Need help to pass a drug test.

Okay, here's the backround info. on me. I've been lurking these boards for the past 1-2 weeks. Finally, I'm able to register on this site.

I've been a daily smoker for about a year. I quit smoking for 19 days now. I've a few days ago I just found out I've been hired for a nice gov/county/state job. The only problem is that I have to pass a physical and pass a urine test. I've been taking drug tests to see if I'll pass. Of course, I come back negative. I did the detox on Sunday of the following:

4 hours before testing: Drink one quart of orange gatorade w/ four asprine and 2 B-12 vitaims (5000mg each)

3 hours before testing: Drink 1 quart of orange gatorade w/ 1 garlic pill, 1 creatine pill, 1 multi vitiamin pill.

2 hours before testing: drink one quart of gatorade w/ 2 asprine, 4 rolaids, and 3 B-12 pills.

1 hour before testing: one quart of gatorade w/ 2 Tums, 2 rolaids, 3 B-12 pills, and 2 asprine.

When I tested the second bottom line was very faint (passable but barely.) I'm a female (5'3 and a size 12). I want to make sure I past this test because this job will be wonderful for my family. We would be very well off and would have great medical.

Once the backround check is done (not sure when it will be done; could take 1-7 days for it to be completed), then I'll have to go in for the phsyical and drug test. I've never done the physical part before, so I'm afraid they'll have me get naked or whatever. I was considering sneaking in urine whether the fake urine that many of you recommend that you heat up in the microwave, attach the heating pad and stuff in your pants, or just sneak it into my bra...but with the physical testing, I'm not sure if they would want me to remove my bra.

Please help me on what I can do to ace my urine test!!! I've been drinking cranberry juice and drinking water, but I'm afraid it's not enough.

They will not make you strip down naked unless this is a military drug test and physical. Women have a lot better chance of substituting then men because of privacy issues. You said that your 19 days clean and have another 7 till test time? I would pick up some Quick Fix and another home test kit. The day before the test I would check yourself with the first void of the day to see where you stand. If your passing then follow the dilution method to a T the morning of the test. If you feel comfortable with substitution then I would go that way, you should have no problems concealing it. Just make sure you read the substitution sticky and practice getting your temperature right.

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Originally Posted by Deige

They will not make you strip down naked unless this is a military drug test and physical. Women have a lot better chance of substituting then men because of privacy issues. You said that your 19 days clean and have another 7 till test time? I would pick up some Quick Fix and another home test kit. The day before the test I would check yourself with the first void of the day to see where you stand. If your passing then follow the dilution method to a T the morning of the test. If you feel comfortable with substitution then I would go that way, you should have no problems concealing it. Just make sure you read the substitution sticky and practice getting your temperature right.

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I have up to 7 days; just waiting on the call from the employer. The good part is that this is NOT a military job so that's comforting to know that they won't strip me down naked. I'm thinking about using the Quick Fix 4.0 to be on the safe side, in case if I don't feel comfortable enough to pass the UT by delutting it. Can I practice by filling it with water in the plastic container? And as for the temperature, is it best to use the microwave 10-15 seconds before stepping out of the door and just putting the QF in my undies?

I'm just very nervous, and I know that I have to play it cool and laid back when I do the test. Will the doctors feel my pelvis area, or just do the normal testing like taking blood pressure, checking vision, etc.?

They shouldn't feel your pelvis area, but they will do the usuals. Blood pressure, reflexes, vision, and maybe hearing. I would start the heat pad at least 30 minutes before you walk out the door. Then just before you leave, nuke the QF for 10 seconds and apply the heat pad. Put it in your pocket and after you do your physical you will re clothe and crouch it for the UA. Just make sure your temperature range is between 90-100 degrees. I would try to get it between 96-98 to avoid suspicion. If your sample is not warm enough you can briskly rub your finger on your jeans and lightly touch it to the temperature strip.

Practicing with water will help you to get a feel for how to store your sample and maintain temperature. Definitely... Practice, practice, practice.

