Aww hell.. I dont wanna

Damn! Damn! DaMn!!! well looks like its time for old Aunt Flo to come visit... I just had a good long cry and nap.. dude it SUCKS!!! This morning life was good.. i posted pics of my dogs.. introduced my bong and was having a grand ole time.. now... i wanna crawl into bed and hide in the dark for the next week.. thank Goddess i have some skunk saved up for just this occasion.. Come on girls, bitch about what a bitch PMS is... well at least im not pregnant :thumbsup:
** READ** i DO NOT wanna hear about how some of you dont wanna know about my cycle.. if u didnt wanna know, you should have stopped after the first sentence... I am NOT in the mood and i might say something I'll regret and ultimately might get banned for.
GRRR - Hilder.

My condolences, Hilder! This is an area where period-talk is safe and off limits from criticism. Anyone tries to tell you differently, and they'll have me to answer to.

I feel for you! I used to have horrible cramps and PMS that would just kill me. It hurt so bad I would just moan. Oh.. you poor thing!!!:(
I had to have a hysterectomy 3 years ago. Needless to say, it stopped the cramps, but I remember!!!!!!!
Its funny how some men(boys) have such a hard time hearing about these things, since if they ever have a woman in their lives it is something they'll have to deal with.

Aunt Flo's getting ready to knock on my door, too. I don't have PMS that lets me know it's coming, usually, but I get a low back ache and sore boobs. That backache was late this afternnoon. Flo will likely be here tomorrow morning.

I WISH I HAD MY PERIOD! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ive been freaking out im over a week late and i went to buy a test but my debit card was declined. i didnt even have enough to buy one. damnit. its all i can think about. i even was about to go on the pill ive been waiting to get my period to start taking it.


but pms sucks hit ur bong and eat some chocolate cake and youll feel better

There's a PRICELESS quote from the Kids in the Hall about your period as an organization tool:

Dave: Would you just give me a minute?!
Mark: What's wrong with you? Having your period?
[All laugh; Kevin more audibly than the others.]
Dave: What if I was, huh?
Mark: Do you want to step outside?
Dave: No, I just want to have a period, that's all. Just one a month; okay?
Bruce: [quiet] C'mon guys.
Scott: Why?
Kevin: Might help a guy organize his time.
Dave: Yeah. Each month I feel my body become fertile and I'd say, "No, I choose not to have a baby. Oh Rent's due."

The transcript can be found here:
Season One Sketches - Poker Game

Thats funny stinky! Thanks Birdie!
I call my PMS days The Week of Impending DOOOM!!! no, but it starts with my boobs hurting.. just the nipples at first, then all of em... every time i take off my bra it hurts like a mofo..then the moodswings and the premenstrual ovary throbbing.. then hate for anything with balls that walks upright.. THEN the gauntlet is down and a week of crying moaning and rocking back and forth... thank god what i do allows me to stay in bed all day... sometimes... i feel like such crap, so tired and irritated..nothing comes out right.. last night i tried to heat up soup for the old lady i take care of, and i opened the wrong can of soup.. i got so pissed i threw it all away.. I hate it when i get this way.. i feel like such a girl... and im sorta prepared.. i dont have ANY chocolate in the house, but i am gonna make giant chocolate chip cookies and fudgesicles... and roll some joints cuz i cant roll worth a Shit when im bleeding.. im 23 so the option of having a hysterectomy is out, even though i dont want children... Ever.. but i feel like a tard sayin i want a hysterectomy when theres all these women dying to have a child, and i know for a fact I CAN get pregnant, i just dont want to..but thats a story for another evening(s) maybe.... the worst part is that i just told the dick i dont wanna see him anymore, and whenever i had really bad cramps to the point where my prescription strength ibopurofen wouldnt do anything he would spoon me and massage my lower stomach while i smoked a bowl till istopped hurting and i could fall asleep.. damn im gonna miss him.. and his penis. GRRR- Hilder

i got mine last night! i was so fucking happy. but now im not because im crampy and bloated. ahhhhhhhhhhh

cant win with periods can u

haha pms is my enemy! only when it makes me an angry bitch.. but lately its been making me REAL happy for NO reason.. haha. oh why can't it be real!
i feel so disgusting on my period too. i don tknow if any of you feel the same too.

totally dont flame me here, ladies...lol...but one of my friends when i lived in arkansas (she was preggers at the time) and i were talking about our periods...and she said (and i quote) " you always end up having the nastiest shits when you're raggin' "

i bout died laughing...cuz it was funny, and nasty, and true for some...LOL

my visitor came.. no wonder why i was TOO happy for the past week.. why oh why do my pms emotions toy with me!

