I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I have risen 2 people from the dead and cured someone of aids:cool:I am Michael Mikanowicz I am 25 and live in Maryland I am going to legalize all drugs when I take office I have 12 disicples that I met through my life ask me some questions I am the living god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jointsmile:time to smoke a blunt.
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I want what you're smoking!...(i think)
What are you smoking?
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by Mike23artist
I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:
please be warned that by modern definition jesus would be classified as a terrorist, please also be warned that by modern definition you 'being' or 'trying' to be jesus you will be classified as a terrorist.
Don't let that happen ;)
Peace,
Denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by MadSativa
dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god
lol was a surprising idea though while it lasted :))
oh and uhh, what else was i gonna say hmm.. oh yeah, I guess there are places down the rabbit hole even lower in unconscious than even leary and mckenna would go lol
:) my 2 cents
Peace,
Denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::):jointsmile:
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by Mike23artist
No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::):jointsmile:
ok ;) well i am a practicing shaman, i heal people occasionally, with my mind and ideas, empowerment.. I don't think because i am a healer i must be jesus ;)
well, jesus had a criminal record too, maybe you are jesus hah!
Peace,
denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
Jesus you don't get my vote. I'd rather vote for your whore wife Mary.lol
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I bet Mary was a fox. The son of god obviously slayed only the finest bitches.
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
while you're disrespecting our Lord, Jesus Christ, how about sharing some of your bullshit with Allah, Buddha, the Earth Goddesses, etc., etc. :wtf: ... oh, I forgot, we're only allowed to ridicule Conservatives and Christians at this website :wtf:
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
People's champ here and time to take your jabroni ass to the smackdown hotel.
You're right, you didn't get enough points for your last violation.
That was a short lived campaign wasn't it?
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
That was a short lived campaign wasn't it?
'twas indeed.. :)
Peace,
Denial
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
very good work, FBR, thanks :thumbsup: (and, apologies to all, when I'm a jerk, too) hey, it could happen :D
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
I'm an equal opportunity athiest. I'll pick on any of the religions.lol
Even though I think mormons are my favorite to pick on.
I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012
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Originally Posted by killerweed420
I'm an equal opportunity athiest. I'll pick on any of the religions.lol
Even though I think mormons are my favorite to pick on.
heh lol killerweed, whysat , could it be that mormons are 85.714285714285714285714285714286% equivocal to morons?
Just a thought , and actually I'm real-igious ;p
Peace,
Denial