Post your Freestyles!!!

Thought it would be cool to start a thread where people post a freestyle of theirs about whats goin on in their life. Ill start it off...

Uh. Uh. Uh!!

Im not here because Im a wigger, Im here to drink so I can fuck up my liver. But drinkin aint always my style, especially when im sittin in front of a bigass weed pile. Cuz yall know the dank shit is the bomb, as long as you dont get busted by your fuckin mom! But I dont have to worry about that anymore, cuz the country of france doesnt really know what it means to score. French people think lifes all about hot bitches and wine, but what i really want is a fuckin dime. The Frenchy lifestyle aint all that bad, cuz theres always ladies here waitin for me to bust my nad, but dont tell their dad cuz im chillin with his daughter in his very own pad. This rhyme aint all it cracked up to be, but you wont find better till two thousand twenty three!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(If anyone is French on here, I'm just playin')

your rhymes are week
your ryhthms trash
pull up a seat son
and take tha fuckin class
but hold up hold up
tha rooms got smoke all around
you wont be learnin much
when were smokin pound for pound
round and round
pass that sweet
no motha fuckin pigs got
any dirt on me
get all that tch
all up in my system
...fuck it im white

smokin tac and sniffin' glue/these are the things i like to do/they get me by/i like to get high/but sometimes my mouth goes dry/so i take a sip...of a tasty beverage/and i get...a heart heamorage...it wudnt be good/it wud be bad/i wud regret every cowie ive had...

haha, wreck mode

lol, er....i don't think it's freestyling if you write it down, lol

all your rhymes have been done before
but i bet ill have to listen to some more
before we even kontinue
i gotta say i dont karry a rag of blue
kause TeK 8 9 made E 7 8 1
im like a killjoy im here killin your fun
i have sukh variety in my vokabulary
you would think your at the kommesary
so when i pull up in my limo
and im start to rokk yo sho
you kan find me on the flo
and if you slip youll meet my fofo
and before i walk through the do (pronounsed doe. as in door)
ill pull my ro of dough
and ill walk out wit all of the hos
lol

you guys are all wack with your lyrical heart attack
I think you croaked on the joke and koshea you're not black soooooo
it doesn't really matter if you think your white.
before he was shit eminem proved his ryhmes were tight
but what are we here for what's the purpose?
smoke dro and get crazy while i rework this......
ryhme. I do it all the time soooo
If you wanna step, step back and try to define this
assasination of your verbal flow cause''''
if you wanna know, come buy one of my hoes
I sell em on the street just like the crazy bud
and i play kazoo better than elmer fudd..

boom boom snare boom boom

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Originally Posted by Dr Timothy Leary

smokin tac and sniffin' glue/these are the things i like to do/they get me by/i like to get high/but sometimes my mouth goes dry/so i take a sip...of a tasty beverage/and i get...a heart heamorage...it wudnt be good/it wud be bad/i wud regret every cowie ive had...

haha, wreck mode

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i would definatley vote for this song on 106th and park haha

-sigh-...

no props for the white boy

haha well....

I live in the face of danger
does this get any stranger
the way we all live
should make us all give
our love to the nation
can't stop the rotaion
of power thru' people
is so damn lethal
it could kill a whole click
with just one flick
if time could stop
our violence would drop
no more deaths
would heal the rest
but it's only a thought
and it will never be bought

here alone with this bone i just sit
while these flos make yall run like the shits
but its needless to say that this seedless and yay
has got me quite properly lit.

Thats all you get, is 4 lines.
but not of anything thatcan be insufflated
i feel bad for you tho,cuz your sister and ho
is with me now,so you must masturbate it.

yea though,it isn't freestyling when you type it,obviously.But in real life i'd murder all of you in a freestyle!!

crack pipe glass/ acid stash/ trip balls then kill this hoe horror movie style, cut and slash/ nigga its been awhile, dont go into denial, spanish fly and my dicks in her vertical smile/ wake up then you try and call the po-po i m gonna kill you cause your a hoe-hoe, or shit oh no.

Thoughts of you swiming in my head.
I wanna have you in my bed.
The looks you give me send chills up my spine.
Come on baby nows the time.
My up on your low,
Its actually starting to show.
Sometimes you are cold.
But i'll warm you up with my wispers.
Lipping up a twister.
Lets do it old fashioned,
But with a kick of passion.
Sweaty and heavy,
I'll take all of your energy.
You got me around your fingure,
Now guide me where to lingure.
Fighting with all my mite,
Im gunna have you by tonight.

