Funny things you've done while high

Ok--so what are some funny things you've done while high? These are mainly stories from when I was younger.....after smoking for several years it doesn't have the same effect. :(

For me, I have tried to put my ashes out the car window while the window was rolled up--and then I kept checking through the night to make sure the window was still rolled down, and my friend kept laughing at me.

We also would drive around our town frequently, at night with the car lights off, not realizing they were off. And my friend would just happen to notice when we got 500 ft from her house.

I used to get speeding tickets and was stopped by a Highway Patrol with 3 of my friends in the car, going 70 in a 55, and we had a blunt on the dashboard that NO ONE bothered to remove, and he didn't even notice.

I wear contacts, and one came out one night, so I put it in my mouth to keep it moist. (not very sanitory, but I was high, 16, and didn't have any saline solution on me in the car we were riding in) We had got my friend's aunt to take us to Hardee's (as were we feeling the hunger effects) and when I got my chicken sandwich, I just ate it, and forgot that my contact was in my mouth. Then I didn't even think about it again until we were going to sleep, and we laughed for about an hour off of that.

Hahaha, you ate your own contact lens.

Hilarious, I have no funny high stories, except for dancing in the middle of the street one day.

There's tons...but one that comes to mind was somehow cashing the kicked bowl...I blew it all into my face....I flipped out...I was flalling like Kramer.

A couple weekends ago...me and my friends were blazing at a camp fire....
and we're trying to get the lighter to keep smoking....but no one can find it....I yell and bitch and complain for 10 straight minutes on how they're retarded for losing the lighter

"How the FUCK could you lose the lighter"

It was in my hand the whole time....

Me and my friend were riding in my car after blazing headed to this girls house. I was driving and he was in the passenger seat. We had a Ziploc bag that we had our bud in it but we finished all of it. My friend decides he's gonna throw it out the window so I roll down his window from the driver controls. I only rolled it down 1/2 way or so though and he thought i had rolled it down all the way. He goes to throw the bag out the window as hard as he can and slams his elbow into the window hard enough to create a hairline fracture in his forearm. That was a hard one to explain to the parents when his arm swelled up haha. :thumbsup:

Something else I thought of.........

While in High School, we always got out early once a month for a teacher workshop, and we would go get high. Two of my friends and I went to my house, my dad smoked (and my other 2 sisters and I would at times "help ourselves" to his supply, and since there were 3 of us, he couldn't pin it on any individual, we all denied it) and we were smoking out of a pipe there. My friend had fake nails and caught her nail on fire.

A friend and I asked this guy (we knew him from school) for a ride to Taco Bell after we had smoked, and when we got there, we told him we didn't have any money and he would have to buy our food. :) Then when we went in, I fell going to the bathroom. (bad karma, lol)

First time I hit a bong me and my buddies went inside to make popcorn. It wasnt the microwave popcorn but the air popped stuff. They grabbed two huge bowls and made a fuck load of popcorn. I grabbed what had to be the smallest plate (yes a plate) and put maybe 15 pieces of popcorn on it. I also wanted to butter the popcorn but I didn't know how so I spread butter on the popcorn with a knife and put it in the microwave. Let's just say I smoked myself stupid that night lol.

Put a frog in a microwave!

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Originally Posted by Kierz

Put a frog in a microwave!

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That's cool.....

:mad:

What the fuck?

i was smokin wit my boys and i was sooo fucked up that when he passed me the blunt, i pulled from the lit end and burnt myself...they thought it was hilarious..and i jus kept yellin at him for passin me the blunt the wrong way...it was funny as shit

me and 3 of our friends were at this guys house and we usually smoke in his backyard and hes got a pool and after we smoked all of the weed i was eating boxes of girl scout cookies and one of my friends throws them in the pool and i went in after them but i was so lazy from the weed i wouldnt swim right and started freaking out untill i found out i was in three feet of water

and another we were smoking with this black guy and his rottwieller and the black was bragging about how high his dog gets and how funny it is and he leaned down and blow smoke into the dogs face and his dog bit the shit outa him

One time some friends and I had just got done boxing my friend's car, and we start it and drive off. We had been using a frisbee as an ash tray. We started to get money together to go buy more, and had like 40 bucks, that my friend had set on the frisbee. Then he just rolled down the window and dumped the money out. I was watching the whole time, and it was one of those moments (like a car accident) that you watch and know what's going to happen the whole time but don't say anything. I was like WTF dude you just threw the money out the window on the highway! And then we all laughed for like an hour.

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Originally Posted by Bear Grylls

One time some friends and I had just got done boxing my friend's car, and we start it and drive off. We had been using a frisbee as an ash tray. We started to get money together to go buy more, and had like 40 bucks, that my friend had set on the frisbee. Then he just rolled down the window and dumped the money out. I was watching the whole time, and it was one of those moments (like a car accident) that you watch and know what's going to happen the whole time but don't say anything. I was like WTF dude you just threw the money out the window on the highway! And then we all laughed for like an hour.

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HOLY SHIT!

My friend driving spitting out the window after a bowl......swerves into the lane over.....the car on the other side....kinda swerves out of the way ahead of us. And that same time......he stopped at a red light a couple carlengths ahead of the stop..with a lot of cars behind us.

That same kid and I were really high in UNO's Bar and Grill.....We wound up getting a small table in a crowded bar area....

Waitress is talking to us...and as she looks at him...he tries taking a sip of his coke but instead misses his mouth and makes a mess.

There was a saxophone player who owed me money and refused to pay.
I went to one of his gigs, and every time he stepped up for a solo,
I'd spray him in the face with a water pistol.

