How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

Rules:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


My personal estimate - 10. Those lil fucker bite HARD. I've heard everything from 5 to 80, so what do you all think?

And if you are Stedric, Answer the damn question!

I think you need a hobby.

Or maybe this is your hobby?

:D

Someone delete this thread, please.

20 or so

maybe 25

I'm thinking probably 17.

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

Haha.. do you post at LUE?

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Originally Posted by koshea

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

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wanna babby sit

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Originally Posted by west coast style

Haha.. do you post at LUE?

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Nah but this, or something similar, has been going all over the web and I felt like asking a bunch of stoners heh.

And Koshea, you are seriously underestimating the energy of these lil ones. You would probably be tired out after the first twenty or so. Not to mention as soon as they get you on the ground its all over.

i could take 150 of em before they got me

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Originally Posted by koshea

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

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LOL ok steven segal, what is this, Exit wounds?

You couldn't break a bunch of rib cages with one of your Karate Kid cross kicks!

And even if you could hurt those little kids... Would you?

i'd say about 20 because i can run fast enough to the point where i could fight like 3 at a time. maybe even 30. i'd bash their brains in!

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i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

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Im sure if ther were a city of them you couldnt win bcos they could just pile on you

That sounds like fun.... i wanna actualy try that shit :p

I think I would be able to take on maybe, 300. C'mon, their 5 year olds! I play runningback for my highschool varsity football team. None of them would be able to compete with my elusiveness. Plus, I could just truck them over "Mike Alstott Style".

LOL. DUDE! I love this question.

You don't know how many times I have pondered offshoots of this very same hypothetical. MIne were always how many midgets, how many mini versions of me, etc. NEver w./five year olds.

It's going to be more than ten. For just about anyone. Five year olds are still not very developed not just in terms of strength but also motor skill; not to mention the psychological advantage you would have on them.

Their advantage is obviously the swarm- but if the hour training doesn't instill this well enough, you can sit back and punt the few that come at a time.

There is apoint at which NO ONE can overcome a swarm of ANY aggressors, if there are enough of them. IF they just keep coming and coming on you, you are going down eventually. I am also 6'2 two hundred plus, but I don't think I could take on an infinitity of them. THink about it, if they lined up FOREVER, you could keep punting them, but eventually you would at least have to sleep or take a dump. THey will get you, it's just a matter of time.

Epic- I loved the detail you put into the rules of the challenge, and sampling the participants. I like how the selection pool is 2x the challenge number. That means (assuming equal sampling of girls and boys), either the weakest of the possible boys will be among your challengers, or the group must include girls.

You could pick one up and use him as a club to beat the rest of them w/. Or pick up smaller ones, and throw them at the rest of the attackers (though not very energy efficient). Although if knocking them unconscious dq's them for once they wake up, I am going with kicks, preferrably to the head. If I am wearing boots, I am guessing about 30 I could safely take.

I would put even odds at me vs appr 50.

lol This is mad!
I'm thinking so long as i have a Teletubbie in my pocket I can whip out when things get tough i'll b able to take on a fair few. I'd hv to out wit the lil brats. Mwahaha

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Originally Posted by koshea

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

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Until they swarm you and eat your balls...

I think I could take a max of 37... Sounds like a good number!

BOO YEAH!!! I'm on a roll tonight!! You must respect!! Humpitdy dumpity dump! Boo yow! I rule! Death to all under 20 and all over 21... Shit! I fall under that second category... oh well... I guess Death to me... Worse things have happened.

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take :eek: :D :D

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Originally Posted by Nosehit

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take :eek: :D :D

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lmfao! OOOh yeah!

38 maybe 39 i know from experience.

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something. Sick. The youngest person I would ever use physical force against is maybe about 13- 14 or something but only if they were big enough and only if I caught them vandalising our car again. Lil' bastards.
I'd be quite interested to know what kind of person sits there and actually thinks of stuff like this. 5 year olds for christ sake WTF?

LOL funny thread ..

