Don't you just hate it when you're stoned and lose things?

[weedmaster]

Well i just rolled a joint and made myself another cofee then couldn't find the joint i just rolled, couldn't find it anywhere and couldn't understand it as i didn't move from the kitchen worktop, so i rolled another and have just found the other one, i had put it behind my ear, well at least i've got one ready for the drive to work.

weedmaster Reviewed by weedmaster on 09-03-2007. Don't you just hate it when you're stoned and lose things? Well i just rolled a joint and made myself another cofee then couldn't find the joint i just rolled, couldn't find it anywhere and couldn't understand it as i didn't move from the kitchen worktop, so i rolled another and have just found the other one, i had put it behind my ear, well at least i've got one ready for the drive to work. Rating: 5

[L Rag]

Fo show bro, especially when you're wearing a hoodie and a jacket and it seems like you have 500 pockets and you always think you've lost your weed or your lighter or your phone but its always in one of your pockets you've probably already checked haha.

[Orzy]

1"Guys.. guys, where is my god damn hat?"

2"... dude are you alright?"

1"no, I'm missing my fucking hat"

2"you're wearing it"

1"..."

[wil86]

I always lose stuff like lighters but it always turns out that i'm sitting on it. Haha

[TheDefiler]

I ALWAYS lose lighters! I think people just end up pocketing them all the time. I'm so sick of buying fucking lighters. Then my idiot cousin is sleeping when i get home from work and has my pipe locked in his room where him and his GF are sleeping, so i cant go in and get it. My lighter was in there too so i had to go to the local gas station and buy a lighter and i fashioned an aluminum can into a pipe and cut a carb in it. Now im fine......sorry about the rant.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

LOL, stoners ey. Tings like this make me lol, like when I look around for my lighter but can't see it, move from a really comfy position just to find it's in my hand! lol, whats that all about!

[Distortion]

losing stuff while high just straight up sucks

[FoSho]

I always manage to lose my cell while I'm stoned. And I always end up having to take EVERYTHING out of my bag only to find out it was in my friggin' pocket.

Sonofabitch stoner memory. :stoned:

[wil86]

Sometimes when i'm stoned i'll be looking for my grinder which is on the table in front of me, i look all around the table, dont see it, get pissed off, see it right in front of my face and laugh at myself.

Edit: This happens even when im not stoned lol

[DebuteMachine23]

I absolutly hate losing my wallet when I'm stoned. Everytime I lose it I always say "Alright, this is the LAST time I'm losing this!" And sure enough, I would lose it 2 days later.

Thankfully I havn't lost it in a while. And I don't plan on it either! "Keys, phone, wallet... " The lucky three words I always say before I leave to go anywhere.