My periods were hellish, too! Because of the IUD, they lasted 7-8 days! Menopause was a relief- even without adding hormones that the doctor pushes. I'll stick with my own hormones or lack there of, thank you! The hot flashes are a drag, but bearable, plus they are lessening as time goes on, both in frequency and strength. :thumbsup: Don't fear menopause! It ain't that bad! - Granny:hippy:

I used to have horrific periods. I'd bleed like no tomorrow, I was hot, I was cold, I was shaky, I got cramps in my thighs and I threw up. It was terrible. But now I take birth control that gives me 4 periods a year, and even thought all the pain isn't gone, it's much better and I only have to deal with it once every 3 months.

i hurt sooooo much!!!!! IM IN HELL!!!! ive smoke 2 bowls.. i took 3 advil.. took a hot bath... i wanna curl up in a ball and cry! i hate being a woman!

I like being a woman, but my period never seems to come at a convenient time. Last week when you posted this thread, Hilder, I was due at the hospital early the next morning for a minimally invasive surgical procedure to fix my heart rhythm problem. I knew my period would start for real the next morning, just about the time I was due on the procedure table, but one of the preliminaries of the procedure is that you receive a huge injection of a powerful blood thinner before they begin inserting catheters. I was going to hide the tampon string and try to slip onto the table without telling anyone I was on my cycle, but my husband informed my cardio-electrician when I was in the bathroom that I had started my period, and they arranged to give me something at the end of the procedure to reverse the action of the heparin.

Anyway, long story short? When I woke up after 7 1/2 hours of anesthesia and five subsequent hours flat on my back waiting for the catheter sites to seal sufficiently closed, even with the reversal of the heparin, it looked like someone had shot a deer in my bed. Then I had two days of cramps in the hospital after that. Not fun. No one in hospitals wants anyone wearing tampons with all the nasty bacteria that are rampant in those places and the added risk of sepsis. So I got to enjoy pads that whole time, too. I've been in hospitals three times in the last six months. Each time, I've had my period. This makes me look forward to menopause. Except, with my medical luck, it'll come and then I'll need a hysterectomy for some reason.

yeah i had that happen a few years back.. i was in the hospital for a broken ankle and got my period after getting the screws in.. i was still with pediatrics cuz i was under 18... so i asked my sis to go get me tampons.. ive never ben a fan of pads.. so the nurse tells me i cant use a tampons cause blah blah... anyway so theres no pads in the bathrooms, or the gift shop.. i was gonna have my sister go get some from the store, and the nurse said they had some, but in the maternity ward and they bring some so my sister went home.. well it took her about an hour to bring ONE! those huge bulky uncomfortable bulks of cotton. ya kno what im talkin bout? and i was bleeding like crazy.. it was a mess.. lets just say i wasnt a happy patient.. and i made sure she knew i was pissed..

I only get my period every 3 months b/c of my birth control. And when I do its gone in about 2 or 3 days. But when I wasn't on birth control I would have the worst periods ever. With cramps that would leave me doubled over and crying. Horrible! I feel your pain hun. It freaking sucks!

youd think that sice its been proven that there is no medical reason to menstruate that evolution would have taken care of it by now. its that time again and i didnt get to get any ALL this month so its gonna be THE WORST PERIOD EVER!!!!!! damn it sometimes i just wish i could reach in there and yank it out. i had a dream that unless you had sex, you wouldnt get ur period.. that would be badass.. i certainly would still be a virgin.. if it would have been my choice of course. and worst of all.. i all I have are mids, and no chocolate..im gona go hide before i rip anyones head off...

awww periods do suck!!!! I feel for ya!!!


aunt flo only paid me 3 visits this year!! yippee!! menopause is fine but the nights sweats are a bitch!! when I have a period I use the vagisil" cream in the tube, slap that stuff right on the wooby, it numbs that puppy!!


now!
I keep a cooler of ice by the bed for the night times sweats, hubby had ice in his hair one night, the window was at the head of our bed! I gotta have my window opened!

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Originally Posted by silkyblue

when I have a period I use the vagisil cream in the tube, slap that stuff right on the wooby, it numbs that puppy

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ummm what?!? what goes numb?

my pussy !

Girlfriend, i dont know bout none of that, the only thing that causes me pain is my cramps, i can feel my ovaries throbbing, but my pussy never hurts, unless i just got a hurting put on me.. which in that case is a good hurt..

GYN 's rock! I thought every chick new about vagicaine?

;0/

well.. share your knowledge!!

Dont hate me:-p I've never had cramps, not once. My periods last about 3 or 4 days, but thats about it. No pain, I do get a bit bitchy though. One of my exes would always do things to piss me off just to make me react, then he would be like, what you on the rag. Ugh, ass.

try the new strain PMS :thumbsup:

I know!! I saw it an a high times mag a few issues back.. Ima have to ask my guy bout it.. also, in the last issue they had the Lavender Haze.. I wants me some o that!!