help with a gift

[weedmaster]

next week is my wifes bday then it's xmas and i have no idea what to get her, it would be easy if she smoked but she don't. i want to get her something special or funny and not to expensive, any suggestions because my poor little stoner brain is just going round in circles and keeps ending up blank, the joys of smoking lol

weedmaster Reviewed by weedmaster on 12-11-2008. help with a gift next week is my wifes bday then it's xmas and i have no idea what to get her, it would be easy if she smoked but she don't. i want to get her something special or funny and not to expensive, any suggestions because my poor little stoner brain is just going round in circles and keeps ending up blank, the joys of smoking lol:D Rating: 5

[LolaGal]

Women LOVE jewelry....give her earrings for Bday and matching necklace for Christmas.

[weedmaster]

i allways end up getting her jewelry wanted to get her something differant for a change.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Get her a gift certificate to a spa or massage or mani/pedi.

[LolaGal]

A kiss on the hand, might be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Square cut, or pear shaped,
these rocks won't lose their shape....


Sorry, was possessed by Marilyn Monroe for a minute there.....How about a trip somewhere she wants to go?

[dragonrider]

Here are the kinds of gifts that women just absolutely LOVE to receive from men:

• Vacuum Cleaner
• "Thigh Master" or "Butt Blaster" excercise equipment
• Homemade gift certificate from you redeemable for "The Best Sex of Your Life"

If you go this route, please let us know how it went and how you like your new living arrangements.

[dragonrider]

Get her a gift certificate to a spa or massage or mani/pedi.

From a guy named FakeBoobsRule, this is a very good idea. Or maybe just go with the fake boobs --- that's the gift that keeps on giving.

[dragonrider]

I just noticed that you have TWO special days coming up. I would pick a theme and get two gifts that kind of go together. For example, if you go with my earlier suggestions, here are some good companion gifts:

• If you get the vacuum cleaner, follow it up with a toilet brush or an ironing board.
• If you get the "Thigh Master" or "Butt Blaster" excercise equipment, follow it up with a skimpy bit of lingerie that is a bit to small for her to fit into (gives her a goal to aim for) and a super extra large pair of sweat pants (let her know it's OK if she doesn't make it).
• If you make the homemade gift certificate for "The Best Sex of Your Life," follow it up with a porno featuring hot girl-on-girl action.

Let me know if you need any more great ideas!

[weedmaster]

Here are the kinds of gifts that women just absolutely LOVE to receive from men:

• Homemade gift certificate from you redeemable for "The Best Sex of Your Life"

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good one dragonrider:thumbsup: thats a good start and what FBR suggested i'm sure she would like allso:thumbsup:. thanks :jointsmile:

[dragonrider]

good one dragonrider:thumbsup:

Oh, man! Do not use any of my ideas, or you will definitely end up in "The Doghouse!" Here's a clip about The Doghouse: JC Penney: Beware of the Doghouse | Creativity Online

(I don't mean to spam for JC Penny, but I thought this was kind of amusing.)