Well here i am sitting here w/ one of my roomies thinking about what just happened.

So i wake up at 8 am and i hear some shit going on btw my other two roomies. "you're gonna clean this fucking mess up god damnit. what the fuck are you thinking? bla bla

so im sitting in bed thinking to myself what sort of joy is going to await me outside my room, Im thinking probably someone puked all over our stuff or something. Walk outta my room, peek into the family room and it looks fine, very comforting. Start to step into the kitchen
'wouldn't walk in there' my roomies says
why?
'theres piss everywhere'
our other roomie "jose" had dropped his pants, and pissed all over the kitchen and conviently right next to our golden retriever......
fucking shit
'parently jose was drunk/sleepwalking and thought our dog looked like a toliet, i mean what more can i say??
FlyGuyOU Reviewed by FlyGuyOU on . The best part of waking up (story) Well here i am sitting here w/ one of my roomies thinking about what just happened. So i wake up at 8 am and i hear some shit going on btw my other two roomies. "you're gonna clean this fucking mess up god damnit. what the fuck are you thinking? bla bla so im sitting in bed thinking to myself what sort of joy is going to await me outside my room, Im thinking probably someone puked all over our stuff or something. Walk outta my room, peek into the family room and it looks fine, very Rating: 5