Funny Near Busts

Anyone have a funny near-bust experience. You know, the kind that scare the shit out of you when its happening but you laugh about later. My two best are:

Years ago me and a buddy were heading back to Chicago from a Dead show at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin. I don't know about now but back then , if you were smart, you didn't speed or do anything illegal in your car while in Wisconsin cause the cops there had nothing better to do than bust you. We weren't too smart. We were doing about 75 in the left lane, in my car covered in Dead stickers, smoking a fat joint. We might as well have had a big bullseye painted on the car. Anyhow, I happened to look up in my rear view mirror and noticed some shit head right on my ass. Another glance and I noticed the bright flashing lights on top of the shithead's car. "Holy Shit, a Cop!!". The car was totally hot boxed and when my buddy rolled down his window smoke just poured out. We were totally freaking out but couldn't do anything so we started to pull over, sure we would probably spend the night in jail. As soon as we got into the right lane, however, the cop flew by us on to somewhere else.

And..even better:

I was living in Shanghai China, studying Chinese language, a while back. Weed was pretty scarce, actually non-existant, but I could always find hash from some of the Uighur people living there. Although Chinese, Uighurs are Muslim and come from the area of China bordering Afghanistan and always had hash.

In a country with several billion people finding a secluded place to smoke can be pretty tough but I had found a pretty cool spot in a local park. So after scoring a nice ball of hash I grabbed the old tobacco pipe I had found and headed off to a nice seculded bench tucked into the trees. No sooner had I taken a big hit when this old Chinese cop comes walking up behind me.

Being a foriegner I stuck out like a sore thumb so everyone would check me out and this cop was no exception. So here I am, sitting there holding the pipe full of hash, with this cop standing about two feet away checking me out. I'm having visions of spending my life in a Chinese prison when, "Jesus Christ!!", he starts talking to me. A cop talking to a foriegner attracted more attention and now there are about 10 people just standing around watching. I'm totally trippin out when I start to realize this guy has no idea that I'm doing something illegal. I guess that pot and hash are rare enough there that it not a smell that every cop would instantly recognize and he attributed what I was doing as just being something weird and foriegn. After what seemed like an eternity I got my wits together, looked at my watch, and said I had to go. And that was that. Needless to say I found a better place to smoke that the local park.

Anyone else have some fun stories like these. I'd love to hear them

had 4 cops in pompano beach fla stop us leaving the miami 88 dead show searched the whole car tore all are shit apart even picked up my phone book and flipped through it right past 200 hits of paper and then throw it right back into the glove box then told us to keep heading north which we did as soon as we cleaned out our shorts almost as funny leaving the irvine shows in 89 had the cops pull us over for a u turn searched found 2 sack of weed took our nugs and left my bro's schwag laying on the back seat and of course told us not to stick around

I was at my friends apartment and we were all smoking like 4 bowls then all a sudden a cop pulls up outside (and I had earlier been shouting loud I'm so high lol)... Well we go into the other room with the soberest one stays there to talk to the cop. I was about to have a heart attack but then I find out he was just cing if my friend new the whereabouts of someone. lol.

Me and my sister went into town to get some chicken at about 12 one night and i brought my bowl and some DANK nugs. We pull outta my drive way and i tak a hit right when i blow it out a cop drives by. Then we get there and theres a cop road block and we get past that and see the chicken place is closed. as i joke i say lets go to white castle because i live in NJ. Long story short we end up in Newark at 3 in the morning high as fuck driveing around when my sister sees a cop and takes the next right to avoid him but goes into a dead end. the cop comes out and thinks were trying to buy herion. im sitting on the bowl and the 1/8 and then my sister relizes she donest have her licence or her incerence and she fuckin blazed. the retard cop belives our bullshit and shows us the way back to my town over and hour away. i smoked a fat bowl for that douche bag on the way home

two friend of mine and I were smoking by someone's garage and they pulled into the garage without seeing us. But we freaked out and ran around the garage hidden in their backyard. we exited from there backyard and this big bald guy gets out of the car asking us what the hell we were doing in his backyard. I don't remember what we said but it was funny.

