yuck...

ALWAYS FOLLOW THE BEST IF USED BY DATE!


So i walk into my kitchen looking for something to munch on, and I come across a bag of salad. I really like salad, so I was pretty excited till I looked at the best if used by date and it said 8/05/07. So I figured that was about what 2 weeks ago, so it couldnt be that bad. Well come to find out when I bit down on, it was mushy, and yucky, and quit dissapointing.

So, I guess this was more of a rant than anything so... any one else ever have something like this happen?

No, but I feel for you man.. I wouldn't eat something that expired this or next month.

i will admit iv drank curdled milk one time. i was so out of my head and jsut thirsty i didnt even look at the gallon, i poured it downed it then was like hey AUNT sandy whats wrong with the milk then she says oh dont drink it i need to take it back.. OMG i almsot threw up.. but then i was like all well.. i didnt even get sick wow..

yeh I've had some bad experiences with spolied goods over the years. Most recent was I got a DR Pepper out of a soda machine that had a old date on it, I was like screw it the thing is sealed, and how can soda go bad. So I took a few swigs, THE SHIT WAS FLAT AS HELL.. (unintentional caps) then m throat kind of constricted a little bit, stomach started rumbling, and shat my brains out a hour or two later lol...

Another time my girl went out and got me a Nesquick years back, had a good date on it and everything. So per my usuall pratiuce I shook it up and chugged the thing. Half way through the bottle the taste of spoiled milk hit me, moments later I was puking and shitting my brains out for the rest of the night. Got all types of free shit in the mail from Nestle aftwards though lol

^mmm yogurt hahaha

Ive eaten old chips and pretzels. Not icky but terribly stale.

Oh right, I have eaten some expired chips. I just opened the bag a year or two after I bought them.

Ive let whole gallons of milk sit out and curdle, but Ive never drank it lmao

haha, never really happend to me but has happend with my friends infront of me a lot it looks really shitty when something like this happens

Some things are alright after the use by: date.

Obviously alot of things arnt.

Some bloke in England ate a can of 50 year old chicken without cooking it and he was fine, and he said it tasted good too.

Heres a rule, if its dusty, dont eat it

YES.......yes I have.......I was playing Madden on my computer against a human opponent online (I promise this isnt a rant about madden, I have to get into the game a little to tell the story)....When you play on line it keeps a permanent record of your wins and losses, so everyone takes it seriously, and the game is timed....you cant just get up and do whatever, because the other guy will call plays while you are sitting there doing nothing......OK

So, I have drank 5 out of my 6 Rolling Rock beers......my opponent scores a touchdown giving me like 10 seconds to run to the fridge while he kicks the extra point....(again sorry for all the football)....

I run to the fridge, grab my last beer, run back and sit down......Take the cap of, chug (without looking), then start spitting everywhere..........This fucking beer tasted like Pledge.....I looked at it, and it looked like it had POND SCUM growing in it with MUSHROOMS........the stuff inside had bubbled up (yes, bubbled) into the neck of the bottle......it looked like the shit you see in a stoner friend's dirty salt-water fish tank. It was so fucked.....It was the only time in my life I squeezed dish soap into my mouth welcomingly. I was gagging and puking in the sink. I wish I took a picture of the bottle, and of course everyone told me to sue them, which sounds like bullshit.

There are so many wacky factors into this story like, how did it happen to my 6th out of 6 bottles? How many times in your life do you chug a beer without so much as glancing at it? Apparently what happened is, that bottle was either not sealed all the way, exposed to light for a very long time, or both. The yeast turned into a mold monster, and I sucked it's dick basicly.

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

^hahahahahah omg omg thats fucking hilarious

should see me tell the story in person, i actually start gagging when I get to the part about me gagging from it just from thinking about it heh

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

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iv done that so many times... even with coke cans..

its disgustiingg

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

iv done that so many times... even with coke cans..

its disgustiingg

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yeah the aftertaste is KILLER, just gagged a second while typing aftertaste lol

This kind of reminds me of when I was in High School, some kids brought a can of tuna on board and let it sit in between a seat for like, a week and a half....I dont know why they did it....but rotten food makes me gag

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

This kind of reminds me of when I was in High School, some kids brought a can of tuna on board and let it sit in between a seat for like, a week and a half....I dont know why they did it....but rotten food makes me gag

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lol I remember someone putting a dead squirell in a empty locker lol

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

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Done that at a bar with what I thought was my beer bottle at a pool table, and it wasnt, because I wasnt ashing in my bottle.........

Done that with my father's coworkers dip beer can. Redneck assholes.......

Yes I have aids from these things.......

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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whoa, you win

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

lol I remember someone putting a dead squirell in a empty locker lol

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hahaha people used to put milk cartons in lockers and after a couple of months they would burst, spilling chocolate goo everywhere.

And the kids on the bus would have food fights with whatever anyone had left over from lunch and from whatever was in the garbage cans on the bus. I shit you not, some kid threw pudding past my head and ot landed on one side of the seat in front of me. And as punishment the driver left it there. By the end of the year it was all hard and shit.

And once I threw a gatorade bottle at one of the older kids and he thought another kid did it. So the olther kid threw a thing of elmers glue and hit him directly in the eye. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD. He was screaming and crying and rolling around....those were the days. Its not like I can pull that shit now.

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Originally Posted by Diary of a Madman

Done that with my father's coworkers dip beer can. Redneck assholes.......

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ohh god that shit sound sooooo bad

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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Your other? That sounds insane though, this is by far the worst one :(

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Originally Posted by BlAzInIt4:20

My other ate a sandwhich out of a trash can when she was homeless in the middle fo the dark and said it was covered with red ants. she said they were spicy and she didnt noticed until the sandwhich was almsot gone. She thought it was jsut alot of peper.. lmao she was crazy

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haha, few months back I was comig home from a bit of bar hopping in NYC, decided half way through the train ride home.. I GOTTA PISS!! So i jumped off the train at the next stop and found a dark street corner to take a piss on. Once I was done I was like, damn man, hungry. So I went to this sandwich spot ad ordered a wrap. So I am walking down the dark street inhaling the damn thing, once I get to the last few bites I realize, ohh shit I just ate a sheet of wax paper that the sandwich was wrapped in hahaha.. guess it didn't have a flakey pastry crust on it.....about an hour later I puked up a mass of white gunk and sandwich, was so nasty, but i was laughing the whole time

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Originally Posted by RedLocks

5 think the worste shit I have drank was an ash tray.. lol.. me and my wife used to have a habit of using a beer bottle that still has beer in it as an ashtray.. Then say, maybe next day I would be walking around with my beer, put it down for a second, then pick up the wrong one.. spit spitt sputter sputter gag gag cough spit gag

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Oh man, my cousin used to chew, and he was always drinking out of his spit cans.. :wtf: It never seemed to bother him though.

umm i came to my moms house after getting really stoned over at a friends house... and i was like looking for food... and i saw a pork chop on the counter, and a pot of brusel sprots on the stove... well... not thinking correctly... i didnt rember, that we had all been gone for a few days... and no one threw the left overs out from the dinner we had a few nights befor....

well the pork chops werent to bad....

and the brusscle sprots were preaty damn good... after you got past the fuzzy mold....