how to make a woman happy

> >How to make a woman happy
> >
> >It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :
> >
> >1. a friend
> >2. a companion
> >3. a lover
> >4. a brother
> >5. a father
> >6. a master
> >7. a chef
> >8. an electrician
> >9. a carpenter
> >10. a plumber
> >11. a mechanic
> >12. a decorator
> >13. a stylist
> >14. a sexologist
> >15. a gynecologist
> >16. a psychologist
> >17. a pest exterminator
> >18. a psychiatrist
> >19. a healer
> >20. a good listener
> >21. an organiser
> >22. a good father
> >23. very clean
> >24. sympathetic
> >25. athletic
> >26. warm
> >27. attentive
> >28. gallant
> >29. intelligent
> >30. funny
> >31. creative
> >32. tender
> >33. strong
> >34. understanding
> >35. tolerant
> >36. prudent
> >37. ambitious
> >38. capable
> >39. courageous
> >40. determined
> >41. true
> >42. dependable
> >43. passionate
> >
> >WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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> >44. give her compliments regularly
> >45. love shopping
> >46. be honest
> >47. be very rich
> >48. not stress her out
> >49. not look at other girls
> >
> >AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> >
> >50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> >51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> >52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> >
> >IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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> >53. to never forget:
> >
> >* birthdays
> >
> >* anniversaries
> >
> >* arrangements she makes
> >
> >HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> >
> >1. Feed him
> >
> >2. Fuck him
> >
> >3. Shut the fuck up.
> >

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LOL! So true :-x

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Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK

LOL! So true :-x

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yea most men dont need much to be happy ..my kids mom sent me that .. she said i was almost all those things except for very rich and very clean .. oh yea and the not lookin at other girls thing ..

Hahahaha! True.

just get a stripper they do the job for a couple bucks.

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Originally Posted by mellowman420

just get a stripper they do the job for a couple bucks.

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you got a point there bro all strippers want is your money..what was it chef said about prostitutes ?? you dont pay a hooker for sex you pay them to go away afterwards

... and I thought it said "how to make a wOOman happy." Imagine how confused I was when I got to a gynecologist.

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Originally Posted by mono repin

... and I thought it said "how to make a wOOman happy." Imagine how confused I was when I got to a gynecologist.

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i know my spelling and puntuation is bad but ..it cant be that bad ..

heh heh heh. What makes me happy is men who strive to make their woman happy. I think its because it makes us feel important, not because we necessarily need these specific needs met. But yeah, that list is pretty accurate... :o

being a man sucks you basicaly devote your life to making her happy while she dosent give a damn about you unless it affects you doing stuff for her in some way

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Originally Posted by koshea

being a man sucks you basicaly devote your life to making her happy while she dosent give a damn about you unless it affects you doing stuff for her in some way

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You get what you ask for, and you determine how people treat you.

If all it takes to make you happy is this:

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> >HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
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> >1. Feed him
> >
> >2. Fuck him
> >
> >3. Shut the fuck up.

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Thats all you'll get. If you require more, you'll get more. Maybe not from the specific person you want more from, but if more is what you require in a relationship, you'll eventually find a relationship that meets your needs. That's all there is to it. Women dont get their needs met in most of their relationships and the smart one's keep moving on until they find someone who does meet their needs. It doesn't suck to be the man who requires more for himself. ;)

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Originally Posted by mono repin

... and I thought it said "how to make a wOOman happy." Imagine how confused I was when I got to a gynecologist.

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lol hahaha lmao, wooman

Damn straight thats what it takes! And you have to be able to know what the clitoris is! We wont settle for anything less

peace