My first act as Prime Minister would be to declare myself Prime Minister for life (because there's no way Canada can go back to having some old corrupt fuck again after they've had the liberal me)...

my second act would be to officially and diplomatically tell the States to go fuck itself, and establish Canadian sovereignty. We've been deepthroating the southern nation's cock for too long.
cannabis=freedom Reviewed by cannabis=freedom on . If I were President... Id set up a department of stoners to overlook the proper marijuana distribution throughout the united states so everyone can get stoned as much as they want, and its not only legal, but encouraged. hahahahaha yeah Im pretty baked right now. What would ya'll do if you were president? Rating: 5