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next week is my wifes bday then it's xmas and i have no idea what to get her, it would be easy if she smoked but she don't. i want to get her something special or funny and not to expensive, any suggestions because my poor little stoner brain is just going round in circles and keeps ending up blank, the joys of smoking lol:D
Women LOVE jewelry....give her earrings for Bday and matching necklace for Christmas.
i allways end up getting her jewelry wanted to get her something differant for a change.
Get her a gift certificate to a spa or massage or mani/pedi.
A kiss on the hand, might be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Square cut, or pear shaped,
these rocks won't lose their shape....
Sorry, was possessed by Marilyn Monroe for a minute there.....How about a trip somewhere she wants to go?
Here are the kinds of gifts that women just absolutely LOVE to receive from men:
- Vacuum Cleaner
- "Thigh Master" or "Butt Blaster" excercise equipment
- Homemade gift certificate from you redeemable for "The Best Sex of Your Life"
If you go this route, please let us know how it went and how you like your new living arrangements.
From a guy named FakeBoobsRule, this is a very good idea. Or maybe just go with the fake boobs --- that's the gift that keeps on giving.Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
I just noticed that you have TWO special days coming up. I would pick a theme and get two gifts that kind of go together. For example, if you go with my earlier suggestions, here are some good companion gifts:
- If you get the vacuum cleaner, follow it up with a toilet brush or an ironing board.
- If you get the "Thigh Master" or "Butt Blaster" excercise equipment, follow it up with a skimpy bit of lingerie that is a bit to small for her to fit into (gives her a goal to aim for) and a super extra large pair of sweat pants (let her know it's OK if she doesn't make it).
- If you make the homemade gift certificate for "The Best Sex of Your Life," follow it up with a porno featuring hot girl-on-girl action.
Let me know if you need any more great ideas!
good one dragonrider:thumbsup: thats a good start and what FBR suggested i'm sure she would like allso:thumbsup:. thanks :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider
Oh, man! Do not use any of my ideas, or you will definitely end up in "The Doghouse!" Here's a clip about The Doghouse: JC Penney: Beware of the Doghouse | Creativity OnlineQuote:
Originally Posted by weedmaster
(I don't mean to spam for JC Penny, but I thought this was kind of amusing.)
My friend told me that you can get a TomTom car GPS directions thing for like $100 now. COOL! As long as your wife does not take it that you think she is bad with directions!
But if you want to be super romantic, get her the TomTom but program in the directions to a bed and breakfast where you have made reservations for a weekend out of town and surprise her!
genious! gonna stick that one in the holster for future use! Haha thanks StinkayyQuote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
You could buy her some shares in Woolworths, they are cheap at the moment I think you can get 10,000000 shares for about a tenner.
Either that or go for the home made CD option I tried it and it went down rather well, make up a CD of all the songs such as Bread's I want to make it with you, Josh Groban singing you raise me up, and Runrig's every river are three of the tracks I put on mine, also some tracks that mean something to both of you, print a nice label to go on it combined with a nice meal out and some flowers and you are on a winner.
NCM
I remember I tried that one, her reply was "Don't tell me you've went and got me one of those male escorts for a night" LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider
NCM
making her a cd is ok... but how about going old school with a mix tape. Nothing says I love you like outdated technology
thats a great idea stinky, allready got a sat nav so going to book into a hotel which is about 10 miles from me in the new forest, which is a lovely hotel in beautiful surroundings.i'll give her the post code in her bday card with a time to leave and will be waiting for her outside with a big bunch of flowers:D going to book today:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
The best gifts come from the heart. The ears can also help the situation a lot.
Remember her favorite things and give them to her. You can never have too much of a favorite.
And also, if you can play the guitar, write a song for her. Nothing says I love you like a poorly composed song. But seriously, it's one of the most romantic things you can do.
Truer words were never spoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyZ
YouTube - Flight of the Conchords- Business Time
Har har har...
"Then you tell me that you want some more... well I'm not surprised... but I'm quite sleepy."Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
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the hotel was fully booked, but i did book a table for a meal and it all went great, the wife loved it but got embarased when i stood on my chair and shouted out will you marry me even though we've been married for 18 yrs noone knew and when she jokeing said of coarse everyone clapped lol:D.
johnnyz that was a great idea:thumbsup: but i'm completely tone deaf, my farts sound better than my singing lol but after reading your suggestion i did write her a nice poem, thanks for the inspiration:jointsmile:
Way to go! I bet she loved it! Now Christmas morning give her dragon's best sex of your life coupon. I love the idea! I bet she will laugh.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!