Skimpy Friends

[Killa.Kali]

Well my buddy Matt just got back from a trip to Europe, ya he went to Amsterdam and toked up mad bud, now hes got stories of the greatest herb ever yaya i know the story but he comes over i havnt seen this guy in like a year, i welcome him into my house and gave him ALL the munchies he wanted, anything he wanted he got, he wanna play on the computer fine go ahead bro.

So im bein nice to this dude right? im lettin him enjoy my stash TOTALLY free of charge, full on smoke out, anything he wanted to eat or do and at my risk (my parents are gone and dont like the guy) So we smoke out hard, i brought out my bong, my bubbler, my pipe, and some papers and we just toked it up, 3 grams of Choc. Thai, we hit every pipe and rolled 2 joints. This dude starts bustin out his glory tales of Amst. and how my herb was shit compared and it wasnt doin NOTHING (ya right bro you've had that bong in your hand for a good 20 minutes now stfu and pass it) so i kinda ignore it and go about bein cool

So time comes for him to leave and he pulls the biggest PUNK move ive ever seen. Now prior to him coming he was asking me to SELL him bud, but i was nice I GAVE HIM BUD FREE, a smoke out and a kick down (1g) FREE!!! hes getting free bud when i coulda got him to pay, he steps out and says "oh by the way dude this is the bud i got back at my pad its dank" as he busts out a 3 finger zip-loc with a branch that just budded up NICE!!! one stalk goin up to about half dozen buds, no cannabis cup but still very beautiful grass. Wtf...this fucking bitch comes to my house and gets smoked out when he had super-dank? then he wouldnt even give me a smoke...MAN OH FUCKIN MAN i hope he comes back its ok he left his house keys here and he lives like 50 miles away...haha jokes on u

ever had a skimpy friend?

Killa.Kali Reviewed by Killa.Kali on 08-07-2005. Skimpy Friends Well my buddy Matt just got back from a trip to Europe, ya he went to Amsterdam and toked up mad bud, now hes got stories of the greatest herb ever yaya i know the story but he comes over i havnt seen this guy in like a year, i welcome him into my house and gave him ALL the munchies he wanted, anything he wanted he got, he wanna play on the computer fine go ahead bro. So im bein nice to this dude right? im lettin him enjoy my stash TOTALLY free of charge, full on smoke out, anything he Rating: 5

[187]

hahaha im too stoned to answe and drunk what happaned shit wha tever

[Killa.Kali]

well im pretty baked now, he killed my initial high but i took a nice zip after he left so my high is back

[koshea]

lol ida keped a tab and been like "u owe me 75 bucks...or just gimme 4 or 5 grams of that dank we'l call it even"

[BabiE ChroniC]

we just have a list of unwritten rules to follow
you get someone baked theyreturn the favour
or they buy munchies

[Anonymous]

wow man this is the 2nd thing about u getting screwed maybe your to nice???

[Hydrizzle]

dude, i have the same problem! read this, I just posted it yesterday!

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=27011

I hate these people! I bet if you looked away, he would start smoking out of his hidden bowl. cheapass.

[NowhereMan]

i hate when they smoke your weed,
tell you its no good
and then have the balls to ask you roll em one for later

its about when i lose my cool and tell em fuck off why ya want my weed for if it wasnt any good,it like slapping ya face,fuck ya im poor i think i cant buy 400 a oz shit.
admits gets mids mostly but for the most part its always some skunk im toking on and i do at times have some the best around ,
i do smoke up certain people without a second thought,others i wont even consider.

im not to shy about who is and is not welcome at my house or to smoke my weed if im at others ,i wont smoke my weed with that many people,i dont smoke thiers,
its mostly old freinds ive known forever.
peace

[Killa.Kali]

we just have a list of unwritten rules to follow
you get someone baked theyreturn the favour
or they buy munchies

Ya i thought we all had at least a little decency lol hes not a real stoner though, hes a preppy kid, plays soccer gets straight A's and plays golf =\ then i had to give him a ciggarette...DAMN ME!!!! next time im gonna show up at his house and gank my shit back haha then ill be all like ...

[Killa.Kali]

wow man this is the 2nd thing about u getting screwed maybe your to nice???

lol thx i dunno if im too nice i sure do get called a asshole a lot =\ i drive on the left side of the freeway and they just flip out =\