Funny Near Busts

[Fengzi]

Anyone have a funny near-bust experience. You know, the kind that scare the shit out of you when its happening but you laugh about later. My two best are:

Years ago me and a buddy were heading back to Chicago from a Dead show at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin. I don't know about now but back then , if you were smart, you didn't speed or do anything illegal in your car while in Wisconsin cause the cops there had nothing better to do than bust you. We weren't too smart. We were doing about 75 in the left lane, in my car covered in Dead stickers, smoking a fat joint. We might as well have had a big bullseye painted on the car. Anyhow, I happened to look up in my rear view mirror and noticed some shit head right on my ass. Another glance and I noticed the bright flashing lights on top of the shithead's car. "Holy Shit, a Cop!!". The car was totally hot boxed and when my buddy rolled down his window smoke just poured out. We were totally freaking out but couldn't do anything so we started to pull over, sure we would probably spend the night in jail. As soon as we got into the right lane, however, the cop flew by us on to somewhere else.

And..even better:

I was living in Shanghai China, studying Chinese language, a while back. Weed was pretty scarce, actually non-existant, but I could always find hash from some of the Uighur people living there. Although Chinese, Uighurs are Muslim and come from the area of China bordering Afghanistan and always had hash.

In a country with several billion people finding a secluded place to smoke can be pretty tough but I had found a pretty cool spot in a local park. So after scoring a nice ball of hash I grabbed the old tobacco pipe I had found and headed off to a nice seculded bench tucked into the trees. No sooner had I taken a big hit when this old Chinese cop comes walking up behind me.

Being a foriegner I stuck out like a sore thumb so everyone would check me out and this cop was no exception. So here I am, sitting there holding the pipe full of hash, with this cop standing about two feet away checking me out. I'm having visions of spending my life in a Chinese prison when, "Jesus Christ!!", he starts talking to me. A cop talking to a foriegner attracted more attention and now there are about 10 people just standing around watching. I'm totally trippin out when I start to realize this guy has no idea that I'm doing something illegal. I guess that pot and hash are rare enough there that it not a smell that every cop would instantly recognize and he attributed what I was doing as just being something weird and foriegn. After what seemed like an eternity I got my wits together, looked at my watch, and said I had to go. And that was that. Needless to say I found a better place to smoke that the local park.

Anyone else have some fun stories like these. I'd love to hear them

Fengzi Reviewed by Fengzi on 05-11-2005. Funny Near Busts Anyone have a funny near-bust experience. You know, the kind that scare the shit out of you when its happening but you laugh about later. My two best are: Years ago me and a buddy were heading back to Chicago from a Dead show at Alpine Valley in Wisconsin. I don't know about now but back then , if you were smart, you didn't speed or do anything illegal in your car while in Wisconsin cause the cops there had nothing better to do than bust you. We weren't too smart. We were doing about 75 in Rating: 5

[ezjim]

had 4 cops in pompano beach fla stop us leaving the miami 88 dead show searched the whole car tore all are shit apart even picked up my phone book and flipped through it right past 200 hits of paper and then throw it right back into the glove box then told us to keep heading north which we did as soon as we cleaned out our shorts almost as funny leaving the irvine shows in 89 had the cops pull us over for a u turn searched found 2 sack of weed took our nugs and left my bro's schwag laying on the back seat and of course told us not to stick around

[CanaBliss]

I was at my friends apartment and we were all smoking like 4 bowls then all a sudden a cop pulls up outside (and I had earlier been shouting loud I'm so high lol)... Well we go into the other room with the soberest one stays there to talk to the cop. I was about to have a heart attack but then I find out he was just cing if my friend new the whereabouts of someone. lol.

[Dutchmaster]

Me and my sister went into town to get some chicken at about 12 one night and i brought my bowl and some DANK nugs. We pull outta my drive way and i tak a hit right when i blow it out a cop drives by. Then we get there and theres a cop road block and we get past that and see the chicken place is closed. as i joke i say lets go to white castle because i live in NJ. Long story short we end up in Newark at 3 in the morning high as fuck driveing around when my sister sees a cop and takes the next right to avoid him but goes into a dead end. the cop comes out and thinks were trying to buy herion. im sitting on the bowl and the 1/8 and then my sister relizes she donest have her licence or her incerence and she fuckin blazed. the retard cop belives our bullshit and shows us the way back to my town over and hour away. i smoked a fat bowl for that douche bag on the way home

[sugarmagnolia]

two friend of mine and I were smoking by someone's garage and they pulled into the garage without seeing us. But we freaked out and ran around the garage hidden in their backyard. we exited from there backyard and this big bald guy gets out of the car asking us what the hell we were doing in his backyard. I don't remember what we said but it was funny.

[Edd]

when i was on a run with my mates brother, both had a 9 bar of real nice skunk on us, im 16 and he is 13. it was about 9pm and really dark, we were on scrambler motorbikes , him on a 200 and me on a 250. he was infront of me leading the way, we had no lights because they were scramblers, we also wernt aloud to drive these bikes on the road because it is illeagal at our age. a cop came up behind us lights on and all so we thought shit and tried to lose him but it wasnt happening because it was a slow road... up ahead we see a cop barricade accross the whole road, no way around it now i was really shitting it. my mate pulls down this little gap in the headge and we drove all the way accross the fields back to the dealer and dropped off the weed, recieved our payment.
the next day we find out that someone tipped off the cops and they were all over our asses, the dealer does a bit of organisation and this someone gets their head kicked in lol

[rysk8er420]

Lmao Sugarmagnolia, that sounds pretty sketchy

[sugarmagnolia]

the next day we find out that someone tipped off the cops and they were all over our asses, the dealer does a bit of organisation and this someone gets their head kicked in lol

uhhhhh...... what happened to the guy? that's pretty creapy about the head kicked in part. ick.... i don't like violence one bit. violence especially sucks mixed with weed.

[wutang123456]

uhhhhh...... what happened to the guy? that's pretty creapy about the head kicked in part. ick.... i don't like violence one bit. violence especially sucks mixed with weed.

yeah, don't get violent over weed, it gives it and its users everywhere a bad name. The argument behind legalization is that Marijuana is not as harmful as other drugs, and that compared to alcohol, is less dangerous. People fucking other people up over bud is not a step foward in this cause.

[justinsane]

me and 2 of my friends went out for a 3 bowl cruise in my friends busted ass chevy celebrity... its manual. so we're all really high and heading to the gas station to get some grub before we go back to my friends house to chill. well half way to the gas station, we're at a stop sign and the car dies! well we're all sittin freakin out because theres a cop takin radar in the graveyard to the right.. so we're all like oh crap we're screwed. so i begin to hide the weed as the cop comes up. he asks if somethin is wrong, so we all quick put on our sun glasses to shield our eyes, and one of the guys in the car lights up a smoke to cover the smell.. we said we'll be alright, and he goes back to his car... phew, well after popping the hood and checking all that stuff, we get back in the car... ... the damn driver was forgetting to push the clutch in before he tried to start it!! god that scared me...