:D Oh how I love my Luc!!!!!!! And oh how he loves me too! ;)

We will grow together
We will protect eachother
Maybe your my significant other
but one thing will stand int he way
The fact your so far away
I'll let you go but its to hard
I'll lie to survive but regret will soon come out
I know it but my heads in this doubt
And my lungs will close from the marijuana smoke
Take that one last toke
feel the burn within your soul
Toxic blood running threw my veins
Free from these chains
Do you think i want to change?
Life is wonderful on you
My personal high
your touch on my thigh
Your kiss on mine
Totally in bliss
Take a hit and let it all go
Lifes to short not to have fun
Shut the door your in your room.
Lay underneithe your bed
away fromt he people and their lyes
away from everyones eyes
your my personal high.


Im having too much fun with this!!!!! :D actually i wrote this a long ass time ago about a girl I was in love with. Ah Beth was a great friend, too bad her life has been so hard. She dident deserve it. Poor thing. :(

The wheels on the bus go round and round, fuckin' round and round, round and round, nigga
the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the muthafuckin' town!
The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep, cocksucka, beep beep beep, beep beep beep
The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep all through the muthafuckin' town!
The door on the bus goes open and shut, bitch, open and shut, open and shut,
The door on the bus goes open and shut all through the muthafuckin' town!
The bling on the bus goes clink clink clink, clink clink clink, clink clink clink,
The bling on the bus goes clink clink clink all through the muthafuckin' town!
The cracka ass driver on the bus says 'move on back, move on back move on back',
The cracka ass driver on the bus says 'move on back' all through the muthafuckin' town!
The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish, muthafucka, swish swish swish, swish swish swish,
The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish all through the muthafuckin' town!
The people on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down like me with your mom,
The people on the bus go up and down all through the muthafuckin' town!
The fuckin babies on the bus go WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH,
The fuckin babies on the bus go WAH WAH WAH all through the muthafuckin' town!
The hoes on the bus go SHH SHH SHH, SHH SHH SHH, SHH SHH SHH,
The hoes on the bus go SHH SHH SHH all through the muthafuckin' town nigga!

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Originally Posted by koshea

your rhymes are week
your ryhthms trash
pull up a seat son
and take tha fuckin class
but hold up hold up
tha rooms got smoke all around
you wont be learnin much
when were smokin pound for pound
round and round
pass that sweet
no motha fuckin pigs got
any dirt on me
get all that tch
all up in my system
...fuck it im white

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LOL!

for your freestyle i wouldnt pay a pense
if your gon go then at least make sense
sayin eminems the shit
but he sounds like a whiney 12 year old
thats right i said it you got told
its eleven twenty three
and my eyes are startin to feel heavy
but imma try to finish this flo
and keep it goin to give you a show
im givin props to that one white guy
to the other one im givin a lyrikal punkh in the eye
so imma kikk bakk and sip my dr pepper
but before i go at least try to remember
that someone else is surfin this site (okay its a forum but w/e)
and yo muthafukka, his rhymes are tight


lol yeah i was just makin this up...its not 1123 nemore though its 1125 but w/e

My kingdom will come
When I slip out my gun
push the barrle to your lung
pull the trigger and run
was it worth it?
or are ya fellin kind of dumb?

Yall sound like shit,
as if you were the one rubbin your mommas clit.
If only you knew what it was like to rap,
you wouldn't be holdin your dick in your lap
Cuz rappers get mad pus,
They don't tolerate none of this gargantuan bush
Who gives a shit if ones white or ones black
If your good, then it shouldnt make no difference as a matter of fact
Yall think your hardcore by smoking an ounce of shwag
Come talk to me when you actually got a decent bag
Cuz yall know that when I smoke out I go round killin fags
Cap them so fast that I haven't even finished my Drag
Fuck it, whats the point in telling you this anyway
You'll for sure be dead before your next birthday.

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Originally Posted by BUZz UK

lol, er....i don't think it's freestyling if you write it down, lol

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i agree......but ill do it anyways

he said freestyle about wuts goin on in yo life
when i cut tha blunt i use a razor not a knife
i got jumped by 8 ppl on tuesday an i dont know y
i juss walked into skool an it happened an thats no lie
but i don really care b/c i still have alotta weed
they lil pussy ass niggas who worship creed
like 50 cent said this is how we do
but im quiker to make a move
i don know y this cant be a freestyle contest
maybe cuz everone already knows im tha best
but ima get off this shit so i dont make yall look bad
i own this shit playas juss call me ur dad ;)

