Stupidest things you've heard when it comes to weed

[SpadeOfSrh]

like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny.

SpadeOfSrh Reviewed by SpadeOfSrh on 12-09-2007. Stupidest things you've heard when it comes to weed like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny. Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

"I only paid $25 for this",
(Quote attributed to my ex, while holding up 3.3 grams of brown pancake, stems, and seeds...)

[SpadeOfSrh]

lol

[CultureCherryPopper]

It might not be that funny, but I thought it was, certainly amazing. 4/20/2005 I get done with a very long session at a bud's dorm room after an already long day of smoking, beginning at midnight, and proceed to walk outside. I'm walking along the path through what we call South Green beach, and I see a row of six girls sunning by a small tree. Out of nowhere a white, possible albino, rabbit pops up, and moves to the first girl in the line. She's completely unaware it's there, until it jumps over here! She begins to roll over and freak out, but it keeps going, hopping over every girl in the line, with each girl repeating the first girl's performance. Too bad they didn't loosen their tops...

It looked so fake and unbelievable because it looks like it was sequenced or something. No one I've told believes me, said I was just too stoned, but I've never had this clear of a hallucination in my life, even with *ahem* other substances. The top smoking story of my life, to date. Danksgiving this year was a close second, but that's for another day.

[Staurm]

My mate once said to me when we were both COMPLEEEETELY blazed, he said, "Do you want another beer?". Hahahahahahaa, what kind of a question is that?

[Feebs420]

"Being high and drunk are like, the same thing."

[Mississippi Steve]

like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny.

Ya mean like a lot of the kids on here???

[CultureCherryPopper]

Haha, now that we're on the subject of drunks, I'll preface this by saying I roll my own cigs because it's cheaper, and I enjoy them. So I was at your typical college party, drinkin and whatnot, and decided I needed a cig, because if you're a smoker and you're drinkin, you knooow you gotta have that cig.

Now, I don't mean to brag, but I will; I roll a pretty mean joint/cig, and as my buddy was tellin' me a story, I decided to take my time with this one, and it just so happened this cig looked awfully like a joint because it was nice and conical and I twisted the end. (By the by, I only do that if I'm transporting them somewhere, otherwise it's just dumb.) But I digress. Anyway, I finally light up my cig, and this drunk, no, wasted chick comes up to me and asks if it's a joint. I say no, and of course, she says bullshit, lemme hit that. I almost said no, but my bud nudges me, so I let her. She takes a nice big drag, I mean a monster, and then proceeds to immediately cough. Upon this, she claims it's the best shit she's ever smoked, and is already high. Can you say "the spins"?)

So, of course, we proceed to finish it together, me laughing so hard inside, she takin monster rips and coughing almost every time. Needless to say, not more than a minute after we get done with our "session" she's out back bootin' her soul up. Now, some might scoff at me or call me a bad person, but when you live in a college town, you just can't help but fuck with drunk college chicks. I probably coulda smoked her for real and gotten some, but I'd much rather get my chuckles at the expense of young, dumb freshmen.

[Spoken Word]

Ya mean like a lot of the kids on here???

You like calling people out don't ya! :thumbsup:
lol but i agree with you, there are a lot of uninformed people on here. but just live and let live, not everyone is a weed expert:jointsmile:


oohhh and umm when people say the weed is laced when they are just stoned out of their head........it happends.

[Coelho]

"Being high and drunk are like, the same thing."

I think we have a winner!
Thats the stupidest thing ever posted...