Post your Freestyles!!!

[KellisJ2003]

Thought it would be cool to start a thread where people post a freestyle of theirs about whats goin on in their life. Ill start it off...

Uh. Uh. Uh!!

Im not here because Im a wigger, Im here to drink so I can fuck up my liver. But drinkin aint always my style, especially when im sittin in front of a bigass weed pile. Cuz yall know the dank shit is the bomb, as long as you dont get busted by your fuckin mom! But I dont have to worry about that anymore, cuz the country of france doesnt really know what it means to score. French people think lifes all about hot bitches and wine, but what i really want is a fuckin dime. The Frenchy lifestyle aint all that bad, cuz theres always ladies here waitin for me to bust my nad, but dont tell their dad cuz im chillin with his daughter in his very own pad. This rhyme aint all it cracked up to be, but you wont find better till two thousand twenty three!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(If anyone is French on here, I'm just playin')

KellisJ2003 Reviewed by KellisJ2003 on 04-06-2005. Post your Freestyles!!! Thought it would be cool to start a thread where people post a freestyle of theirs about whats goin on in their life. Ill start it off... Uh. Uh. Uh!! Im not here because Im a wigger, Im here to drink so I can fuck up my liver. But drinkin aint always my style, especially when im sittin in front of a bigass weed pile. Cuz yall know the dank shit is the bomb, as long as you dont get busted by your fuckin mom! But I dont have to worry about that anymore, cuz the country of france doesnt Rating: 5

[koshea]

your rhymes are week
your ryhthms trash
pull up a seat son
and take tha fuckin class
but hold up hold up
tha rooms got smoke all around
you wont be learnin much
when were smokin pound for pound
round and round
pass that sweet
no motha fuckin pigs got
any dirt on me
get all that tch
all up in my system
...fuck it im white

[Dr Timothy Leary]

smokin tac and sniffin' glue/these are the things i like to do/they get me by/i like to get high/but sometimes my mouth goes dry/so i take a sip...of a tasty beverage/and i get...a heart heamorage...it wudnt be good/it wud be bad/i wud regret every cowie ive had...

haha, wreck mode

[BUZz UK]

lol, er....i don't think it's freestyling if you write it down, lol

[tagnamestek]

all your rhymes have been done before
but i bet ill have to listen to some more
before we even kontinue
i gotta say i dont karry a rag of blue
kause TeK 8 9 made E 7 8 1
im like a killjoy im here killin your fun
i have sukh variety in my vokabulary
you would think your at the kommesary
so when i pull up in my limo
and im start to rokk yo sho
you kan find me on the flo
and if you slip youll meet my fofo
and before i walk through the do (pronounsed doe. as in door)
ill pull my ro of dough
and ill walk out wit all of the hos
lol

[hempilation311]

you guys are all wack with your lyrical heart attack
I think you croaked on the joke and koshea you're not black soooooo
it doesn't really matter if you think your white.
before he was shit eminem proved his ryhmes were tight
but what are we here for what's the purpose?
smoke dro and get crazy while i rework this......
ryhme. I do it all the time soooo
If you wanna step, step back and try to define this
assasination of your verbal flow cause''''
if you wanna know, come buy one of my hoes
I sell em on the street just like the crazy bud
and i play kazoo better than elmer fudd..

boom boom snare boom boom

[LearyS Disciple]

smokin tac and sniffin' glue/these are the things i like to do/they get me by/i like to get high/but sometimes my mouth goes dry/so i take a sip...of a tasty beverage/and i get...a heart heamorage...it wudnt be good/it wud be bad/i wud regret every cowie ive had...

haha, wreck mode

i would definatley vote for this song on 106th and park haha

[koshea]

-sigh-...

no props for the white boy

[LoVe2bLaZe420]

haha well....

I live in the face of danger
does this get any stranger
the way we all live
should make us all give
our love to the nation
can't stop the rotaion
of power thru' people
is so damn lethal
it could kill a whole click
with just one flick
if time could stop
our violence would drop
no more deaths
would heal the rest
but it's only a thought
and it will never be bought

[EverydayJunglist]

here alone with this bone i just sit
while these flos make yall run like the shits
but its needless to say that this seedless and yay
has got me quite properly lit.

Thats all you get, is 4 lines.
but not of anything thatcan be insufflated
i feel bad for you tho,cuz your sister and ho
is with me now,so you must masturbate it.

yea though,it isn't freestyling when you type it,obviously.But in real life i'd murder all of you in a freestyle!!