Guidelines for not getting caught

Heres the easy ways never to get caught, i have never been busted by cops or parents. so here we go.

1.keep your room clean always ( dont give them a reason to look around or got threw your things
2.keep your grades up (so yourr parents never suspect drug use or think your a pothead,also money will be flowing in cause parents love good students)
3.Never talk about pot(on the phone inside to your friend.also dont draw pot leaf art and leave it around your room)
4.dont smoke ciggs( if you come home smelling like cigs one thing leads to another and next thing you know you parents are searching your room for cigs and find your stash)
5.cover any evidence of a smoke session(spray some body spray on drop in some visine straightin your cloths up pull up the pants eat a mint)

if you do these things life will be easy and youll be able to smoke weed all the time and never have any complications.youll never have to worry about the second time you get caught beacuse there wont be a first time.

Good advice, I've followed similar guidelines and I've never been caught or suspected, but I've been suspected of drinking before it was pretty random, I think it was because I told my parents I liked the taste of beer or something. Don't worry it wasn't as stupid as it sounds. They let me drink non alcoholic beer all the time and let me taste beer too, hell when we went to Spain my mom let me buy a lemon tasting beer (I forgot the name) so, I didn't see it as a big deal to tell them I liked it. Its funny really they are very paranoid about me drinking when I'm really a stoner. Anyway another thing you can do to not get caught is sneaking out in the back yard or across the street for a toke when your parents are sleeping. That may sound stupid but depending on what kind of parents you have it could be a lifesaver. For example if your parents get up at random times at night and check on you then sneaking out is a really stupid idea. However if you have parents like mine that never get up unless I'm literally screaming at 1:00 in the morning then its a life saver because you hardly ever have to "come home high". Its also nice to have the entire house to yourself, its almost like having an open house every night.
Also it's good to get a fake or real hobby that involves delicate or expensive pieces so you don't sound suspicious if you tell your parents not to mess with your shit. For example I enjoy building stuff out of legos. Since I have a ton of legos I have a ton of lego boxes with tons of pieces inside and my parents never ever open or mess with my lego boxes because they know that they are expensive and that I don't like it when they mess with my legos. To hide my weed I take a big Lego box with a cover put a lock box with my weed inside in the box under the legos and my parents never touch it. Another idea that works well if your parents already suspect you is to create a fake stash so they never find your real one.

yeah my parents still think i box but i did it for a year and dropped out so every monday,wednsday,thursday,saturday they think im boxing but im really smoking out

wo sounds like a waste of time to me shit wen i told my old lady i smoked chuf she laughed at me, now dont get me wrong my ol lady can be a tough bitch, but yea i think honesty goes along way, why hide who u choose to be, its my life i only get one so i choose to enjoy it, dats wat i told me ol lady and now i smoke wif her boyfriend weneva i want life is good, smoke enjoy mariijuana, and dont be a freekn pussy

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Originally Posted by Blazethechronic

pull up the pants

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Damn I don't know what kinda bud you're smokin'.

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Originally Posted by sMOkeY bOB

wo sounds like a waste of time to me shit wen i told my old lady i smoked chuf she laughed at me, now dont get me wrong my ol lady can be a tough bitch, but yea i think honesty goes along way, why hide who u choose to be, its my life i only get one so i choose to enjoy it, dats wat i told me ol lady and now i smoke wif her boyfriend weneva i want life is good, smoke enjoy mariijuana, and dont be a freekn pussy

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yea that works if your mom isn't a nazi

im not a pussy my parents care that i do good in life. i love smoking. im sorry that i dont live in a crack house bob like you. thats why ill be rich one day and youll be sayin "can i take your order" or "do you want fries with that". if your parents dont care your doomed to be a bum.cause parents that dont care raise kids that dont care.

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Originally Posted by Blazethechronic

im not a pussy my parents care that i do good in life. i love smoking. im sorry that i dont live in a crack house bob like you. thats why ill be rich one day and youll be sayin "can i take your order" or "do you want fries with that". if your parents dont care your doomed to be a bum.cause parents that dont care raise kids that dont care.

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just because smokey bob is being honest with his parents, doesnt mean he lives in a crack house ok? and just cause he smokes weed without being scared of what mommy and daddy will think of it, or do, doesnt mean hes going to work at mcdonalds so go pump your hypocritical stereotypes somewhere else

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

just because smokey bob is being honest with his parents, doesnt mean he lives in a crack house ok? and just cause he smokes weed without being scared of what mommy and daddy will think of it, or do, doesnt mean hes going to work at mcdonalds so go pump your hypocritical stereotypes somewhere else

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Yes but Smokey bob is being very ignorant, obviously not everyone's parents are the same, so saying "Ya man comon just tell your parents you smoke weed they will understand" is just fucking stupid unless you have a one in a million parent that says it's ok to smoke weed.

