Have you ever set your underwear on fire?

Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire [i dont know the purpose of this, maybe it was just to get us into the pyro frame of mind, but i didnt need any help with that haha!] and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Nathan ran over and jumped on my balls to put me out.

And i've just dropped a joint on my lap without realising and it's burnt a hole in my boxers. I just felt it getting hotter and hotter and smelt burning material and burning hair, looked down and i was burning! So i've burnt a hole in my boxers and singed my pubic hair haha. Thats what gave me the idea for this thread - it's pretty fucked so i aint expecting many replies haha! Unless it's a common thing for stoners to set their underwear ablaze!

In the words of Serj Tankian "Accidents Happen!" [Kill rock n'roll]

I hope that all made sense, im fucking blitzed. And i've got a FUCKING headache thats putting me in a bad mood. AND i broke my damn DVD-rom drive, snapped it while it was out with my damn knee.

Shitty Tiny computer, what a lump of shit. No wonder they went bankrupt. Arseholes!

Shit, this turned into a rant.

I can honestly say that is one of the things in life I have not yet acheived, however standing in front of an open log fire I have roasted my ass more than once.

NCM

I've burnt my Britches with a blunt before.
I've also singed my skivvies drying them near a campfire.
Did you have to douse your drawers?

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Originally Posted by psteve

I've burnt my Britches with a blunt before.
I've also singed my skivvies drying them near a campfire.
Did you have to douse your drawers?

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Luckily it was only smouldering so i just patted it and then took em off. But it was a close call - concidering it's singed my pubes and left a noticeable differnce, im going to be more careful - dont wanna burnt my crown jeweles!

It must have dropped out of my mouth without me realising it!

The Christmas Song:

Lip's nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at his balls
Yule tide carols being sung by the pyre
And folks lit up by pyros
Everybody knows
A lighter and some gasoline
Can help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

I've never lit my underwear on fire, but I did have an extremely powerful Mexican skyrocket hit me in the thigh and blow a hole through my pants and make a crater in my leg a few inches from some very sensitive parts.

maybe you're one of those people that 'spontaneously combust' :wtf: ,,, Merry Christmas, LIP (everybody else, too :D) ... stay away from the Christmas tree, they ignite easily, too :jointsmile:

I have burn holes in my clothes b4 but nothing worth talking about, but I do have a fassination with bombs, and shit. When I was a kid I used to light shit on fire all the time. Ahh good old gasoline, and gun powder. I get a huge kick outta blowing shit up. I swear im not 15 years old or a psyco, remote woodlands and smalltowns can do this to a person.

I was always abit of a pyro - loved bombs too [still do]

I make my own gunpowder! sulpher, salt peter [i wont say the last! lol]

I once burned and gutted my dads garage with a flamethrower [testing went abit pete tong], we had the fire brigade to put it out!

I've set my roof, then consequentially my pants on fire. Me and a bunch of friends were sitting out on my roof being jackasses and setting off fire works. So we set off a few of the tiny circular ones that spin and catch air because of it. Two of them shot off into the gutter and set a few of the leaves and cedar shingles on fire. I went to stomp it out and ended up setting my pants ablaze, was an interesting evening.

I've also lit my hair on fire. I have REALLY curly hair, and sometimes when I let it get long it gets frizzy. So I was smokin a bowl with my friends and I hadn't cut my hair in a while and suddenly I hear this snapping and fizzing suddenly I realize that the left side of my bangs is a fucking fire ball. Thank god I had a towel near me.

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Originally Posted by Gundari

I've set my roof, then consequentially my pants on fire. Me and a bunch of friends were sitting out on my roof being jackasses and setting off fire works. So we set off a few of the tiny circular ones that spin and catch air because of it. Two of them shot off into the gutter and set a few of the leaves and cedar shingles on fire. I went to stomp it out and ended up setting my pants ablaze, was an interesting evening.