I'm a really big hardman so i rekon i could take about 50 of the little buggers no probs ,maybe more.I'll let you when i get attacked by a bunch of crazed five year olds .

And GTC let me get this straight, you cant take a joke and you go around beating up 13 yr olds ?? i think your the one with issues man

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Originally Posted by 2600

Five year olds are still not very developed not just in terms of strength but also motor skill; not to mention the psychological advantage you would have on them.

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i was thinking exactly that....they would have no chance....
but it would also depend if they were able to come from all angles because if they were sent all at once you would have no chance you'ld hit the first few but u would have like 5 on your back by then....i think.....so maybe 20 before i got knocked out.....would they even be able to knock you out? 5 is pretty uoung

As many as it takes.

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Originally Posted by RIP ODB

And even if you could hurt those little kids... Would you?

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if those little fucks were trying to kill me fuck yeah id kill 'em.

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Originally Posted by hoodedclum

LOL funny thread ..

I'm a really big hardman so i rekon i could take about 50 of the little buggers no probs ,maybe more.I'll let you when i get attacked by a bunch of crazed five year olds .

And GTC let me get this straight, you cant take a joke and you go around beating up 13 yr olds ?? i think your the one with issues man

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Hoodleclum, no mate, I didn't mean I went around beating them up LOL!
I just meant that I'd give them a little slap or something if I caught them wrecking our property, it really pisses me off. They pull the badge of the front of our car, throw stuff at the windows etc. I think I'm well within my right to slap these little cunts, wouldn't you?. I wouldn't use excessive force though, such as jump on their heads with both feet. I can take a joke but --5 year olds??

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Originally Posted by juggalo420

if those little fucks were trying to kill me fuck yeah id kill 'em.

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But your opinion doesn't count on this one, because you have no morals.

You said it yourself.

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Originally Posted by GTC21

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something.

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Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?

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lmao

Im sorry I just cant get into this.....

ERMINTONTO you sick, fucked up individual, you need a good kick in the balls you sick perv. There's a name for people like you PEADOPHILE.

GTC21-I think ur taking this too literally, its only a bit of fun. I wouldn't have posted here otherwise! The thought of a fully grown big beefed up bloke just being swarmed and pulled to the ground by little ones is quite funny..u not think? Im not thinking about blood and gore or being violent to little children...thts just wrong! Have a toke n loosen up hun!

Ermitonto on the other hand said something "retarded and quite disgusting".

Your seriously sick. :(

Yeah, when you put it like that socks I suppose I did take it a bit seriously lol!
But I do think it's a little sad for somebody to actually sit there and think up something like that.

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.

GTC21 im with u m8.

all these fukin kids out on the streets nowadays need a good slappin!

rowdy fukin chavvy kids.

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.

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some people are dick heads who cant distinguish a joke from reality, i my self understood the joke as a joke and laughed my ass off literaly.

No worries ermitonto. Don't get to worked up and upset over this.

Anyway, I'm only 14, but 6'3" (more or less) and 150 lbs. I think I could safely take on 15 of the little bastards. I have no morals and a slightly violent and distraught mental state. Theoretically I'de still feel slightly bad since they we're 5. Unless of course they we're really trying to harm me. In which case the adrenal gland kicks in and you can take about 50 of them. BUT if they we're just midgits my age. Ohohohoh fuck would that be fun, I don't care if I went down in the end those little dudes would have some serious harm come their way. Don't take this the wrong way guys, I just think people are ignorant shouvanistic pigs who waste the enviroment. Therefor I'de love to beat the fuck out of a few of them.

GTC21 - *thumbs up* dude, glad u c it tht way now :)

Ermitonto - Sometimes u can take things 2 far, personally i cant find that funny even if i try. But, i'll say no more as i can appreciate that in todays world humor is something we need.

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Originally Posted by robert42

all these fukin kids out on the streets nowadays need a good slappin! rowdy fukin chavvy kids.

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Urrgh dont! Can we please just make them extinct already!?!? Getting rid of the pavement outside Mc Donalds would be a start...