when i was on a run with my mates brother, both had a 9 bar of real nice skunk on us, im 16 and he is 13. it was about 9pm and really dark, we were on scrambler motorbikes , him on a 200 and me on a 250. he was infront of me leading the way, we had no lights because they were scramblers, we also wernt aloud to drive these bikes on the road because it is illeagal at our age. a cop came up behind us lights on and all so we thought shit and tried to lose him but it wasnt happening because it was a slow road... up ahead we see a cop barricade accross the whole road, no way around it now i was really shitting it. my mate pulls down this little gap in the headge and we drove all the way accross the fields back to the dealer and dropped off the weed, recieved our payment.
the next day we find out that someone tipped off the cops and they were all over our asses, the dealer does a bit of organisation and this someone gets their head kicked in lol

Lmao Sugarmagnolia, that sounds pretty sketchy

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Originally Posted by Edd

the next day we find out that someone tipped off the cops and they were all over our asses, the dealer does a bit of organisation and this someone gets their head kicked in lol

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uhhhhh...... what happened to the guy? that's pretty creapy about the head kicked in part. ick.... i don't like violence one bit. violence especially sucks mixed with weed.

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Originally Posted by sugarmagnolia

uhhhhh...... what happened to the guy? that's pretty creapy about the head kicked in part. ick.... i don't like violence one bit. violence especially sucks mixed with weed.

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yeah, don't get violent over weed, it gives it and its users everywhere a bad name. The argument behind legalization is that Marijuana is not as harmful as other drugs, and that compared to alcohol, is less dangerous. People fucking other people up over bud is not a step foward in this cause.

me and 2 of my friends went out for a 3 bowl cruise in my friends busted ass chevy celebrity... its manual. so we're all really high and heading to the gas station to get some grub before we go back to my friends house to chill. well half way to the gas station, we're at a stop sign and the car dies! well we're all sittin freakin out because theres a cop takin radar in the graveyard to the right.. so we're all like oh crap we're screwed. so i begin to hide the weed as the cop comes up. he asks if somethin is wrong, so we all quick put on our sun glasses to shield our eyes, and one of the guys in the car lights up a smoke to cover the smell.. we said we'll be alright, and he goes back to his car... phew, well after popping the hood and checking all that stuff, we get back in the car... ... the damn driver was forgetting to push the clutch in before he tried to start it!! god that scared me...

i like your signature justinsane cuz i love celbration of the lizard haha
yeah im pretty high lol

I was at this big ass party where there was no parents and lots of booze and reefer and the cops come in to bust it and I was like shitting myself upstairs. and one of the sober kids is talkin to him and I could hear them from the stairs and it turned out that they had the wrong house. I told myself after that, that I would never go to a big party ever again. oh well

Speaking of big parties... I was at this random party that I got pulled into (though once the weed and alcohol came out, I didn't mind) for some reason. Well, I had JUST finished my third bowl of this REALLY dank shit, you know, laughing at everything and all, and this dude that had passed out in the parking lot got fuckin ran over by some stoned guy! It was right in front of me! Everyone was flipping out and panicking, and when it was announced that the cops and the ambulance was on the way... It cleared out. Me and my friends were all waiting at another guy's house for over two hours before the all clear was given.

It was some freaky shit, but the party was really chill after that.

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Originally Posted by wutang123456

yeah, don't get violent over weed, it gives it and its users everywhere a bad name. The argument behind legalization is that Marijuana is not as harmful as other drugs, and that compared to alcohol, is less dangerous. People fucking other people up over bud is not a step foward in this cause.