I've also lit my hair on fire. I have REALLY curly hair, and sometimes when I let it get long it gets frizzy. So I was smokin a bowl with my friends and I hadn't cut my hair in a while and suddenly I hear this snapping and fizzing suddenly I realize that the left side of my bangs is a fucking fire ball. Thank god I had a towel near me.

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When i had my long hair i had a fringe JUST from where the end of my joint had burned it away!

And i cut it for the most stoner reason - when i bent down to see my plants i couldnt! haha! I cut all my hair off JUST so i could see my little darlings! :D

ok i think i win this one. I was fuckin wasted with a mate one time and we were picking up a lawn mower and so being blitzed on the way home we(I) ran out of fuel but luckily (sorta) we had a fuel can with the mower which had some fuel in it . Anyway while i was putting that fuel into the car i spilled some on the very dry grass we had parked (stopped) on and the side of the car , so after our stressfull ordeal of running out of fuel we thought we would have a ciggaret before we left and we didn't want to smoke in the car cos it stunk of fuel (this is the ironic part). after i finished my smoke i being the genius that i am threw the ciggaret but straight on to where i had spilt the fuel instantly setting it alight. by now i was kinda panicking but not really untill i noticed the flames moving towand my car where i had spilt the fuel down the side and left the cap off. So now im trying to put out a grass fire that is rapidly becoming a fuse to a bomb with wheels by dancing on it like a retard which was doing precisely nothing. but thankfully my quick thinking mate had jumped in the car when he saw what was going on and started it and moved it litterally about 1 second before the flames would have reached the tank.. although i stopped my car blowing up we couldn't stop the fire so we rang the fire brigade and got the fuck out of there. I took a year for the grass to recover. I still cop shit for that today and it was a 3 years ago

Oh i just remembered something else . If your thinking wow that guy who moved the car must be really clever and quick thinking. Several years before that incident when we were much younger we had made a fire on a slab of concrete at the back of my place with fuel (again) when my mom came home from work so in our hurry to put the fire out before she saw my quick thinking buddy thew two litres of fuel on it which he thought was water. He was down wind and so he burnt all his eyebrows off and a fair bit of his hair two. So i guess we're kinda even

Actually wow LIP something we've done together. We were playing football (American). And I got the football and was runnin down the field. This time I guess the only way to tackle me was to grab my shorts and boxers and rip them to all hell. Since my ass was hangin out we took a 'halftime' since we're all outa shape and smokin fiends.

I had a bunch of threads and I needed to either tie myself up or somhow fix it. A friend thought he would help by meltin away part of my boxers to tie it up. So he took his lighter, set it up against the end of the thread hangin down and instead of meltin. WHOOSH just crawls all the way up to the rest of the boxers.

Im glad I had snow to sit on almost right away or I coulda lost a nut!

When I was in India one time a small boulder fell out of the top of the chillum I was smoking. At the time I was wearing nothing down below apart from a pair of thin skater pants made of microfibre, which don't really stand up very well to hot rocks. Fucking hell it barely touched me trousers, went right through them and landed on my right bollock, causing a great deal of consternation and amusement to all around.

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Originally Posted by Staurm

When I was in India one time a small boulder fell out of the top of the chillum I was smoking. At the time I was wearing nothing down below apart from a pair of thin skater pants made of microfibre, which don't really stand up very well to hot rocks. Fucking hell it barely touched me trousers, went right through them and landed on my right bollock, causing a great deal of consternation and amusement to all around.

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Ahhhh. My eyes are watering! DAMN! I've come close to that, but not on my balls. I normally wear nylon trakkie bottoms and the hot rocks from my homemade hash has burnt little holes in nearly EVERY pair i have, right near my groin region. I'm lucky - they tend to burn through onto my thigh. AND it seems to always be the right thigh. It might be because i hold it in my right hand.

