I cant get enough of this

[Red King]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html

I laughed my arse off while reading.

HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Red King Reviewed by Red King on 07-10-2005. I cant get enough of this http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html I laughed my arse off while reading. HAARRRRRR!!!!! Rating: 5

[Ganj]

dude. i'm fuckin' cracking up laughing over here. thanks.

[NoosaHeads]

haha Bloodninja is tha man....
I have seen his "Cyber" attempts before...

[st0n3r]

funny ''cyber'' lmao

my curtains are on fire NOOOOOOOO

[ermitonto]

Hahaha, that's so funny I'm nearly crying.

"I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite."

[Red King]

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass

lol

[BalliN]

sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

[kimchibanana]

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass

lol

that was the funniest shit ever

[GHoSToKeR]

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.

[Encatuse]

I've read em before but you just made my day. I love these so much I could cry.