Yo Yo
I woke up this mornin and to my dismay
my butler called in sick, and said he'd be out a few days
so i had to make my own damn eggs benedict
shit, I sliced my canadian bacon too thick
Then I got the news that my stocks weren't performin'
The Dow was down a hundred points by eleven in da mornin'
my benz got a flat on the way to da antique store
so I left it by the road, yo, cuz I own three more
Then i was listenin' to Rush Limbaugh, cuz he is my fave
but it was a repeat, damn I'm havin a bad day!
so to make me feel better, I laid off some employees
Cuz fuckin' wit da poor cheers me up when shit annoys me
Yo

bloke goin off like he got sumthin ta say
talkin bout he got a benz an niggas will start ta spray
writin rhymes can cum eazy or it can be hard
but bloke juss showed us that hes a true retard
boy talkin bout canadian bacon an dumb shit
he don even know tha first thing on how ta spit
this is callin u out homie so show me wut uve gott
so ask 4 tha mic cuz i done dropped it like its hott

i came, i come
heavy as a gun
you want my rhyme, you gonna get some
your rhymes are big, but mine are bigger
holding the trigga is a real bad nigga
i came to win ya, & i will
standing still while you get ill
that is me, me is that bat
mc's the ball, me the cricket bat
each word is a lyric, each lyric is a page
there aint no stage i cant rampage
you hear the rhyme, its cuts in time
spread it energeticly, ruff & poetically
this mc is born free.........

don't write down your free styles meet me at Iguanos cafe in San jose for open mic , look for mike willis, AKA nasty mik

Yo Yo

Listen to all these punk ass kids tryin to spit shit
they dont know what its like to rhyme, not even a little bit
these kids talkin about cricket and eggs
shit, if i ever saw you on the steet, id break your fuckin legs
listen to that kid smokinthat haze
kid truly doesnt know what its really like to get blazed
he thinks hes badass, cuz all he likes to do is cuss
when you know hes sittin at the end of his street waitin for the short bus
yeah thats right, i called you retarted bitch
and if you ever tried to confront me, id beat you until i dont even see you twitch
skinupsimon think he knows what its like to rap
youve lived in england your whole life, where the fuck did you learn that?
the worst ghetto youve ever seen is in a cafe indulgin in chips and tea
i bet if you asked politely enough, they would serve you your own fuckin pee
hey, its cool, ive got nothin against you brits
cuz if you were over in the states our bitches would let you suck on their tits
all i really want in life is some sweet british pussy
maybe i should ask your mom, wait, maybe not, i bet her cunts all busy
shit, i better stop tearin these kids a new asshole
cuz i got to check in with the officer that is in charge of my parole

exactly the same
u try n play the game
but u all fall down -
without a sound
aint got much to say
but listen anyway
coz u might just learn
when ta skip a turn
coz when ya been out done
u jus turn and run
like a bullet from a gun
with a silencer on
yo im only 15
and accross the seas
but il say what i want
n il say it with ease

damn i also kill every thread i post on btw

one dream is strong in only one mind
but imagine all of our dreams combined...

a dream where people dont djugje by the cloths u wear
or the way u talk and how much u swear
not by religeon or the colors of skin..
but wait thats only where i begin.

imagine a dream where people are able
to grab a joint a bong or pipe
and light it in public on a stary night...

with out people yelling "police" in fright....







AHAHAHAHA IM SO RUINED. i just smoked a outa my water bong
and all the water just spillt on me.....fuck and its hard to type 2

I dont freestyle cuz im white, it'd probably get me in a fight. Instead I bust some crazy riffs, then light up a couple spliffs. Rap really isnt my thing: no beats, no flow, none of that bling! Rap is just noise, written by little boys who couldnt afford decent toys. It all about gangs and stuff ive seen, Id rather sit at home and smoke some green...

You can bet your bottom dollar when Im around theres weed in the area
Smoking mad blunts, causing mass hysteria
Welcome to Greenwood City
No, welcome to pot head city
And thanks to Dan Im the cannabis anchor man
Yes Looker you should shake my hand
Cause the weed done got me too cocky
And I wont smoke blunts with dudes who roll sloppy
Inhale, exhale, smoke like a fool
The only thing you ever smoked was a Kool
Youll be duck taped and butt raped in catholic school
Bastard
Listen to Kram, as he gets faster
You and me aint never gonna see eye to eye
You dont like to get high,
Your whole life is one fuckin lie

You may think I'm writing a freestyle, but I'm really not. I love substances, especially my sticky green pot : )

You kids couldn't spit if you drank seven liters of FLAT-SPRITE//
I have never seen so many fake people whine, since a Jerry Springer CAT-FIGHT//
KellisJ2003 couldn't rhyme ill, if his vocabulary had PNEUMONIA//
His words are weaker than bleach, mine stronger than new AMMONIA//
Loose the idea of battlin, you couldn't compete with emcees made of MAD-IMAGINATION//
Like a shroom trip, my rhymes can put you in a BAD-HALLUCINATION//