Have you ever set your underwear on fire?

[LIP]

Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire [i dont know the purpose of this, maybe it was just to get us into the pyro frame of mind, but i didnt need any help with that haha!] and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Nathan ran over and jumped on my balls to put me out.

And i've just dropped a joint on my lap without realising and it's burnt a hole in my boxers. I just felt it getting hotter and hotter and smelt burning material and burning hair, looked down and i was burning! So i've burnt a hole in my boxers and singed my pubic hair haha. Thats what gave me the idea for this thread - it's pretty fucked so i aint expecting many replies haha! Unless it's a common thing for stoners to set their underwear ablaze!

In the words of Serj Tankian "Accidents Happen!" [Kill rock n'roll]

I hope that all made sense, im fucking blitzed. And i've got a FUCKING headache thats putting me in a bad mood. AND i broke my damn DVD-rom drive, snapped it while it was out with my damn knee.

Shitty Tiny computer, what a lump of shit. No wonder they went bankrupt. Arseholes!

Shit, this turned into a rant.

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 12-18-2007. Have you ever set your underwear on fire? Well, i've set myself on fire many times - the funniest was when i was in primary school. We'd gone on a trip to the secondry school and we were having a science lesson. We made paper houses and then set them on fire and i was pissing about like usual while it was on fire, and dropped it on my groin and left it coz i wasnt paying attention. It set the bottom of my untucked shirt on fire, and burnt a hole in my trousers and started them smouldering. When i looked down i jumped up and my mate Rating: 5

[Nightcrewman]

I can honestly say that is one of the things in life I have not yet acheived, however standing in front of an open log fire I have roasted my ass more than once.

NCM

[psteve]

I've burnt my Britches with a blunt before.
I've also singed my skivvies drying them near a campfire.
Did you have to douse your drawers?

[LIP]

I've burnt my Britches with a blunt before.
I've also singed my skivvies drying them near a campfire.
Did you have to douse your drawers?

Luckily it was only smouldering so i just patted it and then took em off. But it was a close call - concidering it's singed my pubes and left a noticeable differnce, im going to be more careful - dont wanna burnt my crown jeweles!

It must have dropped out of my mouth without me realising it!

[dragonrider]

The Christmas Song:

Lip's nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at his balls
Yule tide carols being sung by the pyre
And folks lit up by pyros
Everybody knows
A lighter and some gasoline
Can help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

[dragonrider]

I've never lit my underwear on fire, but I did have an extremely powerful Mexican skyrocket hit me in the thigh and blow a hole through my pants and make a crater in my leg a few inches from some very sensitive parts.

[the image reaper]

maybe you're one of those people that 'spontaneously combust' :wtf: ,,, Merry Christmas, LIP (everybody else, too ) ... stay away from the Christmas tree, they ignite easily, too :jointsmile:

[Trip06]

I have burn holes in my clothes b4 but nothing worth talking about, but I do have a fassination with bombs, and shit. When I was a kid I used to light shit on fire all the time. Ahh good old gasoline, and gun powder. I get a huge kick outta blowing shit up. I swear im not 15 years old or a psyco, remote woodlands and smalltowns can do this to a person.

[LIP]

I was always abit of a pyro - loved bombs too [still do]

I make my own gunpowder! sulpher, salt peter [i wont say the last! lol]

I once burned and gutted my dads garage with a flamethrower [testing went abit pete tong], we had the fire brigade to put it out!

[Gundari]

I've set my roof, then consequentially my pants on fire. Me and a bunch of friends were sitting out on my roof being jackasses and setting off fire works. So we set off a few of the tiny circular ones that spin and catch air because of it. Two of them shot off into the gutter and set a few of the leaves and cedar shingles on fire. I went to stomp it out and ended up setting my pants ablaze, was an interesting evening.

I've also lit my hair on fire. I have REALLY curly hair, and sometimes when I let it get long it gets frizzy. So I was smokin a bowl with my friends and I hadn't cut my hair in a while and suddenly I hear this snapping and fizzing suddenly I realize that the left side of my bangs is a fucking fire ball. Thank god I had a towel near me.