I lean over something when i smoke hash now, well, in joints anyway. I tend to smoke hash only in my steamroller now :D

I lit my pants on fire by accident once on a snowboarding trip, and put it out by diving into a snowbank. But this reminds me of a better story. Back when I used to live in the dorms at ASU, one time a few friends and I were so retardedly high, we thought it would be a good idea to get a huge ball of paper towels, soak it in rubbing alcohol, the 99% stuff, and rub it all over the ceiling and light it on fire. Well mainly it was my idea, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, but it was a concrete ceiling, come on. Anyways, that wasn't the stupid part. It wasn't as impressive as we thought, so I decided to be a genius and thought I would "boost the flames" by grabbing the alcohol soaked ball, and trying to rub some more on there. Of course the fucking thing caught on fire, I freaked and threw it, landed on the floor, lit that on fire, i tried to stomp it out, lit my pants on fire, eventually went out. I can't believe I ever did somethat that dumb. The good part is that my two roommates, instead of helping put the fire out, immediately started to gather all the paraphenalia from the room, and put it in a backpack and were prepared to ditch me.

not yet

lol ya funny story, well ya i have kinda

Ok, when i was like 15-17 i don't know exactly when, but i was doing that little trick were i fill my closed fist up with butane and light it and it bursts into flame, well i lit it by my lap. soo long story short i lost that pair of underwear and some hair.

I lit my underwear on fire, but I wasn't wearing them at the time. It was part of a Freeballer protest march. Freeballers of the world unite!

lol, i can't say that i have.

One of the reasons I quit smoking cigarettes finally was the fact that I fell asleep with a lit cigarette in my hand for the 1st, one and only time of my life to burn my pajama shorts, my grips an my skin. No flames but big burn holes and I almost lit the bed on fire. I quit cigs the next day and that was more than 5 years ago now.
Did you ever burn a 1" wide part in your hair down to the scalp because the carburator backfired in your face? I did.

I can honestly say I have never lit my boxers on fire...but who knows it might happen one day! funny thread LIP lol

I lit my socks on fire once, but never my boxers...needless to say there IS a fire in my drawers

Lip was a lil pyro too huh .
I was too , awful ironic huh . LOL . Yes everything including my underwear . :D
Happy Holidays Bro.
Crispi :madnoel::madnoel::madnoel:

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Originally Posted by xcrispi

Lip was a lil pyro too huh .
I was too , awful ironic huh . LOL . Yes everything including my underwear . :D
Happy Holidays Bro.
Crispi :madnoel::madnoel::madnoel:

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Hahaha! Cheers my friend - i hope you have a very merry christmas too and a VERY VERY VERY stoned new year! [VERY VERY VERY stoned xmas too! ;)]!!

Take it easy mate! :D:rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

Got my boots wet camping, left them to dry by the campfire. I knew they were cheap boots but I didn't know they were vinyl, they caught fire. I had to wait for them to cool off so I could leave. Talk about toasted. So I've burnt my boots but not my drawers.

So I read the thread title and saw that it was up to 2 pages and just thought, "wow, only on this forum"... you guys are awesome when it comes to entertainment and sharing stories :D

I've burned through a fair amount of articles of clothing with cherries from cigarettes... I tend to accidently stick them into the ceiling or the window glass of the car instead of out through the opening when i'm smoking and driving. I want to hear a story of someone whose underwear actually caught fire, like full-on flames, that would be amazing...

Last winter me and a few friends were at a buddy's house out in the garage drinkin and tokin' with my glass bong and S, we'll call him S, decided to be a dumbass and laugh with his mouth on the piece, sending the slider flying out about 5 feet and breaking to pieces. It was funny but at the same time that was our last big cone and now it was full of broken glass with nothing else to smoke it in. So I put my green from then on in either joints or bowls with big sides so that accidents don't happen (woot I love SoaD). I even worked on a prototype pipe once that looked sort of like a miniature bacon fryer, where the bottom was just a screen and a screen snapped on top, so no weed was lost from accidental tipping or dropping, but it ended up being cool more because it could be lit from underneath.

I also almost set my cat on fire once by accident from a dropped ember, she wasn't too happy about that. Please be nice to your animals!

No but it definitely sounds like a life changing experience that I must experience myself

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You wanna know what really burns my ass?

When I set my underwear on fire.