like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny.
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like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny.
"I only paid $25 for this",
(Quote attributed to my ex, while holding up 3.3 grams of brown pancake, stems, and seeds...)
lol
It might not be that funny, but I thought it was, certainly amazing. 4/20/2005 I get done with a very long session at a bud's dorm room after an already long day of smoking, beginning at midnight, and proceed to walk outside. I'm walking along the path through what we call South Green beach, and I see a row of six girls sunning by a small tree. Out of nowhere a white, possible albino, rabbit pops up, and moves to the first girl in the line. She's completely unaware it's there, until it jumps over here! She begins to roll over and freak out, but it keeps going, hopping over every girl in the line, with each girl repeating the first girl's performance. Too bad they didn't loosen their tops...
It looked so fake and unbelievable because it looks like it was sequenced or something. No one I've told believes me, said I was just too stoned, but I've never had this clear of a hallucination in my life, even with *ahem* other substances. The top smoking story of my life, to date. Danksgiving this year was a close second, but that's for another day.
My mate once said to me when we were both COMPLEEEETELY blazed, he said, "Do you want another beer?". Hahahahahahaa, what kind of a question is that?
"Being high and drunk are like, the same thing."
Ya mean like a lot of the kids on here???Quote:
Originally Posted by SpadeOfSrh
Haha, now that we're on the subject of drunks, I'll preface this by saying I roll my own cigs because it's cheaper, and I enjoy them. So I was at your typical college party, drinkin and whatnot, and decided I needed a cig, because if you're a smoker and you're drinkin, you knooow you gotta have that cig.
Now, I don't mean to brag, but I will; I roll a pretty mean joint/cig, and as my buddy was tellin' me a story, I decided to take my time with this one, and it just so happened this cig looked awfully like a joint because it was nice and conical and I twisted the end. (By the by, I only do that if I'm transporting them somewhere, otherwise it's just dumb.) But I digress. Anyway, I finally light up my cig, and this drunk, no, wasted chick comes up to me and asks if it's a joint. I say no, and of course, she says bullshit, lemme hit that. I almost said no, but my bud nudges me, so I let her. She takes a nice big drag, I mean a monster, and then proceeds to immediately cough. Upon this, she claims it's the best shit she's ever smoked, and is already high. Can you say "the spins"?)
So, of course, we proceed to finish it together, me laughing so hard inside, she takin monster rips and coughing almost every time. Needless to say, not more than a minute after we get done with our "session" she's out back bootin' her soul up. Now, some might scoff at me or call me a bad person, but when you live in a college town, you just can't help but fuck with drunk college chicks. I probably coulda smoked her for real and gotten some, but I'd much rather get my chuckles at the expense of young, dumb freshmen.
You like calling people out don't ya! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mississippi Steve
lol but i agree with you, there are a lot of uninformed people on here. but just live and let live, not everyone is a weed expert:jointsmile:
oohhh and umm when people say the weed is laced when they are just stoned out of their head........it happends.
I think we have a winner!Quote:
Originally Posted by Feebs420
Thats the stupidest thing ever posted...
If I hear one more person refer to thier weed as "Dro" my head is gonna explode so massivly that a cloud of dust will encompasses the entire atmosphere send the earth into a year long ice age killing 80% of the populous, new polar ice caps with form throwing the off the tilt of the earth slowing the rotation of the planet whilst making the days much much longer and if any strain of cannibis can survive along with all the changes...I will call it...Dro...
Sorry im RIPPED :stoned:
When I was hearing about this guy's ex-wife being a pothead, and, how lazy she was, etc. Then, I asked, "Well, what other drugs was she doing?", and, he said, "Oh, she did it all."
well I dont know about heard but these commercials, about peopel doing things cause their high are dumb. Like the one with the little girl, who posted her pic on the net and didnt remember, cause she was "so high". I wish I could tell her congradulations you are the first girl in the history of man that is a whore because of weed. Hope shes happy with the lies she is helping to spread
Something tells me she was an AOL whore before weed!Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
I remember that commercial. Some girl, who looks about 12, is out on the street with friends, and I guess a picture was taken on a phone and sent around, and she says something like "oh man, I don't remember that happening, I was soo high last night.. who do you think got it?" and she looks around and everyone is looking at their cell phones, snickering.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
Stupid commercial. I can't stand crap like that. It's about as dumb as the talking dog commercial.
When I was about 14-15 I was at a mate's birthday party, and everyone was fucking high, except my cousin. He'd never smoked before and wanted to try it. So I packed him a cone and told him how to smoke it (Didn't want the noob breathing out when his pulling). He starts smoking, and his holding it perfectly straight, when I told him to hold it on an angle because of the lack of water. He then starts screaming "IT'S NOT BUBBLING!" to everyone, which put everyone at the party on the ground in tears of laughter.
After the party he became heaps anti drug to, what a douche.
yup thats the one, and the one with the talking dog, that shit is stupid, I f I smoked and my dog started to talk I would never stop smoking and I would be rich like DR. DoolittleQuote:
Originally Posted by czm
This is your brain, SiZZle, Sizzle. This is your brain on drugs. LOL
Not really a stupid story but the GATEWAY DRUG rebuttal is pretty fucking stupid. So I guess that they should outlaw beer because beer leads to whiskey and whiskey leads to alcoholism. I told a nazi that once and the dude shut up pretty quickly. Then I kept going on about how alcohol is the destroyer of life, the beater of wives, and the real killer of kids riding past your driveway on a tricycle. Then I bonded myself out. :thumbsup:
Don't get me wrong I like some drinks every now and then and sometimes I like them way too much but saying that cannabis is a gateway drug is about as stupid as saying that it takes away your free will to make your own decisions about what you do and what you include in your life. That goes for everything because obviously only you open that gateway.
