I am such a f#$*ing stoner.

[Opie Yutts]

I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious.

Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot?

Opie Yutts Reviewed by Opie Yutts on 10-20-2007. I am such a f#$*ing stoner. I just spilled my bong off my desk, down my leg, all over both feet, all over my chair mat and on some carpet. It was nice old bong water and had a bunch of ash in it too. Yum! Smells delicious. Can somebody please tell me something stupid they did while high, so I won't feel quite so much like an idiot? Rating: 5

[Weedhound]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

[scagster]

Couple nights ago, was over at a friend's place smoking after work. Drove home and thought someone was in my parking spot so I spent like 10 minutes driving around to find an open spot. Drove back by my spot, realized I wasn't even looking at the right one. Genius!

[mikeyjo]

Trying to roll on a dock and watching helplessly as the wind blows the weekends stash into the water.

[Opie Yutts]

OK, that helps quite a bit. I'm feeling a little better now. Thanks everyone, that's all some damn funny stuff. So far, mikeyjo wins in the "suckiest consequences" category. It almost makes me want to cry. Can someone think of a better name for that category, and should there be other categories?

[eastend_stoner]

LoL i have done loads of stupid things when im stoned.

Smoked a loaded L with a few mates, it contained morrocan pollen, thai weed, silver haze and something else we could not make out! but it was skunk. Anyway on my way home from mateys yard i dropped a 1l bottle of barcadi 1/2 full which broke!

then i got home and could not find my pollen which i misplaced somewhere! this really pissed me off for two days! that box contained some of the finest pollen i have smoked in so ages and i had only smoked the outside edges of it, i was getting to the best part and i lost it!

so i got stressed out and rolled a small one from what i found around in my room in small packets, was getting high using my bin as a ashtray which then became alight!!! threw it out the window into my garden and its being there since.

[wesley willis]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

i did a similar thing outside of napa... thought i needed a new battery so i spent 100 on a new one and the car was in drive the whole time. oh well.

[r0k]

I called triple A because I couldn't get my car started. Turned out I couldn't get my car started because it was in drive......The triple A guy was thrilled......did I mention it was 1 am....:thumbsup:

That's the funniest shit I've ever heard :jointsmile:

[Weedhound]

Thanks Rok... It's always been a highlight but I think Wesley there just beat it by a pretty good margin. New battery....LOL!! :thumbsup:

[Paht_Hed]

Spent $400 on a brand spankin new PHX 4 chamber w/ ashcatcher got home smoked some chron (lots of it too) and watched in slow motion as it slowly tipped over, fell on our fluffy shag rug juuuust right to spill bong water everywhere and break the diffusing stem and the tip of the female part of the bong :wtf: