Need help to pass a drug test.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

Okay, here's the backround info. on me. I've been lurking these boards for the past 1-2 weeks. Finally, I'm able to register on this site.

I've been a daily smoker for about a year. I quit smoking for 19 days now. I've a few days ago I just found out I've been hired for a nice gov/county/state job. The only problem is that I have to pass a physical and pass a urine test. I've been taking drug tests to see if I'll pass. Of course, I come back negative. I did the detox on Sunday of the following:

4 hours before testing: Drink one quart of orange gatorade w/ four asprine and 2 B-12 vitaims (5000mg each)

3 hours before testing: Drink 1 quart of orange gatorade w/ 1 garlic pill, 1 creatine pill, 1 multi vitiamin pill.

2 hours before testing: drink one quart of gatorade w/ 2 asprine, 4 rolaids, and 3 B-12 pills.

1 hour before testing: one quart of gatorade w/ 2 Tums, 2 rolaids, 3 B-12 pills, and 2 asprine.

When I tested the second bottom line was very faint (passable but barely.) I'm a female (5'3 and a size 12). I want to make sure I past this test because this job will be wonderful for my family. We would be very well off and would have great medical.

Once the backround check is done (not sure when it will be done; could take 1-7 days for it to be completed), then I'll have to go in for the phsyical and drug test. I've never done the physical part before, so I'm afraid they'll have me get naked or whatever. I was considering sneaking in urine whether the fake urine that many of you recommend that you heat up in the microwave, attach the heating pad and stuff in your pants, or just sneak it into my bra...but with the physical testing, I'm not sure if they would want me to remove my bra.

Please help me on what I can do to ace my urine test!!! I've been drinking cranberry juice and drinking water, but I'm afraid it's not enough.

BunnywhoSmokes Reviewed by BunnywhoSmokes on 04-30-2008. Need help to pass a drug test. Okay, here's the backround info. on me. I've been lurking these boards for the past 1-2 weeks. Finally, I'm able to register on this site. I've been a daily smoker for about a year. I quit smoking for 19 days now. I've a few days ago I just found out I've been hired for a nice gov/county/state job. The only problem is that I have to pass a physical and pass a urine test. I've been taking drug tests to see if I'll pass. Of course, I come back negative. I did the detox on Sunday of the Rating: 5

[Deige]

They will not make you strip down naked unless this is a military drug test and physical. Women have a lot better chance of substituting then men because of privacy issues. You said that your 19 days clean and have another 7 till test time? I would pick up some Quick Fix and another home test kit. The day before the test I would check yourself with the first void of the day to see where you stand. If your passing then follow the dilution method to a T the morning of the test. If you feel comfortable with substitution then I would go that way, you should have no problems concealing it. Just make sure you read the substitution sticky and practice getting your temperature right.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

They will not make you strip down naked unless this is a military drug test and physical. Women have a lot better chance of substituting then men because of privacy issues. You said that your 19 days clean and have another 7 till test time? I would pick up some Quick Fix and another home test kit. The day before the test I would check yourself with the first void of the day to see where you stand. If your passing then follow the dilution method to a T the morning of the test. If you feel comfortable with substitution then I would go that way, you should have no problems concealing it. Just make sure you read the substitution sticky and practice getting your temperature right.

I have up to 7 days; just waiting on the call from the employer. The good part is that this is NOT a military job so that's comforting to know that they won't strip me down naked. I'm thinking about using the Quick Fix 4.0 to be on the safe side, in case if I don't feel comfortable enough to pass the UT by delutting it. Can I practice by filling it with water in the plastic container? And as for the temperature, is it best to use the microwave 10-15 seconds before stepping out of the door and just putting the QF in my undies?

I'm just very nervous, and I know that I have to play it cool and laid back when I do the test. Will the doctors feel my pelvis area, or just do the normal testing like taking blood pressure, checking vision, etc.?

[Deige]

They shouldn't feel your pelvis area, but they will do the usuals. Blood pressure, reflexes, vision, and maybe hearing. I would start the heat pad at least 30 minutes before you walk out the door. Then just before you leave, nuke the QF for 10 seconds and apply the heat pad. Put it in your pocket and after you do your physical you will re clothe and crouch it for the UA. Just make sure your temperature range is between 90-100 degrees. I would try to get it between 96-98 to avoid suspicion. If your sample is not warm enough you can briskly rub your finger on your jeans and lightly touch it to the temperature strip.