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i had nothing to do with this part, i guess when you tip of main dealers to the cops they dont like it much. he decieded to do what he thought was the best thing to do

hahaha! police dont bother busting us in the UK any more! unless your being a proper dick to them. they usually just dont want to know cos its such a waste of time for them to be busting us and doing all the paperwork when they could be catching axe murderers and rapists...glad i dont live in the united police state of america lol

Yeah it was like super troopers. we had two bowls goin around a 4 man rotation, and as soon as we set them down a cop flicks his lights on. he follows us for about a mile then flies by us doin like 105. it was cool but i was so scared. then another time we were parked up at a river and about to fish, but we just finished a j. a cop rolls up behind us and flicks his cherries. i saw him but was quiet and my buddy i was with gave me like a deathly scared look on his face. we had just stepped out of the car and he said "you boys alright" we just said yeah just doin some fishin. and then he left. whew :)

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Originally Posted by Fengzi

I was living in Shanghai China, studying Chinese language, a while back. Weed was pretty scarce, actually non-existant, but I could always find hash from some of the Uighur people living there. Although Chinese, Uighurs are Muslim and come from the area of China bordering Afghanistan and always had hash.

In a country with several billion people finding a secluded place to smoke can be pretty tough but I had found a pretty cool spot in a local park. So after scoring a nice ball of hash I grabbed the old tobacco pipe I had found and headed off to a nice seculded bench tucked into the trees. No sooner had I taken a big hit when this old Chinese cop comes walking up behind me.

Being a foriegner I stuck out like a sore thumb so everyone would check me out and this cop was no exception. So here I am, sitting there holding the pipe full of hash, with this cop standing about two feet away checking me out. I'm having visions of spending my life in a Chinese prison when, "Jesus Christ!!", he starts talking to me. A cop talking to a foriegner attracted more attention and now there are about 10 people just standing around watching. I'm totally trippin out when I start to realize this guy has no idea that I'm doing something illegal. I guess that pot and hash are rare enough there that it not a smell that every cop would instantly recognize and he attributed what I was doing as just being something weird and foriegn. After what seemed like an eternity I got my wits together, looked at my watch, and said I had to go. And that was that. Needless to say I found a better place to smoke that the local park.

Anyone else have some fun stories like these. I'd love to hear them

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Yo, man, you gotta help me with this. Im originally from China and I just went back to Shanghai and Im going to stay there for about three months. (From mid May to end of August) Right now I really want to smoke weed. Actually I dont smoke too often. When I was in the states, I smoke with two of my bros from my college about once a week. We are all recreational users, we just smoke talk and chill. I can live without weed for three months fine, but right now I really think smoking some weed will make my stay in Shanghai so much better. I know you have stayed in Shanghai and bought weed there, do you still have the contact? If you can email me the info to [email protected], that would be much appreciated. Thanx, man.

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Originally Posted by seagull123

Yo, man, you gotta help me with this. Im originally from China and I just went back to Shanghai and Im going to stay there for about three months. (From mid May to end of August) Right now I really want to smoke weed. Actually I dont smoke too often. When I was in the states, I smoke with two of my bros from my college about once a week. We are all recreational users, we just smoke talk and chill. I can live without weed for three months fine, but right now I really think smoking some weed will make my stay in Shanghai so much better. I know you have stayed in Shanghai and bought weed there, do you still have the contact? If you can email me the info to [email protected], that would be much appreciated. Thanx, man.

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I never had any steady contact while in Shanghai and even if I did, I lived there back in '96-'97 so I doubt they'd be around anymore. Whenever I wanted to score I'd go get some hash from the Xinjiang guys that hang out in front of the Bank of China down on Waitan. I think the street is Zhongshan Lu, just North of Nanjing Dong Lu. They would always ask me "change money?" "hashish?" when I walked by. I'm a white guy though, so I stuck out like a sore thumb, and I don't know if they'd ask someone who was Chinese or at least didn't look like a tourist. In any case just head down to the bank, I suspect they'll still be there.

One day, I was smoking in a friend's garage. We finished up, and the girl in our group hid the bowl on her person. About twenty seconds later a cop kicks the door in and walks in with his gun raised. He frisks me and my male friend, and finds nothing. We explain that we're friends with the adolescent of the house, who gave us permission to smoke ciggarettes in the relative warmth, and that the motrher was over-reacting when she called, so he left us alone. I get back to school, and the same cop is there to give us a talk about the dangers of ecstacy. Ah, the hijinx of high school.

