Post a joke, funny quote, or a story that bums you out...HERE!
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Post a joke, funny quote, or a story that bums you out...HERE!
A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar...and the bartender says...
"what is this? a joke?"
I came into a thread, once, and saw what looked like a joke. It had all the beginnings of a joke. But I didn't laugh. What a bummer!!!
I'm starting to find that funny, Roadking. Give me an hour.
Beachguy are you Tokosan?
No,
Tokosan lives in Georgia, I live in Virginia. That's three "geez".
Okay, an oldie but goodie.
A man goes into a bar and sees a sign on the wall stating "Sandwiches $2.00, Handjobs $5.00" The man calls the bartender, a pretty little blonde, and asks her "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She nods sexily to him and asks "Do you want one?" At which the man replies "Hell no, wash your damn hands and make me a sandwich!"
Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor and says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "You cant have aids your a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr, i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS! :D
I was walking to the fridge, came back to where I was sitting, instead, only to find that I needed to go to the fridge, but upon arrival, what I thought I needed out of the fridge, was, actually, on the counter, along with my coffee (which needed some French Vanilla Creamer). It was getting cold. What a bummer. Keep the jokes coming, please, guys.
A little 2nd grader came home from school and told his mom that he learned 2 + 2
the son-of-a-bitch is 4 and that 4 + 4 the son-of-a-bitch is 8. His mom said,
that's what you learned today and her son said yes. So the mother went to school
and asked his teacher if she taught her son that 2 + 2 the son-of-a-bitch
is 4 and that 4 + 4 the son-of-a-bitch is 8. The teacher looked surprised and said no...no...no...
It's 2 + 2 the sum of which is 4.
a tale that bums me out....
well nothing i am a happy fuck