The best part of waking up (story)

Well here i am sitting here w/ one of my roomies thinking about what just happened.

So i wake up at 8 am and i hear some shit going on btw my other two roomies. "you're gonna clean this fucking mess up god damnit. what the fuck are you thinking? bla bla

so im sitting in bed thinking to myself what sort of joy is going to await me outside my room, Im thinking probably someone puked all over our stuff or something. Walk outta my room, peek into the family room and it looks fine, very comforting. Start to step into the kitchen
'wouldn't walk in there' my roomies says
why?
'theres piss everywhere'
our other roomie "jose" had dropped his pants, and pissed all over the kitchen and conviently right next to our golden retriever......
fucking shit
'parently jose was drunk/sleepwalking and thought our dog looked like a toliet, i mean what more can i say??

I can understand his plight.

One night, in my early twenties, I walked in my sleep to the back-door, didn't open it, and, started...

Getting rid of all the beer that I had consumed, that night.

I thought the best part of waking up was Folgers in your cup.

beachguy i can understand, however you pissed on the door, not the dog

I had a friend once, who walked over to the couch, lifted up the cushion like it was the toilet lid and proceeded to pee on the couch..oh the joy

My last roomate used to go out and get drunk on his days off, then stumble in the door like a fuckin idiot at 3 am and pass out on the couch. Most of the time he pissed himself while passed out. Needless to say I don't live with him anymore, nor do we have the same couches.

The best part about waking up is just that, waking up, a lot of people didn't make it through the night. Well thats my philosophy anyhow.

Abeona

When i was a teenager i got pissed, came home at about 4 in the morning, fell over, and went straight to the toilet to piss. So i've started pissing, and me mum calls my name to make sure it's actually me - so i turn round still pissing and pissed all over the wall and towels.

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Originally Posted by FlyGuyOU

beachguy i can understand, however you pissed on the door, not the dog

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Uh, by the door. I have no idea where the dog was, at the time.

i've got an even better one! the night of my high school graduation me and my buddies got messed up and went back to crash at my house. I was awakened at 5:00 in the morning to see my friend standing at the end of the bed with his pants dropped, eyes closed, and hand propped up against the wall pissing all over my feet at the end of the bed. The next morning he had no idea what had happened! :stoned: just gotta laugh in those situations

A male friend had brought home a drunken slut one night; she got up in the middle of the night to pee, couldn't find the toilet, but found the guy's cat's litter box, and proceeded to squat :cool: