Guidelines for not getting caught

[Blazethechronic]

Heres the easy ways never to get caught, i have never been busted by cops or parents. so here we go.

1.keep your room clean always ( dont give them a reason to look around or got threw your things
2.keep your grades up (so yourr parents never suspect drug use or think your a pothead,also money will be flowing in cause parents love good students)
3.Never talk about pot(on the phone inside to your friend.also dont draw pot leaf art and leave it around your room)
4.dont smoke ciggs( if you come home smelling like cigs one thing leads to another and next thing you know you parents are searching your room for cigs and find your stash)
5.cover any evidence of a smoke session(spray some body spray on drop in some visine straightin your cloths up pull up the pants eat a mint)

if you do these things life will be easy and youll be able to smoke weed all the time and never have any complications.youll never have to worry about the second time you get caught beacuse there wont be a first time.

Blazethechronic Reviewed by Blazethechronic on 10-05-2005. Guidelines for not getting caught Heres the easy ways never to get caught, i have never been busted by cops or parents. so here we go. 1.keep your room clean always ( dont give them a reason to look around or got threw your things 2.keep your grades up (so yourr parents never suspect drug use or think your a pothead,also money will be flowing in cause parents love good students) 3.Never talk about pot(on the phone inside to your friend.also dont draw pot leaf art and leave it around your room) 4.dont smoke ciggs( if you Rating: 5

[ChronicSmoker420]

Good advice, I've followed similar guidelines and I've never been caught or suspected, but I've been suspected of drinking before it was pretty random, I think it was because I told my parents I liked the taste of beer or something. Don't worry it wasn't as stupid as it sounds. They let me drink non alcoholic beer all the time and let me taste beer too, hell when we went to Spain my mom let me buy a lemon tasting beer (I forgot the name) so, I didn't see it as a big deal to tell them I liked it. Its funny really they are very paranoid about me drinking when I'm really a stoner. Anyway another thing you can do to not get caught is sneaking out in the back yard or across the street for a toke when your parents are sleeping. That may sound stupid but depending on what kind of parents you have it could be a lifesaver. For example if your parents get up at random times at night and check on you then sneaking out is a really stupid idea. However if you have parents like mine that never get up unless I'm literally screaming at 1:00 in the morning then its a life saver because you hardly ever have to "come home high". Its also nice to have the entire house to yourself, its almost like having an open house every night.
Also it's good to get a fake or real hobby that involves delicate or expensive pieces so you don't sound suspicious if you tell your parents not to mess with your shit. For example I enjoy building stuff out of legos. Since I have a ton of legos I have a ton of lego boxes with tons of pieces inside and my parents never ever open or mess with my lego boxes because they know that they are expensive and that I don't like it when they mess with my legos. To hide my weed I take a big Lego box with a cover put a lock box with my weed inside in the box under the legos and my parents never touch it. Another idea that works well if your parents already suspect you is to create a fake stash so they never find your real one.

[Blazethechronic]

yeah my parents still think i box but i did it for a year and dropped out so every monday,wednsday,thursday,saturday they think im boxing but im really smoking out

[sMOkeY bOB]

wo sounds like a waste of time to me shit wen i told my old lady i smoked chuf she laughed at me, now dont get me wrong my ol lady can be a tough bitch, but yea i think honesty goes along way, why hide who u choose to be, its my life i only get one so i choose to enjoy it, dats wat i told me ol lady and now i smoke wif her boyfriend weneva i want life is good, smoke enjoy mariijuana, and dont be a freekn pussy

[lateralus]

pull up the pants

Damn I don't know what kinda bud you're smokin'.

[ChronicSmoker420]

wo sounds like a waste of time to me shit wen i told my old lady i smoked chuf she laughed at me, now dont get me wrong my ol lady can be a tough bitch, but yea i think honesty goes along way, why hide who u choose to be, its my life i only get one so i choose to enjoy it, dats wat i told me ol lady and now i smoke wif her boyfriend weneva i want life is good, smoke enjoy mariijuana, and dont be a freekn pussy

yea that works if your mom isn't a nazi

[Blazethechronic]

im not a pussy my parents care that i do good in life. i love smoking. im sorry that i dont live in a crack house bob like you. thats why ill be rich one day and youll be sayin "can i take your order" or "do you want fries with that". if your parents dont care your doomed to be a bum.cause parents that dont care raise kids that dont care.

[420purplehaze420]

im not a pussy my parents care that i do good in life. i love smoking. im sorry that i dont live in a crack house bob like you. thats why ill be rich one day and youll be sayin "can i take your order" or "do you want fries with that". if your parents dont care your doomed to be a bum.cause parents that dont care raise kids that dont care.

just because smokey bob is being honest with his parents, doesnt mean he lives in a crack house ok? and just cause he smokes weed without being scared of what mommy and daddy will think of it, or do, doesnt mean hes going to work at mcdonalds so go pump your hypocritical stereotypes somewhere else

[ChronicSmoker420]

just because smokey bob is being honest with his parents, doesnt mean he lives in a crack house ok? and just cause he smokes weed without being scared of what mommy and daddy will think of it, or do, doesnt mean hes going to work at mcdonalds so go pump your hypocritical stereotypes somewhere else

Yes but Smokey bob is being very ignorant, obviously not everyone's parents are the same, so saying "Ya man comon just tell your parents you smoke weed they will understand" is just fucking stupid unless you have a one in a million parent that says it's ok to smoke weed.

[MediocreToker]

I'd just like to reiterate...

NEVER get over-confident and cocky, and NEVER doubt the suspicion of others.

The first time you assume everything will be perfectly fine is the first step to getting caught.