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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    Post a joke, funny quote, or a story that bums you out...HERE!
    beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread Post a joke, funny quote, or a story that bums you out...HERE! Rating: 5

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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar...and the bartender says...

    "what is this? a joke?"

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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    I came into a thread, once, and saw what looked like a joke. It had all the beginnings of a joke. But I didn't laugh. What a bummer!!!

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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    I'm starting to find that funny, Roadking. Give me an hour.

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    #5
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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    Beachguy are you Tokosan?

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    #6
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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    No,

    Tokosan lives in Georgia, I live in Virginia. That's three "geez".

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    #7
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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    Okay, an oldie but goodie.

    A man goes into a bar and sees a sign on the wall stating "Sandwiches $2.00, Handjobs $5.00" The man calls the bartender, a pretty little blonde, and asks her "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" She nods sexily to him and asks "Do you want one?" At which the man replies "Hell no, wash your damn hands and make me a sandwich!"

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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor and says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "You cant have aids your a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr, i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    I was walking to the fridge, came back to where I was sitting, instead, only to find that I needed to go to the fridge, but upon arrival, what I thought I needed out of the fridge, was, actually, on the counter, along with my coffee (which needed some French Vanilla Creamer). It was getting cold. What a bummer. Keep the jokes coming, please, guys.

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    Tokosan's Joke/Bummer Story Thread

    A little 2nd grader came home from school and told his mom that he learned 2 + 2

    the son-of-a-bitch is 4 and that 4 + 4 the son-of-a-bitch is 8. His mom said,

    that's what you learned today and her son said yes. So the mother went to school

    and asked his teacher if she taught her son that 2 + 2 the son-of-a-bitch

    is 4 and that 4 + 4 the son-of-a-bitch is 8. The teacher looked surprised and said no...no...no...

    It's 2 + 2 the sum of which is 4.

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