Practicing with water will help you to get a feel for how to store your sample and maintain temperature. Definitely... Practice, practice, practice.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

They shouldn't feel your pelvis area, but they will do the usuals. Blood pressure, reflexes, vision, and maybe hearing. I would start the heat pad at least 30 minutes before you walk out the door. Then just before you leave, nuke the QF for 10 seconds and apply the heat pad. Put it in your pocket and after you do your physical you will re clothe and crouch it for the UA. Just make sure your temperature range is between 90-100 degrees. I would try to get it between 96-98 to avoid suspicion. If your sample is not warm enough you can briskly rub your finger on your jeans and lightly touch it to the temperature strip.

Practicing with water will help you to get a feel for how to store your sample and maintain temperature. Definitely... Practice, practice, practice.

I thought they wouldn't have me be naked? Maybe I'm making myself paranoid.

I will definately practice storing, getting it out, and how do I pratice the temperature if the heating pad lasts 5 hours?

[justanotherbozo]

hi Bunny, relax, first, mj only stays in your system for a month (19 days plus 7 days = 26 days) so your pretty much home free already. get some golden seal root at the local GNC or maybe even your local mega drug store (it's like a vitamin that comes in capsules) and start taking 4 or 5 a day with plenty of water. after a few days test yourself (and test the first morning urine, if that's clean, your 'golden', no pun intended).
a few yrs ago i asked the courts to test my ex-wife cause i knew she was using coke and the court agreed to test her if i agreed to be tested too. at the time i was a daily smoker, 4 - 5 jays a day.
anyway, a trucker had told me about the Golden Seal root so i decided to try it. he told me to take 3 a day for 3 days with plenty of water. my problem was i never new when i was gonna get called in but i knew i wouldn't get 3 days warning so i started taking 5 a day every day and in the course of the next 2 months i got called in 4 times and passed all 4 times. in fact, i got so cocky, the day of the last test i smoked a boneski on the way to the court house. i passed that one too

[killerweed420]

Ignore the above post.lol
You can heat QF as many times as you want to practice. It sounds like you are probably already pretty clean so it comes down to what you are most comfortable with and whether you want to pass 100%.
If you want to pass 100% QF is the best bet. But if you have some home test kits you could continue to monitor yourself and see if you want to go the natural route. I like to do a combination of both. I dillute and bring the QF with me. If I get too far off on temp or for somereason spill the QF I can fall back on my own dilluted urine.

[thatotherkid]

drink lots of green tea

[BunnywhoSmokes]

Ignore the above post.lol
You can heat QF as many times as you want to practice. It sounds like you are probably already pretty clean so it comes down to what you are most comfortable with and whether you want to pass 100%.
If you want to pass 100% QF is the best bet. But if you have some home test kits you could continue to monitor yourself and see if you want to go the natural route. I like to do a combination of both. I dillute and bring the QF with me. If I get too far off on temp or for somereason spill the QF I can fall back on my own dilluted urine.

That's what I was planning to do. I was going to at least detox myself in case if something happens with the QF. Thank you for letting me know that I can reheat the QF numerous times.

My husband, my mom, and I have been freaking out on if I'll pass the drug test, and I'll go through periods of being okay, and get nervous. The good news is that I got a call from the employer saying that the backround check is taking longer then expected; so at least it will give me some time to be clean.

[BunnywhoSmokes]

Okay, so I have my test Monday morning (I believe I have their first appointment). They will be taking a blood and urine test (though I believe the urine test will be the actual drug test). The good thing is that they tell you to drink plenty of water for the blood and urine test. Will it be okay if I use QF? I'm so nervous. I've done UT before, but never a physical and blood work to be hired for employment. I'm so freaking out. It's been 22 days since being sober and I really need this job. I've been having panic attacks and I want to pass this test so badly. I should add that the testing will be done at the county/state/city office.

Please help me; either re-assure me, or any other advice that I may need.