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Originally Posted by Deige

They shouldn't feel your pelvis area, but they will do the usuals. Blood pressure, reflexes, vision, and maybe hearing. I would start the heat pad at least 30 minutes before you walk out the door. Then just before you leave, nuke the QF for 10 seconds and apply the heat pad. Put it in your pocket and after you do your physical you will re clothe and crouch it for the UA. Just make sure your temperature range is between 90-100 degrees. I would try to get it between 96-98 to avoid suspicion. If your sample is not warm enough you can briskly rub your finger on your jeans and lightly touch it to the temperature strip.

Practicing with water will help you to get a feel for how to store your sample and maintain temperature. Definitely... Practice, practice, practice.

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I thought they wouldn't have me be naked? Maybe I'm making myself paranoid.

I will definately practice storing, getting it out, and how do I pratice the temperature if the heating pad lasts 5 hours?

hi Bunny, relax, first, mj only stays in your system for a month (19 days plus 7 days = 26 days) so your pretty much home free already. get some golden seal root at the local GNC or maybe even your local mega drug store (it's like a vitamin that comes in capsules) and start taking 4 or 5 a day with plenty of water. after a few days test yourself (and test the first morning urine, if that's clean, your 'golden', no pun intended).
a few yrs ago i asked the courts to test my ex-wife cause i knew she was using coke and the court agreed to test her if i agreed to be tested too. at the time i was a daily smoker, 4 - 5 jays a day.
anyway, a trucker had told me about the Golden Seal root so i decided to try it. he told me to take 3 a day for 3 days with plenty of water. my problem was i never new when i was gonna get called in but i knew i wouldn't get 3 days warning so i started taking 5 a day every day and in the course of the next 2 months i got called in 4 times and passed all 4 times. in fact, i got so cocky, the day of the last test i smoked a boneski on the way to the court house. i passed that one too

Ignore the above post.lol
You can heat QF as many times as you want to practice. It sounds like you are probably already pretty clean so it comes down to what you are most comfortable with and whether you want to pass 100%.
If you want to pass 100% QF is the best bet. But if you have some home test kits you could continue to monitor yourself and see if you want to go the natural route. I like to do a combination of both. I dillute and bring the QF with me. If I get too far off on temp or for somereason spill the QF I can fall back on my own dilluted urine.

drink lots of green tea

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

Ignore the above post.lol
You can heat QF as many times as you want to practice. It sounds like you are probably already pretty clean so it comes down to what you are most comfortable with and whether you want to pass 100%.
If you want to pass 100% QF is the best bet. But if you have some home test kits you could continue to monitor yourself and see if you want to go the natural route. I like to do a combination of both. I dillute and bring the QF with me. If I get too far off on temp or for somereason spill the QF I can fall back on my own dilluted urine.

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That's what I was planning to do. I was going to at least detox myself in case if something happens with the QF. Thank you for letting me know that I can reheat the QF numerous times.

My husband, my mom, and I have been freaking out on if I'll pass the drug test, and I'll go through periods of being okay, and get nervous. The good news is that I got a call from the employer saying that the backround check is taking longer then expected; so at least it will give me some time to be clean.

Okay, so I have my test Monday morning (I believe I have their first appointment). They will be taking a blood and urine test (though I believe the urine test will be the actual drug test). The good thing is that they tell you to drink plenty of water for the blood and urine test. Will it be okay if I use QF? I'm so nervous. I've done UT before, but never a physical and blood work to be hired for employment. I'm so freaking out. It's been 22 days since being sober and I really need this job. I've been having panic attacks and I want to pass this test so badly. I should add that the testing will be done at the county/state/city office.

Please help me; either re-assure me, or any other advice that I may need.

I should add that they'll be taking the urine sample to a lab; so is it still okay to use QF? And I'm starting to get nervous because I found out they'll also be taking a blood test (not sure if they will do a drug test on my blood; and I'm not sure why they would want do a blood test on me for a physical if they choose to not doing a blood test.) My husband and I are freaking out!!!

