I cant get enough of this

http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html

I laughed my arse off while reading.

HAARRRRRR!!!!!

dude. i'm fuckin' cracking up laughing over here. thanks.

haha Bloodninja is tha man....
I have seen his "Cyber" attempts before...

funny ''cyber'' lmao

my curtains are on fire NOOOOOOOO

Hahaha, that's so funny I'm nearly crying.

"I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite."

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass

lol

sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Red King

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass

lol

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that was the funniest shit ever

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.

:D :D :D

I've read em before but you just made my day. I love these so much I could cry.

Are there any more of those anywhere?

HAHA!!! Thats sum funny shit....its so fun o fuck with ppl on p2p :D