Well my buddy Matt just got back from a trip to Europe, ya he went to Amsterdam and toked up mad bud, now hes got stories of the greatest herb ever yaya i know the story but he comes over i havnt seen this guy in like a year, i welcome him into my house and gave him ALL the munchies he wanted, anything he wanted he got, he wanna play on the computer fine go ahead bro.
So im bein nice to this dude right? im lettin him enjoy my stash TOTALLY free of charge, full on smoke out, anything he wanted to eat or do and at my risk (my parents are gone and dont like the guy) So we smoke out hard, i brought out my bong, my bubbler, my pipe, and some papers and we just toked it up, 3 grams of Choc. Thai, we hit every pipe and rolled 2 joints. This dude starts bustin out his glory tales of Amst. and how my herb was shit compared and it wasnt doin NOTHING (ya right bro you've had that bong in your hand for a good 20 minutes now stfu and pass it) so i kinda ignore it and go about bein cool :cool:
So time comes for him to leave and he pulls the biggest PUNK move ive ever seen. Now prior to him coming he was asking me to SELL him bud, but i was nice I GAVE HIM BUD FREE, a smoke out and a kick down (1g) FREE!!! hes getting free bud when i coulda got him to pay, he steps out and says "oh by the way dude this is the bud i got back at my pad its dank" as he busts out a 3 finger zip-loc with a branch that just budded up NICE!!! one stalk goin up to about half dozen buds, no cannabis cup but still very beautiful grass. Wtf...this fucking bitch comes to my house and gets smoked out when he had super-dank? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: then he wouldnt even give me a smoke...MAN OH FUCKIN MAN i hope he comes back :D its ok he left his house keys here and he lives like 50 miles away...haha jokes on u :D
ever had a skimpy friend?
