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Why dont I know what to say? Even now, working at a damn gas station and seeing TONS of women I still dont know how to pull dates. Also let me state that thanks to some queer site, I'm officialy 9.1 :D I have looks, confidence, a sense of humor and a huge heart. The only thing I dont have is tons of money and I'm not enough of an asshole, besides that, women should love me. What the hell am I doing wrong? Am I really supposed to be like "Hey, how YOU doin'?"...HELP:stoned:
Aah seriously most if not all the ones that people post here are just going to be cheesy ones that everyones heard and dont get you anywhere in this situation theres only one rule and its so simply.
Just Be Yourself :).
I mean you said it yourself you got the confidence sense of humour and everything so its not like you have a problem there, but then again that was according so some queer site haha what do you think about yourself personally?
To be honest I dont think infact I know work isnt really the place to be trying to flirt or get a girl because people just wont look at you that way really if your in work I dont think its pick up lines you need they're all cheesy lol you just have to wait for someone to come along that you really click with, hope that helped a bit :greenthumb:
Are you a clerk or a mechanic or what??
confidence mate... thats the secret.
oh yeah, and pick up lines are stupid.
I HOPE that wasnt supposed to be a pickup line LOL... jk :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
Too true.Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
hahah
LOL there is no such thing as a good pickup line....at least if the girl is sober. lol and until you develop some serious game don't try to get phone numbers while working at the pumps...flirt with em but don't expect too much more than a smile or a giggle.
Easiest place to meet girls are at parties and school.The most important thing is swagger and confidence. Be self assured in yourself, and cool out. Carry yourself with confidence and girls will always pick up on it (just dont be a cocky asshole). Work humor into conversation but don't try too hard to be funny, and for that matter don't try too hard to be cool or smooth or w/e.
Looks definitely help if you got em, but quite frankly they aren't necessary if you carry yourself properly.
pickup lines dont work, just be yourself and bes as comfortable as u can be...dont be desperate evn if u are, and dont be over confident either...but if i have a fav pickup line evn though i would never use it on a female...hey honey the word of the day is legs, would u like to help me spread the word
The only thing from that site is the "9.1" looks rating. All the other stuff is me.
I do appreciate your responses, but I think what would really help is if I could figure out SOMETHING to do differently in my approach. (which is next to non-existant!)
The best I've done recently, was today I got this chick who was buying Bacon from me at my gas station, to actually cook the bacon and bring some back for me! Problem was she got a man, and all I could think of was..."now it's time for me to give YOU the bacon;)"...I just dont think that would've gone over well!
"Hey babe wanna play massacre?... I'll lay on the ground and surrender and you can blow the hell out of me" ..
If you can get that one to work consider yourself the biggest pimp in the world
It was a disaster every time he had to deal with a clerk! So I taught him a simple trick. First notice if she has a bit of jewelry, a pretty blouse or whatever. Then you say "That's a nice _____. My wife/ sister/cousin's (NOT Mom for clothing- only jewelry) birthday is coming up soon and I'd like to get her one like it. Where'd you get it?"
So, you obviously won't be using "wife" since you guys are trying to pick her up, but by asking about getting a gift for a female relative, you have established yourself as a man with good fashion taste and a guy who treats women well! That's a pretty good start! ;) - Granny :hippy:
Good stuff!:)
just be completely nonchalant in your approach, laid back, calm and collective, make sure your not nervous, cause girls hate nervousness when you first approach them, it shows a sign of lack of confidence, and just make a comment, anything, the weather, tell her she's lookin beautiful, anything, and then get to the number.........and your good...make a couple jokes, tasteful jokes, and go straight for the #.......
^that was actually good advice.. lol
that and be yourself.
it's easy man. if she is single and you are her type, you are halfway there.
Alright, today I'm gonna practice flirting, so prepare to console my devastated ass when I get home tonight!:D Thanks again everyone!
PS: Higher4hockey; I couldnt pull that up...?(maybe its me?)
Pick up lines are stupid. There so forced and contrived. Just act like a normal human being. I like guys who are honest, straight to the point, dont play games, and let me know immediently what they are after. If he just comes up to me and is like, "Hey, my names ___. I was just wondering if you wanna hang out sometime. Maybe go to the museum". Id be more than happy to go with him. But if some loser comes up to me like hes some sort of "gangsta" and "playboy" then ill ignore them like they have the plauge.
I wish more girls were like u cause here tht totaly doesnt work. Here you have to play em and set em up and then real em in then after all that you can try to get to know em, and here the girls use pick up lines all the time too. But I agree the pick up line is lame unless its not a pick up line at all but into to the coversation. But any girl who can come up to me and tell me a line well she deservs a drink or a muffin or somethin.Quote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
Yeah dude I have some pretty good advice, never ever use pick up lines. The best thing you can say is, "hello, my name is (your name)" and start a conversation.
Are you going to eat that pickle?:)
No... Not that pickle!;)
Lots of good advice is being is in this thread. I'vve ha dto delte and retype sooo many times that I've stopped doin it. I'm so fdrunk. I love this site;. Good adivse on this thread fasho.
So yeah, Here I am, outside at work hosin some stuff down when a car FULL of girls pull up. I'm talkin to one for like five mins and right before I move in for the kill, I dropped the hose on its handle and soaked the two of us!:wtf:
....I'm such a loser:D
chron you are too cute. omg. the hose-soak test is a good one- if she takes it with good humor, she's worth dating...
Man, I just read this post, and what I will begin is some excellent advice. Then I will explain why this advice is valuable.
