How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Epic]

Rules:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall.

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."

- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.

- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.

- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.

- The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


My personal estimate - 10. Those lil fucker bite HARD. I've heard everything from 5 to 80, so what do you all think?

And if you are Stedric, Answer the damn question!

Epic Reviewed by Epic on 03-25-2005. How many 5 year olds could you take at once? Rules: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have Rating: 5

[Stedric]

I think you need a hobby.

Or maybe this is your hobby?

[RIP ODB]

Someone delete this thread, please.

[juggalo420]

20 or so

[youngster420]

maybe 25

[Encatuse]

I'm thinking probably 17.

[koshea]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

[west coast style]

Haha.. do you post at LUE?

[likemclever]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

wanna babby sit

[Epic]

Haha.. do you post at LUE?

Nah but this, or something similar, has been going all over the web and I felt like asking a bunch of stoners heh.

And Koshea, you are seriously underestimating the energy of these lil ones. You would probably be tired out after the first twenty or so. Not to mention as soon as they get you on the ground its all over.