I know I continue to double/tripple/etc. post but the edit button doesn't work for me. Not sure what's going on there...but I wanted to give a small update. I did another test today after drinking two glasses of cranberry juice and the there was a faint second line. So at least that's good. I've been reading some reports on the blood test that it can take up to 30 days and I'm not sure if there is any truth to the matter. I've also heard it can take up to two weeks for it be out of the system if you're a daily smoker.

Not sure what the blood test will be good for. You have to fast for atleast 8 hours for it to be any good for testing blood sugar or liver function.
The QF will work fine. Doesn't matter whether they send it off or not. Its undetectable from the real deal.
It will only take a couple days for both the UA and blood test to come back. Drug metabolites can only be detected in blood for 2 or 3 days.
Relax and continue to practice with the QF. It will be your safest way and if for some reason you can't pull it off at the UA it sounds like your own urine maybe getting clean so be sure and follow the dillution sticky the morning of the UA.

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

Not sure what the blood test will be good for. You have to fast for atleast 8 hours for it to be any good for testing blood sugar or liver function.
The QF will work fine. Doesn't matter whether they send it off or not. Its undetectable from the real deal.
It will only take a couple days for both the UA and blood test to come back. Drug metabolites can only be detected in blood for 2 or 3 days.
Relax and continue to practice with the QF. It will be your safest way and if for some reason you can't pull it off at the UA it sounds like your own urine maybe getting clean so be sure and follow the dillution sticky the morning of the UA.

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Thanks. I'll more likely pick up the QF tomrrow (and pratice); just to be on the safe side. Tomorrow I'll do a dillution test on myself before the big day on Monday.

Update: Just did a practice dillution test and I changed my dillution plan a bit and the second line showed (and it wasn't faint)!!! I'm very confident that I will pass the drug test. I'll be waking up early in the morning (3:30am) to start the dillution all over again, to make sure that I'm completely clean. It will take me about an hour to get to there. I'll have to do a physical, blood, and urine test. Everyone wish me luck!

Good luck.:thumbsup:

Okay; this is what I did the night before. The day of the test, I changed it up a bit so I would get too sick.

Last Night

4 Hours Until Testing:

• Drink 1 Quart of Gatoraide.
• 4 Asprine
• 4 B -12 (5000 mg each; all where chewable).
• 2 Multi-Vitamins.

3 Hours Before Testing:

• Drink 1 Quart of Gatoraide.
• 3 Garlic Pills.
• 2 Creatine Pills.

2 Hours Before Testing:

• Drink 1 Quart of Gatoraide.
• 2 Apsrine.
• 4 Rolaids.
• 3 B-12 (1000mg each) [they release in a 3 hour time period per pill.]
• 2 Multi-Vitamin.

1 Hour Before Testing:

• 1 Quart of Gatoriade.
• 2 Rolaids.
• 2 Tums.
• 3 B-12 pills (1000 mg; release in 3 hours per pill.)
• 2 Asprine.

When I tested myself with a Wal-Greens home drug test, the second line did appear (and it wasn't faint!) Though I noticed the urine color seemed to me; a bit too light. I should warn everyone, my stomach didn't agree with me throughout the night.

After the test I ate a huge rib-eye steak for dinner.

I woke up at 3:30am this morning to detox myself; but not using the exact formula because my heart barely felt hurt (but it didn't feel life threatening, and I felt sick just a tiny bit.) I didn't drink as much. I'm trying to remember the exact formula that I used, but it was so early in the morning.

4 hours before testing:

• 2 cups of Gatoraide.
• 4 Asprine.
• 2 B-12 (5000 mgs; chewable).
• 2 Multi Vitamins.

3 hours before testing:

• 1 quart of Gatoraide.
• 1 garlic pill.
• 1 creatine pill.

