Any good pickup lines? (or advice)

[Chronisseur]

Why dont I know what to say? Even now, working at a damn gas station and seeing TONS of women I still dont know how to pull dates. Also let me state that thanks to some queer site, I'm officialy 9.1 I have looks, confidence, a sense of humor and a huge heart. The only thing I dont have is tons of money and I'm not enough of an asshole, besides that, women should love me. What the hell am I doing wrong? Am I really supposed to be like "Hey, how YOU doin'?"...HELP:stoned:

Chronisseur Reviewed by Chronisseur on 08-20-2007. Any good pickup lines? (or advice) Why dont I know what to say? Even now, working at a damn gas station and seeing TONS of women I still dont know how to pull dates. Also let me state that thanks to some queer site, I'm officialy 9.1 :D I have looks, confidence, a sense of humor and a huge heart. The only thing I dont have is tons of money and I'm not enough of an asshole, besides that, women should love me. What the hell am I doing wrong? Am I really supposed to be like "Hey, how YOU doin'?"...HELP:stoned: Rating: 5

[cannabis campbell]

Aah seriously most if not all the ones that people post here are just going to be cheesy ones that everyones heard and dont get you anywhere in this situation theres only one rule and its so simply.

Just Be Yourself .

I mean you said it yourself you got the confidence sense of humour and everything so its not like you have a problem there, but then again that was according so some queer site haha what do you think about yourself personally?

To be honest I dont think infact I know work isnt really the place to be trying to flirt or get a girl because people just wont look at you that way really if your in work I dont think its pick up lines you need they're all cheesy lol you just have to wait for someone to come along that you really click with, hope that helped a bit :greenthumb:

[MadSativa]

Are you a clerk or a mechanic or what??

[higher4hockey]

confidence mate... thats the secret.

oh yeah, and pick up lines are stupid.

[cannabis campbell]

Are you a clerk or a mechanic or what??

I HOPE that wasnt supposed to be a pickup line LOL... jk

confidence mate... thats the secret.

oh yeah, and pick up lines are stupid.

Too true.

[MadSativa]

hahah

[Lankan Lion]

LOL there is no such thing as a good pickup line....at least if the girl is sober. lol and until you develop some serious game don't try to get phone numbers while working at the pumps...flirt with em but don't expect too much more than a smile or a giggle.
Easiest place to meet girls are at parties and school.The most important thing is swagger and confidence. Be self assured in yourself, and cool out. Carry yourself with confidence and girls will always pick up on it (just dont be a cocky asshole). Work humor into conversation but don't try too hard to be funny, and for that matter don't try too hard to be cool or smooth or w/e.

Looks definitely help if you got em, but quite frankly they aren't necessary if you carry yourself properly.

[ganjzilla]

pickup lines dont work, just be yourself and bes as comfortable as u can be...dont be desperate evn if u are, and dont be over confident either...but if i have a fav pickup line evn though i would never use it on a female...hey honey the word of the day is legs, would u like to help me spread the word

[Chronisseur]

The only thing from that site is the "9.1" looks rating. All the other stuff is me.

I do appreciate your responses, but I think what would really help is if I could figure out SOMETHING to do differently in my approach. (which is next to non-existant!)
The best I've done recently, was today I got this chick who was buying Bacon from me at my gas station, to actually cook the bacon and bring some back for me! Problem was she got a man, and all I could think of was..."now it's time for me to give YOU the bacon"...I just dont think that would've gone over well!

[ghosty]

"Hey babe wanna play massacre?... I'll lay on the ground and surrender and you can blow the hell out of me" ..

If you can get that one to work consider yourself the biggest pimp in the world