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I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious.
Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot?
I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:
Couple nights ago, was over at a friend's place smoking after work. Drove home and thought someone was in my parking spot so I spent like 10 minutes driving around to find an open spot. Drove back by my spot, realized I wasn't even looking at the right one. Genius!
Trying to roll on a dock and watching helplessly as the wind blows the weekends stash into the water.
OK, that helps quite a bit. I'm feeling a little better now. Thanks everyone, that's all some damn funny stuff. So far, mikeyjo wins in the "suckiest consequences" category. It almost makes me want to cry. Can someone think of a better name for that category, and should there be other categories?
LoL i have done loads of stupid things when im stoned.
Smoked a loaded L with a few mates, it contained morrocan pollen, thai weed, silver haze and something else we could not make out! but it was skunk. Anyway on my way home from mateys yard i dropped a 1l bottle of barcadi 1/2 full which broke!
then i got home and could not find my pollen which i misplaced somewhere! this really pissed me off for two days! that box contained some of the finest pollen i have smoked in so ages and i had only smoked the outside edges of it, i was getting to the best part and i lost it!
so i got stressed out and rolled a small one from what i found around in my room in small packets, was getting high using my bin as a ashtray which then became alight!!! threw it out the window into my garden and its being there since.
i did a similar thing outside of napa... thought i needed a new battery so i spent 100 on a new one and the car was in drive the whole time. oh well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Weedhound
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Weedhound
Thanks Rok...:D It's always been a highlight but I think Wesley there just beat it by a pretty good margin. New battery....LOL!! :thumbsup:
Spent $400 on a brand spankin new PHX 4 chamber w/ ashcatcher got home smoked some chron (lots of it too) and watched in slow motion as it slowly tipped over, fell on our fluffy shag rug juuuust right to spill bong water everywhere and break the diffusing stem and the tip of the female part of the bong :wtf:
Good Lord, this thread is just what I needed.
One time I went to tim Hortons..... Canadian coffee and donut shop for you americans, anyway I went in and gave the guy my money and ask for a coffee and a chocolate boston cream donut and i straight up just walked away totaly forgetting about the donut and coffee... The guy ran down the street to give me my stuff. Talk about customer service! :P
Putting $10 in the pumps then just driving away and not getting any gas at all. haha at least it was only $10...
I think you're right, that's funny stuff :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Weedhound
Dumbest thing done while stoned?
Was welding a new trunk into an old Dodge, w/ frequent smoke breaks- developed a maddening itch on my lower lip.
Flipped up the mask and scratched my lip-
w/ the electrode...
Maybe but I'll bet it didn't itch any more either.....:D
Oh, it itched pretty good as it healed up, lemme tell ya
lol, ZAP!! I've done it with horse fencing.....but not to my face. :D;)
New years eve 2000. Smoked a fatty with the gang at a house party at midnight. Went outside to take a leak and as I was walking down the porch stairs, I stepped on an ashtray that I left out there. Result, broken coxes. Welcomed in the new century with a busted ass bone :(
you know your a good welder when you can weld upside down and get hot slag on your face and continue with your beadQuote:
Originally Posted by rhizome
after oxy ace welding a stainless steel fitting i grabbed the piece i just welded to dump it in water, it was about 30 seconds afterwards.
another thing after using a stationary belt sander i caught my arm on it reaching over the belt to turn it off. left a nasty little sandpaper burn on my arm.
no mater how stoned i am i will never do those dumb things again:smokin:lol
i was on the trampoline with my new bubbler that i just bought and used for the first time. i put it into my pocket and rolled over to kiss my girlfriend when it heard it shatter. ... i didnt know what it was until i felt the glass.... i was way to high.
OK, I'm cringing at rhizome's and Freak's experience. Both of those sound real painful. Please people, be real careful and THINK about what you are doing at all times while stoned. Maybe we should all just sit quietly on our couches while stoned.
my sis was trying to put one of those rubber wrist bands on her bong and couldnt get it even so she kept twisting it around and soon enough she had a leg covered in bong water. then her boyfriend started laughing and tried for himself on to do the same exact thing except spilled bong water everywhere.
I've done that before, but I remembered in time and came back :)Quote:
Originally Posted by action.420
Been thinking about my closet remodel, and just remembered this. My first grow I had a 400W switchable ballast. At this point I kept forgetting what the M and S on the switch meant, and also which HID was for veg and which was for bloom. I'm always stoned while working on my grow room, etc. so I was stoned when I made the choice to leave the switch on "S" during one complete veg cycle with a MH bulb. (Of course, the "S" meant HPS.) Lucky me, the house didn't burn down, the ballast is working as new, and the only thing that happened to the bulb is it started getting too hot near the end of veg cycle, and got a brown spot on the inside of the glass.
Well, when i smoke a lot I'm always stuck in the same spot for hours, but a friend of mine did some funny shit peep....
I have this Bong that looks like a Beer bottle and it reads "highagain" and it looks like a Heiniken bottle, identical!
So there we are chillin and stoned and he reached for his beer and took a big gulp...yeah you got it he reached for the wrong bottle and drank bong water...tasty...
I never laughed so hard in my life.... :D
OMG. That sounds disgusting. It also sounds hilarious. I've swallowed a drop or two when I've had the water level a little too high, but never a big gulp. I probably would have puked.
