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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    I have risen 2 people from the dead and cured someone of aidsI am Michael Mikanowicz I am 25 and live in Maryland I am going to legalize all drugs when I take office I have 12 disicples that I met through my life ask me some questions I am the living god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jointsmile:time to smoke a blunt.
    Mike23artist Reviewed by Mike23artist on . I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012 I have risen 2 people from the dead and cured someone of aids:cool:I am Michael Mikanowicz I am 25 and live in Maryland I am going to legalize all drugs when I take office I have 12 disicples that I met through my life ask me some questions I am the living god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jointsmile:time to smoke a blunt. Rating: 5

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    I want what you're smoking!...(i think)

    What are you smoking?

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike23artist
    I smoke lots of things there was an article released last march on me I control the weather I pointed my fingers during a thunderstorm last summer with my friends nearby and lightning struck right in front of us:rasta:
    please be warned that by modern definition jesus would be classified as a terrorist, please also be warned that by modern definition you 'being' or 'trying' to be jesus you will be classified as a terrorist.

    Don't let that happen

    Peace,
    Denial

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god
    the cure for cancer is real
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjhT9282-Tw

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by MadSativa
    dude , just casue you got some realy good bud does not meen you are a god
    lol was a surprising idea though while it lasted )

    oh and uhh, what else was i gonna say hmm.. oh yeah, I guess there are places down the rabbit hole even lower in unconscious than even leary and mckenna would go lol


    my 2 cents


    Peace,
    Denial

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::jointsmile:

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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike23artist
    No I really am Jesus I cured one of bar fly freinds eyesight he woke up with perfect vision after I said a Hail Mary the night before:thumbsup::jointsmile:
    ok well i am a practicing shaman, i heal people occasionally, with my mind and ideas, empowerment.. I don't think because i am a healer i must be jesus

    well, jesus had a criminal record too, maybe you are jesus hah!

    Peace,
    denial

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    #9
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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    Jesus you don't get my vote. I'd rather vote for your whore wife Mary.lol

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    #10
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    I am Jesus Christ I will run for president in 2012

    I bet Mary was a fox. The son of god obviously slayed only the finest bitches.

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