Yes your rightQuote:
Originally Posted by kingk4life
What an idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Bahaha what a wanker.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheJesus
The misinformed and ignorant statements of my mother about marijuana never ceases to amuse me.
Some idiot non smoker was trying to convince me that smoking weed makes you sterile ..ha ha yer right ive been smokin since a kid and I have 4 kids myself ,that is just pure bullshit.
i think these kids were retarded....
so my friend used to sell bud and he was sellin chronic in the "heights" as we call it...
one of our good buddies went to a school that was down in the valley... well my friend wanted to expand his work and shit so gave our friend an oz to start sellin down in the valley....
a week later we talk to him and he still has his whole oz, we were wonderin what the fuck has this guy been doing and he tells us the kids at this highschool dont smoke chronic because they think it is "laced" and thats why there are crystals on it and it gets so high..... cuz i guess all these kids smoke is that stress...
i was baffled when i heard this and still think those kids are fucking stupid...
One time about eight of us had a monster session in a room at a buddys and we all end up closing our eyes and spinning our heads around as fast as we can just tripping out. Well anyways this sober guy walks in a sees what we are all doing so he starts doing it.
Everyone sees him as he continues to do it after we all stopped and just laughed at him for hours. :jointsmile:
WTF that is so stupid that its funny bahahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kenn
Hey guys, remember that alcohol is considered 'other drug talk' so can we generally try to minimize that sort of discussion? I know you're all saying how BAD it is; we just really try to stay away from that whole topic, or take it over to the health section if you have a medical reason to want to post about it.
Thanks a lot.
I was under the impression, following a discussion in the feedback section with some other people and P4B, that it was generally considered alright to mention it occasionally in threads, just not to create entire threads about it. If that has changed then I'll be happy to conform.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
This happened back when I was an insensitive little bastard. I was smoking a joint in a field next to my school when I see this guy in a tight vest and jeans walking his dog. He looks up and walks straight towards me and asks me what i'm smoking. I tell him its a spliff and he says "you shouldnt smoke that.... you'll go to hell". So I said "Well you'll go to hell because you're GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AY."
Thats exactly how I said it.
hahaha seeen
once we got so high...one of my buddies wanted to say sumthing but as his mouth opened and made a sound he got scared of it and almost fell of the chair...
Ok, was talking to a guy I know who said he used to smoke weed but doesn't anymore...so I ask him why. Then he says "you know the crystals on the bud" and I'm thinking he might actually know more than I thought he would, but then he goes on, "they make those in factories and put them on the weed and it's really bad for you" lol wtf :D. I didn't even call him out cause he is a stubborn asshole so I just smiled and said nothing, but goddamn what a moron. Funny he said that because he now does lines of an unmentionable drug which is actually made in a factory :wtf: Where is the logic eh?
Speaking of commercialsQuote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
YouTube - Banned Commercials - Budweiser Smoking Some Weed Wassup
Any commercial with an animated or talking dog telling the human to stop smoking pot... They piss me off.
haha i know tell me about it. i saw this re-made video of the dog commercial on another weed site. i thought it was pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
Under the Influence Video
wat do u think?
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Originally Posted by Infamous
hahahahaha someone pack this guy a bowl :D
When I was a junior in high school and got caught by my mom our conversation went like this:
Mom: You're doing drugs? You'll ruin your life!!!!!
Me: It's just weed and I'm responsible about it. There's even studies that show weed isn't near as bad as alcohol or tobacco and can be good for you in some ways, give me a chance and I can show you. I'm not doing any other drugs its not going to turn me into an addict, it's not like it's meth or something horrible like that.
Mom: NO! Pot is just as bad as meth!
Me: No its not, why would there be medical marijuana and states trying to legalize it if it was? When has weed ever killed anyone?
Mom: It will kill you if you keep it up!
Some of the stupidest things I've ever heard someone say in my life came out in that conversation and it ended up with her basically saying 'I reject your reality and substitute my own!' :wtf:
I don't even live with her now but she'd still beat my ass if she knew I smoke.
hmmmmm
"dro"
Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.
Wtf.
conversation between me and my friend
me:yo smoke (insert drug that rhymes with blocks)
friend:ya you do
me: ye i smoke (insert drug that rhymes with blocks) everyday
friend:ya you do
me: no i never have only weed
friend:well they are like the same thing
and some of these are so stupid its funny but i need my medicine so lets light up, this isnt making much sense
what are you talking about? I'm lostQuote:
Originally Posted by SFGurrilla
the most asinine thing i've heard about weed is something that seems to be one of our more popular myths lately. i'm talking about the foolish idea that legal medical use will somehow bring us closer to full legalization. long before the medicos were touting the benefits of cannabis, we all knew about its soothing, healing properties. now that they've got a few studies to back them up, they want exclusive rights to one of nature's little gifts and they're attempting to dupe the rest of us into believing that their cause is our cause. nothing could be further from the truth. take a look at the schedule 2 drugs and remember that that's where weed ends up once it has been cleared for medical use. i have nothing against med users and wish them all the best in their fight, but your battle is one of changing the definitions of control while ours is of eliminating that unjust control entirely.
:hippy:
no.Quote:
Originally Posted by SFGurrilla