Almost the exact same thing happened to a buddy. He came over and we did hits out of my home made Rolling Rock bong. It's made from a real Rolling Rock bottle, no carb, stem on the back side. You should have seen his face when the bong water hit the back of his throat!!! :wtf: Damn, I miss that bong!Quote:
Originally Posted by Subjekt
Ive done so many dumb things whilst stoned, one time me and a few friends were sittin out on my porches roof (fav smoking spot of mine) im the only one out of the group that was there that smokes (they're all fine with it they just dont partake). So we thought it would be a good idea to set off some fireworks. Long story short, i ended up lighting the roof on fire, then lighting my pants on fire whilst trying to put the roof fire out.
This makes me think of the first time i smoked, as it wasnt really a dumb thing on my part i still look back on it and laugh. I met this guy in highschool who was reaalllly into smokin the herb and we became fast friends (i was still a chronic virgin when we became friends). He worked at a local Heavenly Ham, i was hanging out with him one day after school (he used to let me play with the methane torch the used to glaze hams...damn that was fun) and then one day he was like "hey man...you ever hit out of a gravity bong?" i said no, and he set one up out of a little home made grav bong cap he kept on him (he REALLY liked gravity bongs) and set the whole thing up, the whole time i really had no idea what was going on so i just bent over the bucket and prepared to inhale, soon as my lips hit the rim of that half gallon milk jug i feel this hand hit the back of my head and push down. Man i've never coughed like that or had a high that intense before in my life (i sat in the back of heavenly ham and ate preformed cookies, uncooked still in dough form, for like 45 minutes...then i tried to cook the dough with the methane torch).
I had just had a good harvest so Myself and 4 other guys went to my buddies greenhouse. I brought evough fine herb to sedate a large herd of elephants. After 2 hours of non stop smoking 2 of the guys go in the house to get some grub. My buddy looks me in the eye and says: "see that plant right there?" yeah I see it "don't eat it" I'm like WTF?????:wtf3: for the record I do not make a habit of eating peoples houseplants. So I think he is just screwing with me, soI'm gonna screw with him. I rip a leaf off, and he says thats oleander it will kill you if you eat it. Know what I did? hehe I ate it. 45 min later my stomach lining was on the floor, I didn't feel good for sometime after.
Moral: If someone tells you not to eat their houseplants, you should listen.
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I was reaching for the bong last night and stoningly grabbed for the Coke can instead of the intended target. (THE BONG) After realizing this in mid grab to the Coke can, My Brain kicked in and went for the BONG. BLAM Coke spilled all over the floor and our catolog that we order from. The good side is the bong didn't spill. The bad side is the sticky as soda pop all over the place. Yes i felt like an Idiot. Especially about an hour later when I asked the Wife where the towell that was on the floor came from.:stoned:
I was high and i took a hit off a bong tilted it to much and drank some lol funniest moment smoking with my good friend
so i went to Walgreen's with a buddy and he was driving. we had just smoked and were high as the sky, we go in get our munchies and walk back to the car. I tell my friend i hear a weird noise and sure enough the car is still on with the keys in the ignition but the door is locked!
thankfully my stoned ass forgot to lock my door but i can imagine how bad it would have been to make that phone call lol.
i also tried to take a shotgun out of a bong stem not realizing a stem is a big straw and my friend blew water into my mouth and all over my body. oh man good times :)
At a house party we were all drinking and smoking. Almost everybody I knew smoked cigarettes and people were using empties as ashtrays. I took a big swig of ash filled beer and started to heave. As I was running to the bathroom I tripped and smashed into my friend's TV and knocked it onto the ground. I lay there covered in puke with a broken TV by my head and 20 people on the floor in hysterics. That was expensive.
That would have been real funny, standing there all stoney-eyed, holding a couple grocery bags full of junk food. To the cops: Uh, no officer. We haven't had anything to drink. Why would you ask?Quote:
Originally Posted by Whix
That second part reminded me of my first attempt at getting high. My buddies loaded a nice big party bowl and gave me the honor of the first hit. I started drawing in a little smoke, then I coughed a big cough through the water pipe and blew a bunch of weed and bong water all over the room. They were very understanding as they laughed their asses off.
This happened to me and my friend Khaki too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opie Yutts
It was the first time she smoked my homegrown- the strong stuff- she took a HUGE bong rip, choked, and coughed back INTO the bong with the stem ALL the way out. A PERFECT stream of bongwater NAILED me in the face, and we both started laughing so hard that the REST of the contents of the bong ended up on the floor.
Lesson learned, my bongs go in the dishwasher at LEAST twice a week, and the water gets changed daily.
Now that sounds funny. Thanks so much for sharing. Too bad it's not on video.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chong Version 2.0
Well stinky you finally did it. You made me write something I've never written before, and that is... LOL! Usually I just kinda laugh inside. Not this time. Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
I actuallly just did the same thing you did Opie with the S and the M on the switchable ballast. Except I put the HPS bulb in there when it was on the M, it still lit up and all but luckily I noticed it about 15 mins in. Hopefully I didnt mess something up!
time to stay away from the reefer while messing with things lol...
Yeah, or be really really really really careful when messing with things that can kill you, or even injure you. Always think carefully about every little step you are doing. It will take twice as long as it should, but you'll gitter done, and survive. Boy, I can't stop thinking about rhizome's lip piercing. Aarrhg. (sp?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Twentyinches
And I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that happened to you, but glad that I'm not alone. By the way, I think you may loose a little bit of life from your bulb, but everything will probably be OK. I'll include your ballast, bulb, and wiring in my prayers tonight.