2 hours before testing:

• 2 cups of Gatoraide.
• 2 asprine.
• 4 Rolaids.
• 1 B-12 (1000mgs).
• 1 or 2 Multi-Vitamins.

1 hour before testing:

• 2 cups of Gatoraide.
• 1 or 2 Rolaids.
• 1 or 2 Tums.
• I believe 1 B-12 (1000mgs).
• Believe 1 or 2 Apsrine.

I tested myself and the second line did appear (and it wasn't faint.) I took an allergy pill. When I showed up for the appointment, I didn't have to take a blood test (which is great news), and I felt very confident of taking the drug test. I let the doctor who examined me that I take an allergy pill daily, and take multi-vitamins because I don't eat fruits and some veggies. I should hear from them in a few days if I get the job or not.

Sounds like you should be good.The aspirin is probably what was upsetting your stomach.

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

Sounds like you should be good.The aspirin is probably what was upsetting your stomach.

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I figured so, but small price to pay to pass a drug test. :D

bunny please come back and tell us what happened

too many people check in for advice and then never come back and tell us what worked or what did not. :(

It will take a few days until I get a call back from the employer informing me if I got the job or not. I will respond regardless of the outcome.

Question: Did I fuck up my drug test because I used B-12 instead of B2?

No B2 Is just for coloring

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Originally Posted by killerweed420

No B2 Is just for coloring

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Thanks Jebus! I thought I fucked it up at first.

I received a call today from my employer...and I GOT THE JOB!!!! Hooray! I passed my drug test. All I have to do is present them with my medical records and from there they will provide me a start date; so I can give my current employer two weeks notice!!!! I'm so excited. I just bought some bud to celebrate. :stoned::jointsmile::rasta::rastasmoke::smokin::pi mp:


Thank you everyone for giving wonderful and helpful advice. I'll be purchasing some QF soon, because I know they do random drug testing. I'm going to cut back on my weed in take (instead of daily; just do it about 3 times a week.)

Congrats...:smokin:..:stoned:

Congrats, How long were you clean for your test? I plan on doing a dilution too.

25 days clean when I took the test.

Ill be testing at the 25 day mark too. Since you used B-12 instead of b2, what was the color of your urine?

congrats bunny. i have a test at the 20 day mark, but prior to that i was good for 8.5 weeks.

arent you so glad it is over? i will be next week. i cannot believe the amount of stress this has caused.

Congrats bunny.

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Originally Posted by BunnywhoSmokes

I received a call today from my employer...and I GOT THE JOB!!!! Hooray! I passed my drug test. All I have to do is present them with my medical records and from there they will provide me a start date; so I can give my current employer two weeks notice!!!! I'm so excited. I just bought some bud to celebrate. :stoned::jointsmile::rasta::rastasmoke::smokin::pi mp:


Thank you everyone for giving wonderful and helpful advice. I'll be purchasing some QF soon, because I know they do random drug testing. I'm going to cut back on my weed in take (instead of daily; just do it about 3 times a week.)

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Congrats..:smokin:..:stoned:

Congrats bunny and good luck on the new job!:thumbsup:

Chalk another one up for the good guys.:D

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Originally Posted by SensiGirl

congrats bunny. i have a test at the 20 day mark, but prior to that i was good for 8.5 weeks.

arent you so glad it is over? i will be next week. i cannot believe the amount of stress this has caused.

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Thank you all for all of your support and praises. It was extremely hard and very stressful. But I'm so glad that I was able to not only be sober during that time, but being able to pass the drug test on my own.

Just make sure you practice and know what your body can handle and not handle. Nothing worse you detox before taking a UT and you're having huge stomach problems or heart problems because of the vitamins and asprine.

sometimes i wish i was a chick. substituting would be so much easier...

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Originally Posted by thatubbyducky

sometimes i wish i was a chick. substituting would be so much easier...

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It isn't any easier from a stress perspective.

