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Id set up a department of stoners to overlook the proper marijuana distribution throughout the united states so everyone can get stoned as much as they want, and its not only legal, but encouraged. hahahahaha yeah Im pretty baked right now.
What would ya'll do if you were president?
"If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday."
If I was president I'd lower the government's involvement in peoples lives, I'd say that if your not harming anyone else then you can do whatever you like.
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.
Lol, beat you to it. Wyclef Jean is the shitQuote:
Originally Posted by RedLocks
id be prime minister:jointsmile:
uhh first legalize the green
secondly get me some munchies
then who the fuck cares? everyone will be stoned
Id be elected on friday
Assassinated on saturday
Buried on sunday
Hahahaha I like your answer the best so far. hahahaha yes everyone would be stoned and we'd all just chill and write things down.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0
ROFL... 3 identical posts within 3 minute period heh :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinn The Eskimo
I would just hope that everyone didn't turn into a lazy slob and give up on what they're doing. If that happened then the economy would turn to shit. So you do need to care.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0
If I was president I would legalize marijuana. You could go to the gas station and pick up a pack of Marlboro Green Thumbs.
with legal mj up here, tourism would be booming, tax money would bring up the economy, nothing bad would come from it. look at this site, are all of us lazy stoners? no, and those that are were probably lazy before they toked. so i think as cannacom, i should be your fearless leader:jointsmile:
I would bring back the constitution, get rid of the federal reserve, get rid of every unconstitutional law ever made (meaning i would make every drug legal), get religion out of our government, stop supporting Israel, get outta iraq, kick out every corrupt person i the white house, and make every hot girl in the world my first lady.
And make a preidential grow field just for me.
1. allow amnesty for immigrants from all countries.
2. legalize abortion.
3. legalize marijuana while carefully establishing a safe, unprivatized, unionized, accountable means of growing, distributing, and trade to legitimize a profitable business while providing stoners with safe, affordable, potent marijuana free from market and corporate manipulation, but still allowing small growing ops to continue under strict standards to eliminate a black market economy.
4. deprivatize the health care system while creating a means of free, legitimate standard health care for all citizens, employed or not
5. criminalize the ownership of any automatic weapon by citizens, regardless of its purpose
6. concentrate on renewable energy sources such as biodiesel, wood, ethanol, water, etc. and create an emissions standard for scooters and boats
7. eliminate most free trade agreements (NAFTA) by establishing fair trade policies to avoid corporate expliotations of workers across the globe and to save jobs
8. separate completely the church and state
9. eliminate the 'war on drugs' by concentrating on rebailitation and feasable prevention rather than punishment and propaganda and legalizing marijuana
10. avoid bipartisan politics by allowing third party primary election, criminalizing cash grants from corporate interests, covering the progress of third part movements in the media more often, and allowing the introduction of more third parties by reducing the required number of registrars
11. eliminating cap and trade emissions standards for power plants
12. raising the standards on foods imported and exported to ensure the quality of the finished product
13. hold corporations directly accountable
if i was president i think id be shot! so im good on that lol
also:
14. tax corporations on thier carbon to reduce pollution and dependence on fossil fuels
15. base tax on spending rather than income
Interesting thread!
Well you know this is going to be said first things first legalize cannabis.. cant think of anything else at the moment :stoned:
My first act as Prime Minister would be to declare myself Prime Minister for life (because there's no way Canada can go back to having some old corrupt fuck again after they've had the liberal me)...
my second act would be to officially and diplomatically tell the States to go fuck itself, and establish Canadian sovereignty. We've been deepthroating the southern nation's cock for too long.
if i was president, i will sue vice-president if he is pothead.
if i were president, i want to adopt a panda and kick its ass everyday.
if i were president i would kill myself cuz i would most likely drive the country to hell. All my ideas are good till im not stoned no more then they dont make sense.
Inauguration party!!!!
:S5::bigsmoke::joint1::bigsmoke::S5::joint1::S5: :bigsmoke:
canabis= we dont own you guys,and didnt the queen set you free??
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Originally Posted by Quinn The Eskimo
Bah, beat me to it
We're not officially American territory, no, but they have a lot of influence over us, most disturbingly the DEA's pressure that keeps us from revamping our drug laws.Quote:
Originally Posted by twoguysupnorth
i can imagine, there is lots not to like about our own govt. but still....
First thing I thought too...and since no one has embedded the vid yet....Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinn The Eskimo
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pq_3OheqzU[/YOUTUBE]
The Fog :rastasmoke:
I'd hang myself