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Originally Posted by psteve

There was a saxophone player who owed me money and refused to pay.
I went to one of his gigs, and every time he stepped up for a solo,
I'd spray him in the face with a water pistol.

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HAHAHA!

He payed me before the second set.

Once at a cannabis protest, the police started doing military style marching maneuvers, trying to impress or scare somebody I guess.
I was in charge of the P.A., so I put on the The Liberty Bell March by John Philip Sousa (aka theme from Monty Python), and announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen!
Please welcome... the Dancing Policemen!"

HAHAHA!

I went through a drive-thru window and ordered a "Big 'n' Nasty", instead of a "Big 'n' Tasty".

When i was in high school me and a friend ditched a class to go smoke a few bowls out of his bong, we went back to school and went to lunch. the lunch lady asked for his lunch number and he said fries. when she asked him again we both laughed so hard that everyone in the line was looking at us

It was churchnight for mee... earlier that day i had done some dex.m and about an hour before leaving for church i smoked a bown out of my homemade piece....................

i was sooo. dancy at church. i had went to he bathroom.... and started oppin around.., baaa chik a waa waa ...... then the door started to open so i stopped.real fast. and scted like i was pulling my socks back up my legs.. washed hands and left... i was sooo fuckin b-lazed\\\

then after i got home i put hy head phones on and blared iron maiden.................

Every saturday for me is jammed with these sorts of moments.. its glorious :D

Maybe i'll write a book someday...

These are really funny..........makes me not feel so bad.

Two more

Two friends and I were eating in a restaurant after smoking, and my friend ordered a chicken sandwich, and asked the waitress "does it have any meat?" She meant to ask if it had bones, but said meat instead, and then we all cracked up and the waitress was looking at us like we were crazy.

I have also sat through a red light cycle, has anyone else done this? You know, the light is red, and then you catch a glimpse of green, but you didn't go, then it is red again. We also laughed about that, but I don't think the cars behind us found any amusement. (but they didn't beep at us either)

Hahahhahahaha, best stoner stories, illbejustfine!

Incidentally, my name's Brett and I also smoke with my cousin a lot....

Weird.

Haha. I ditched school and smoked a few bowls out of a clay pipe. I had ceramics 1st period. We made it in that class. It was WET clay but still smoked well. When we were done my friend "sasquatch" (he's 6 foot 6) threw it at a brick wall and it stuck to the wall! Anyway we walked back to school at lunchtime and it wasnt my lunch period because there are 2. anyway so i dont have a class until another 45 minutes but i have nothin to do. so i meet up witha friend and he tells me to chill in the bathroom and wait. so i go in the bathroom before lunch is over and i go into the stall and im listenin and some people are havin sex in the stall next to me. lol anyway i just chilled in there till my next class and listened to music. I was listenin to some KMK and Kingspade.

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Originally Posted by GonzoForever

There's tons...but one that comes to mind was somehow cashing the kicked bowl...I blew it all into my face....I flipped out...I was flalling like Kramer.

A couple weekends ago...me and my friends were blazing at a camp fire....
and we're trying to get the lighter to keep smoking....but no one can find it....I yell and bitch and complain for 10 straight minutes on how they're retarded for losing the lighter

"How the FUCK could you lose the lighter"

It was in my hand the whole time....

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lol man i def feel ya on that it happens to me alot

I took a drink of rubbing alcohol, thinking it was a soda. I had it in my mouth knowing it was rubbing alcohol, but i was so baked I swallowed it not wanting to spit that crap out on a carpet i just bought. . . . .it was terrible. . .:stoned:

good damn thread :rastasmoke:

I have three to tellâ?¦

Story 1:

My friend and I (I was driving) were driving down the road smoking a blunt of haze. The car is fish bowled and weâ??re getting to the end of the b, and I tell him to look in my console to grab the roach clips. In the process of finding the roach clips, he drops the blunt between my seat and the consoleâ?¦ I pull over so he could get out and find the roach. Without thinking or taking the clips off his lap, he jumps out in a frantic search for the smoldering bluntâ?¦ well he finds the blunt and loses the clipsâ?¦ we laughed about it the entire ride home.

Story 2:

My friend was driving and I was in the passengers seat. We have nearly ¾ of a blunt when I go to ash it out the window (dumb cavaliers engineers donâ??t put ashtrays in their rides) and he hitâ??s a bump. There goes the blunt sailing out the windowâ?¦ I have him come to a screeching halt. I get out of the car and I can see the smoking blunt in the road. All of a sudden, my worst nightmare comes around the cornerâ?¦ a white SUVâ?¦ out of all the road it could have driven on it somehow manages to hit the blunt with itâ??s front right tire! What are the odds?! Long story shortâ?¦ it was the first blunt I smoked that resembled a brown credit card.

Story 3:

I was blazing with the same friend that I mentioned in story 2. We were going down a back road by my place. We were a bowl and a half deepâ?¦ when something made me look to my rightâ?¦ it was a man sitting at a picnic table playing with a 3 foot chimp! I thought I was tripping. I asked my friend, â??did you see that?â?� He replied, â??see what?â?�, I said, â??there was a man playing with a monkey back there!â?� He refused to believe it. I nearly locked the breaks and pulled a u-turn like youâ??d see in an action movieâ?¦ sure enough the guy was still out there with that chimp! We laughed about that shit the rest of the cruise. To this day we still talk about the Monkey Man.

Im not even blazed and I can't stop laughin from illbejustfines stories.

my friend was smoking out of a shotgun barrel and I pulled the trigger. just kidding um let me think ooh I drank the bong water before