Well saw this thread and cause I had a funny ass experience last night, I'll post....
Wel lI was smmokign a bowl in this yard a ta friends house..her fpasrents were out and there wer elike 50 peopel there...Anyway her dad coems home and starts chasing me around the yard cause he sees me smoking...Me being as hig has i am I jus tstart laughing and runnign away...He was literally RIGHT behind me almost TOUCHING me with his outstretched fignertips...This geeked me otu really bad but I was still just ahead fo him otu of his reach...well everyone saw this out the window and they evacuated with the alcohol out the back while I was being chased so finally when I hoppe din my friends car and drove off away from the crazy mofo he got inside and wasnt the wiser of a aparty ;)

well i was home alone for the weekend, and had some kick ass orange hydro buds... so im out on the front verandah, bout 9am, in clear view of anyone who decided to walk past...so ive jsut takne a huuuuge drag,a nd look to my right, and my next door neighbour walks out my front gate after feeding our pets...... he look s over and hes all 'oh, hi there! what are u doing?"..and i was trying to speak really weakly so the smoke did pour oput my mouth..i jsut basically gave 1 word answers for about a minute as he tried to converse with me...as soon as he was outta sight i exhaled the lungfull that made me wanna explode...needless to say, i ran inside..thne had some more...word

Yesterday there were 3 of us waiting for our friend to get off work (he works at a fish+chip shop). So we're sitting there passing around a couple of joints, and we see this plane circling round directly above us, we don't think anything of it. After about 10mins and another joint, it's still there. We start getting a little freaked out cos it had blue markings all over it. Then my friend gets off work, comes out and tells us there was a cop in his shop listening to his radio. He'd just got a call from a spotter plane telling him to look out for 3 kids acting suspicious...

last summer, me and 2 friends snuck out this one kid's house to go smoke. those little stone signs in most neighborhoods(atleast in MD anyways) that haevt eh enighborhood's name on it, we smoked behind that cause tehre was a big ass tree on the other side. after a few bowls, a fire truck is coming and it stops right next to where we are. we just get up and run like hell(leaving glasses, a bowl, and 2 bags of bud). the next day we came back to recover our shit. a few days later, i learned there was a fire in the next court over, which is why the fire truck showed up.

I always smoke by myself in this small town filled with people who do not appreciate the finer things in life I made this cheap water bong out of a frappucino bottle with a straw,zebra pen stuff and gum well Im standing there taking a toke then through the window i see my aunt coming to the storage shed I am in at the time and I think as fast as i can I put the bong underneath the sink in a cabinet and then I look at the weed I set it by the bong but then it drops to the floor and now the door is opening my aunts coming in i throw the pill bottle full of scwag to the back of the cabinet My aunt comes around the corner and is like "what are you doing here" I say "Im looking for a computer mouse you would'nt happen to know where one is would you?" she says no and I leave being high im paranoid as shit that she will find my stuff well my two aunts end up being in the shed looking for something hell if i know. when I came back in the house after they left I found the frappucino bottle ON TOP ON THE SINK MY HEART STOPPED i was like "oh shit they left to go tell my parents im screwed " but after further investigation I found the pill bottle of weed in exactly the place I threw it! imagine if i wouldve put it by the bottle I would've been so screwed I guess my aunt is somewhat stupid maybe she thought this bottle with light brown murky water with a METEL BOWL on top lol was just some strange contaption they had previously put there well anyways I lit up about 5 minutes after this and everything was much better I was left redeyed to reminese over this heart pounding incident....whooooo :D

I was driving smaking a bowl with a few friends. It was raining and my car had very shitty tires so i lodt controll on a turn and slammed right into a no parking sign. The unlucky thing was that there were 2 pigs parked like 5 feet away from me. When i roled down the window some smoke came out right into the cops face. I was high as hell and fucked up on all the questions the cop asked me. He even checked my eyes with a flashlight and at the end of all this he gave me a 75$ icket for wreckess driving. I got away with the weed :D