You need to get a better job. Gas attendant is not so good. Most girls do not want to say to each other, my bf works at pump n' go. Something with a bit more status is a move in a positive direction.
The two worst pickup lines, or introduction lines are the following two, and neither is better od worse than the other:
Would you like fries with that?
Regular or premium?
In a human behavior experiment, more than 1000 girls and women, from 18 to 30 were asked to rate photographs of men dressed different ways. Some of the men were in several pictures dressed different ways. The outfit and accessories were found to determine the mate "worthiness" of the photographed male.
The ones in gas pump uniforms, or fast food get-ups came in last. The picture, even of the not-so-spectacular guy came in way above even the 'hunks" dressed that way.
The most successful outfit was the navy blue blazer/sportcoat with a white button-up shirt, comfortable looking jeans, nice (not expensive, necessarily) metal watch, and a solid color tie (not so necessary).
You CAN BE this guy, without "selling out".
Give the man your pink slip.
Dank you very much Stinky, you're one of the only people that can really make ME smile over a computer!:D
Maik: I appreciate your words, but I'm only gonna be at that place till I get my license back, and return to the insurance buisness. Do to being 1 pt. over a breathtest, they took my license which has cost me roughly 70-75 k already this year in lost wages.:wtf:
^^That's a bitch man, but dont try getting numbers workin at a gag n go, cause it most likely wont happen, just wherever you are, at the mall, in the convenience, in a park, walkin down the street, driving by a cute girl, you know, anywhere, anytime, have yourself ready, and prepared..Girls are everywhere, you just gotta find the right ones, and it's not too hard......
if u were a booger id pick ud first.
works everytime ;p
^^ that's amazing. LOL
I don't know what's so wrong about a) getting numbers at your job and b) working at a gas station.
I always check boys out when I get gas.
BUT
How old are, hon?
I mean if you're anywhere between 18-25 it's not that bad, but obviously the older you get, the worse it is. Lol.
24 (...and I'm an Insurance agent again in another month or two!) ch-ching ch-ching:D
that's totally cool, hon. It's a temp. job so have fun!
Always dear, ALWAYS for I am the Cheeky one!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
I really must say that my life is more fun sometimes than an amusement park full of naked women!:jointsmile:
Dude your a genius and dont even know it that was perfect, you could have said come on in well get you dry or come on in well get those cloths off or you could have said ahh ssaorry you can get me wet now, you could have said damn Im sorry but your just to hott, or you could have said even the water knew your on fire, or youcould have said Im such a klutts can I dry you off, Or you could have said since were already wet?? Or you could have said ahhh i could go on all night but your doing good main and the girlys seem to like you so I dont think you have to worrie your on your way now just treat em rightQuote:
Originally Posted by Chronisseur
lol... yeah man that was a prime opportunity if she took it well...
huh as long as she didnt start slapping or cussing you out at first then pounce on that and get in that
I dunno what youre talkin about.... I can talk to and pick up girls no matter where I work, how Im dressed, how dirty I am... whatever.. Its just as easy if not easier than when Im all dressed and fresh.Quote:
Originally Posted by spliffstar22
grazi you are nuts
As soon as you stop trying you will succeed. Find contentment in life and live without the NEED for women, then you shall achieve your goal. Stop rationalizing and act, go out and experiance, keep trying til you get what you want, if one convienient store is closed and you want a lighter to burn a bowl, you're going to find one that's open. Stop thinking and just BE
Thats very good advice!Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
Grazi was kinda right too about it being easier to pick up girls from my job. I think alot of times women get intimidated by me when Im dressed nice, so I think it makes them feel more comfortable with me in dirty clothes!
Thank you all for your responses!
True.Quote:
Originally Posted by GraziLovesMary
WOW! :DPSTEVE, Thanks for the in depth analysis! I really just want to thank you for all the research and time you've spent developing such an analytical perspective. Truely ingenious!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by psteve
...now cerialistically, your a funny dude! Did you think this was the word association thread?:D
HAHAHAHA!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chronisseur
Ok, you want in depth? Here you go.
Pick up lines are a myth.
There's no such thing as a magic line that will 'make' women sleep with men.
It just doesn't exist.
If she sleeps with you after hearing your 'line', she was going to sleep with you anyway.
That said, there are things that can be said after you have met someone, had a conversation, and you are feeling the mutual attraction, to 'close the deal'.
Here is my best 'line'. I don't need it anymore...
At the end of the night, after a doobie or some drinks, when she says "I have to go home", you say calmly...
"you can sleep with me, if you want to".
This has worked for me more than any other phrase I have ever spoken.
What REALLY works?
#1, as has been said here many times, is confidence. You could be the biggest jerk in town, and if you are confident in being your jerky self, the opposite sex will be attracted to you. Period. I don't care if you are the guy who cleans the bathroom at the gas station. If you accept yourself for who you are, and OWN that bathroom, you will be more successful than the CEO who drives his Porche in to be filled, but isn't confident enough to "put the 'nozzle' in the 'tank', and 'pump it' himself".
#2, Humor. Laughter is an emotional release. Make her laugh and the door is open for further emotional responses.
#3, Respect. If you treat women as objects, you'll end up sleeping with objects.
WARNING!!!
Women who sleep with men because they liked a 'line' the guy used, instead of actual compatibility and attraction, have LOW SELF ESTEEM.
This condition is the emotional equivalent of an STD. Be careful, or you could end up with Crazy-Ex Syndrome, or a Stalker condition.
There are no condoms for your soul!!!
Is that enough 'depth' for you???