I'd just like to reiterate...

NEVER get over-confident and cocky, and NEVER doubt the suspicion of others.

The first time you assume everything will be perfectly fine is the first step to getting caught.

I told my parents i smoked.
and it worked out for a while.
Then my mom was afraid i would get caught and shit so i had to quit.
But what she doesnt know wont hurt her

Also, do not tell your parents unless you know they smoke, or have.

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Originally Posted by Drugman Joe

Also, do not tell your parents unless you know they smoke, or have.

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sorrie, cant agree with that, i know my mom has smoked weed in her life. i mean she grew up in the '60's and '70's and my mom dosent like me smoking. and i would almost agree with, is the fact that if your parents smoke weed, then they will let u smoke weed, cuz my dad told me to fucking grow my pot, but mt bro, his mom, his bro, and his sis all smoke together, but just his bro will let him smoke, and then another one of my friends, his mom and dad both smoke, but dont want my friend smoking, maybe its just different with different familys, but then agin, my family is sort of disfuitional... and my mom searched my room and found my pipes and bongs. and dosent care as much anymore, cuz she knows that she cant stop me, the pigs cant stop me, and treatment cant stop me.

Ahhh, memories. My parents were always on my ass about smoking weed (they did some fucked up things about it too), but that all changed when I graduated High School. Now the only rule is I can't smoke in the house.

I say be honest eventually. They WILL find out. Man is everyone on this board under 18? Break it to them gently. Explain the pros and cons of weed and why you like it.

haha one time i had a smoke in ma room after my parents went to bed (just tabac. no weed :p ) big mistake lol. woke up the next mornin and my room reeked of smoke and my mum smelt it and she asked why it smelt like smoke and i was like "wtf mum :eek: it doesnt, your lying :confused:".......now she keeps askin me if ive done weed before.....which i havnt lol :cool:

hey does anyone have any advice on crossing a $20 worht of pot thru a checkpoint? my friend debbie says that she just wraps it plastic wrap..slathers it with lotion then some more plastic wrap..im not sure..cause im going on a bus not in my car...going from deep south texas to san antonio next weekend to visit some friends and they dont know any suppliers up there yet..their new. so i need some techniques to foil some drug sniffing dog..

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Originally Posted by ChronicSmoker420

yea that works if your mom isn't a nazi

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yea but i used to think my mom was a nazi too and then she caught me smoking with some of my friends in my room and she just kept bringing us food lol. but before that she knew i smoked but never caught me just found my stashes and pieces and she got angry but when she caught me actually smoking she didnt care at all.

well some parents that i know smoke are strict when it comes to there kids smoking, and sorry bob what i said was fucked up. i havent smoked in a week (my choice).
my aplogies

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Originally Posted by bettybarbra

hey does anyone have any advice on crossing a $20 worht of pot thru a checkpoint? my friend debbie says that she just wraps it plastic wrap..slathers it with lotion then some more plastic wrap..im not sure..cause im going on a bus not in my car...going from deep south texas to san antonio next weekend to visit some friends and they dont know any suppliers up there yet..their new. so i need some techniques to foil some drug sniffing dog..

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Ok wtf make your own thread

dont mention it man, i can live wif ur outburst and temper tantrums, my ol lady doesnt smoke never has, ok i lie she has a cuple times but as i sed its my life and if i choose to enjoy it by smokin weed then i will, she knows she cant stop me, and its not that she dont care she jus ok with my life decisions, i dont speak to my dad so i culdnt give a fuck wat he thinks

i didnt mean to get u all pissed off jus tryin to make a point that hiding wat u choose to do is only preventing what they guna find out in the future enyway so enjoy urself why hide

my suggestion is you dont have to tell your parent that u smoke... but when u get caught, and i say when because it happens and unless your extremely careful you will get caught, so just tell your parents when they catch you. theres no point saying 'i was holding it for a buddy' and that kinda shit cuz all it does is make them want to catch you again and prove its you. so by just saying 'yeah its mine i smoke pot' or whatever keeps them off your back cuz your dont have to hide it anymore. and you never know, they might be ok with it

my dad doesnt care cause he used to go to amsterdam when he was 18,19,20ys old but my mom is a nazi.my dad found weed pics on my comp and he was like "dont let your mom found out i dont care"

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Originally Posted by Blazethechronic

yeah my parents still think i box but i did it for a year and dropped out so every monday,wednsday,thursday,saturday they think im boxing but im really smoking out

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Yo thats the funniest shit ive ever heard of and very good idea by the way

yeah it's my alibi pretty much all week

incense

block door

widnow

hide everything

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Robert you goin' for 1,000,000 posts?!?!

I dont worry about that anymore, my dad smokes weed so I get to smoke when I want, well kinda my moms a stupid fucking control freak so I prefer not to smoke when shes home.