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Well i just rolled a joint and made myself another cofee then couldn't find the joint i just rolled, couldn't find it anywhere and couldn't understand it as i didn't move from the kitchen worktop, so i rolled another and have just found the other one, i had put it behind my ear, well at least i've got one ready for the drive to work.
Fo show bro, especially when you're wearing a hoodie and a jacket and it seems like you have 500 pockets and you always think you've lost your weed or your lighter or your phone but its always in one of your pockets you've probably already checked haha.
1"Guys.. guys, where is my god damn hat?"
2"... dude are you alright?"
1"no, I'm missing my fucking hat"
2"you're wearing it"
1"..."
I always lose stuff like lighters but it always turns out that i'm sitting on it. Haha
I ALWAYS lose lighters! I think people just end up pocketing them all the time. I'm so sick of buying fucking lighters. Then my idiot cousin is sleeping when i get home from work and has my pipe locked in his room where him and his GF are sleeping, so i cant go in and get it. My lighter was in there too so i had to go to the local gas station and buy a lighter and i fashioned an aluminum can into a pipe and cut a carb in it. Now im fine......sorry about the rant.
LOL, stoners ey. Tings like this make me lol, like when I look around for my lighter but can't see it, move from a really comfy position just to find it's in my hand! lol, whats that all about!
losing stuff while high just straight up sucks
I always manage to lose my cell while I'm stoned. And I always end up having to take EVERYTHING out of my bag only to find out it was in my friggin' pocket. :mad:
Sonofabitch stoner memory. :stoned:
Sometimes when i'm stoned i'll be looking for my grinder which is on the table in front of me, i look all around the table, dont see it, get pissed off, see it right in front of my face and laugh at myself.
Edit: This happens even when im not stoned lol
I absolutly hate losing my wallet when I'm stoned. Everytime I lose it I always say "Alright, this is the LAST time I'm losing this!" And sure enough, I would lose it 2 days later.
Thankfully I havn't lost it in a while. And I don't plan on it either! "Keys, phone, wallet... " The lucky three words I always say before I leave to go anywhere.
Hahahahaa. I know what you mean. When I'm high and I have a lot of stuff in my pockets. You'll see me check my pockets at least 20 times while I'm high. I'll sit their and rearrange my pockets and shit. It's so stupid but I just get so paranoid about something falling out or losing something.Quote:
Originally Posted by L Rag
I am always losing things. At home, it's mainly my remote for my TV and my lighter.
At work, it's always my cup of coffee and important TKM reports. I put it down for 2 minutes, and it takes me forever to find it again. Especially the reports! I have to stop doing that. :p
I'd lose my mind if it wasn't attached
i have the habit of taking everything out of my pockets when i'm stoned. so i lose a lot of stuff. sort of sucks. i think i need pants with locked pocket zippers.
I ALWAYS lose my lighter...to search for a couple minutes, and finally realize it's in my hand..that's usually the problems that I have with losing things..
yup.. this one time i just got done smoking a bowl, turned to watch t.v...turned back to spark up another.. and no lighter...
so i get up looking for it.. nowhere.. then i find another lighter that was missing from who knows when..lol..and right when i went to smoke that bowl out of my bong.. i hear a rattling from inside of it.... WTF! my lighter :wtf:..
damn my bad short term memory
Usually when im baked and think I lose something, its right in my hand. I will panic for a couple of seconds, like "WHERE DID I LEAVE THAT??!" and then look down and realize im holding it. It happens way more then it should.
Sometime I completely lose my train of though too, right in the middle of a conversation. I end up looking like a retard, its kind of amusing to think about.
I hate losing something when I'm high. I remember when I got a few of my friends baked for their first time, we had decided to order pizza and everyone chipped in. We made one person hold onto the money. He ended up losing it, and we walked in circles searching for close to 20 minutes when he realized it was in his pocket.
lol Some nice replies. Gotta agree with all of you. It's bad enough losing stuff when your sober, but when your high...:D Fuck that, you are officially trippin'!!!
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Originally Posted by Orzy
That's so something that would happen to me, since I wear a hat most of the time.
But yeah, I know exactly what you guys mean.
Yea, but finding things when your stoned is a lotta fun.....
Like when u look in the dryer to find all that stuff u thought u lost...
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Hahah. Reminds me of my damn self! It happens to me even when IM sober too.
Lmao....happens all the time. I lose everything! It sucks when my cell battery is dead, and I misplace it somewhere in the house. I've never been good at plugging the thing in to charge. I just wait untill it's completely dead, and my hubby plugs it in:D
I have some sort of lighter thieveing disorder , if some one hands me a light when am stoned it'll go in me pocket !!
dude i hate it man! i know i lose it right when im the most blazed, so i wont remember where it is. or i trip out and think 'im gonna stash this where no one will find it.' only i cant find it either