And "carrying" a hard, plastic, 2oz. bottle in your snizz for any length of time is not as easy or as carefree as it sounds.

it is not comfortable and can slide out.

a condom up there, filled with syn. is not eas ,y and unless you have some big or flappy titties, sticking a bottle under them is not easy either. my cupcakes are of no use to me when it comes to hiding anything. but, i'll take some perky ta-tas over a stash place anytime.

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Originally Posted by BunnywhoSmokes

Thank you all for all of your support and praises. It was extremely hard and very stressful. But I'm so glad that I was able to not only be sober during that time, but being able to pass the drug test on my own. .

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Test weds. told results should be back by monday, w/in 24 hrs if there arent any "problems." and i hear you on doing it on your own. i feel the same way. as much stress as it has caused me, i know i am better off to do this naturally.

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Originally Posted by BunnywhoSmokes

Just make sure you practice and know what your body can handle and not handle. Nothing worse you detox before taking a UT and you're having huge stomach problems or heart problems because of the vitamins and asprine.

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practiced last weekend and the asprinE tore my stomach up. i was up at 4:30 am in pain. but i did catch up on my grand theft auto skillz.

wish me well. i had one day of a minor lapse in 80 days after i thought i did not get the job. will be 20 days since that lapse at test time. i have to be below 50 ng, i would think.

testing (-) without any fluid intake on 2nd void of the day (basically, empty bladder, shower, test)

the line is not as strong as control, but is there, and definately not ghost. can be photographed. looks similar to the line killerweed420 posted in his pic. and that is on concentrated urine

with drinking some fluids (like a cup of coffee and 8 oz of juice) i have a strong line that is generally as dark as the contol.

tomorrow i will practice the routine exactly how i will do it weds.

plan on drinking 20 oz of gatorade 1.5 hours b4 the test - and taking some b2, asprine and antacids (not the sodium free kind) my test is late in the afternoon.

can't risk a neg. dilute, that goes to gc/ms. i think i should be OK with just the 20 oz.

i bought some adulteration strips too, that test for creatine and s.g., so, i'll know if my 20 oz of gatorade is a good way to go. i have been eating steaks and burgers like a madwoman and taking creatine supplements.

please keep your fingers crossed for me and think positively, err, should i say, think negative!

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Originally Posted by SensiGirl

can't risk a neg. dilute, that goes to gc/ms. i think i should be OK with just the 20 oz.

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does a neg dilute always go to gc/ms, or is that just specific in your case?

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Originally Posted by Mapotman

does a neg dilute always go to gc/ms, or is that just specific in your case?

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dunno. i asked that question elsewhere and was told that a neg. dilute is not a negative, and can be sent to gc/ms.

the employer says that if the test comes back neg. dilute, "the results will take longer" - dont know what to read into that- whether that means a retest, which is generally the case, or whether it means gc/ms. i did not ask.

i thought gc/ms was for CONFIRMATION of a nonnegative, not to flesh out nonnegative results.

but i have read elsewhere that if someone has a questionable line, or a non negative, the lab can send it to gc/ms. OPINIONS?

so i ordered adulterant strips that test SG and creatine.

tested today - 20 oz of gatorade 1.5 hours before the test, and 2 asprin 4 hours before the test. negative, stong line, as dark as the control. here's the picture - http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/l...1_bucket/2.jpg

used an adulterant strip to make sure creatine and specific gravity were good, and they were.

i'll have some ramen noodles tomorrow before the test (hello sodium) and do what i did today. i wrote it all down

20oz of gatorade 1.5 hours before the test and 4 asprin 4 hours before, run my own test with cup and adulterant strip 1/2 hour before i go to the test and then go piss for the bladder cops.

unless something goes really wacky, i think i should be ok. think good thoughts for me.

SensiGirl,

Good luck on the test; I'm sure you'll do well. I completely understand where you're coming from when it comes to the storing issue. And the stress...I would have giant mood swings from being okay one hour and being a nervous wreck the next. Too bad I didn't have GTA4 to release my stress (since it didn't come out during the time.)