how to make a woman happy

[ezjim]

> >How to make a woman happy
> >
> >It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :
> >
> >1. a friend
> >2. a companion
> >3. a lover
> >4. a brother
> >5. a father
> >6. a master
> >7. a chef
> >8. an electrician
> >9. a carpenter
> >10. a plumber
> >11. a mechanic
> >12. a decorator
> >13. a stylist
> >14. a sexologist
> >15. a gynecologist
> >16. a psychologist
> >17. a pest exterminator
> >18. a psychiatrist
> >19. a healer
> >20. a good listener
> >21. an organiser
> >22. a good father
> >23. very clean
> >24. sympathetic
> >25. athletic
> >26. warm
> >27. attentive
> >28. gallant
> >29. intelligent
> >30. funny
> >31. creative
> >32. tender
> >33. strong
> >34. understanding
> >35. tolerant
> >36. prudent
> >37. ambitious
> >38. capable
> >39. courageous
> >40. determined
> >41. true
> >42. dependable
> >43. passionate
> >
> >WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> >
> >44. give her compliments regularly
> >45. love shopping
> >46. be honest
> >47. be very rich
> >48. not stress her out
> >49. not look at other girls
> >
> >AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
> >
> >50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
> >51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
> >52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
> >
> >IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> >
> >53. to never forget:
> >
> >* birthdays
> >
> >* anniversaries
> >
> >* arrangements she makes
> >
> >HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
> >
> >1. Feed him
> >
> >2. Fuck him
> >
> >3. Shut the fuck up.
> >

ezjim Reviewed by ezjim on 07-20-2005. how to make a woman happy > >How to make a woman happy > > > >It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be : > > > >1. a friend > >2. a companion > >3. a lover > >4. a brother > >5. a father > >6. a master Rating: 5

[BluntArtist]

[NOTEHOOK]

LOL! So true :-x

[ezjim]

LOL! So true :-x

yea most men dont need much to be happy ..my kids mom sent me that .. she said i was almost all those things except for very rich and very clean .. oh yea and the not lookin at other girls thing ..

[Hempamasta]

Hahahaha! True.

[mellowman420]

just get a stripper they do the job for a couple bucks.

[ezjim]

just get a stripper they do the job for a couple bucks.

you got a point there bro all strippers want is your money..what was it chef said about prostitutes ?? you dont pay a hooker for sex you pay them to go away afterwards

[mono repin]

... and I thought it said "how to make a wOOman happy." Imagine how confused I was when I got to a gynecologist.

[ezjim]

... and I thought it said "how to make a wOOman happy." Imagine how confused I was when I got to a gynecologist.

i know my spelling and puntuation is bad but ..it cant be that bad ..

[Ousted]

heh heh heh. What makes me happy is men who strive to make their woman happy. I think its because it makes us feel important, not because we necessarily need these specific needs met. But yeah, that list is pretty accurate...