Funny things you've done while high

[ceecee79]

Ok--so what are some funny things you've done while high? These are mainly stories from when I was younger.....after smoking for several years it doesn't have the same effect.

For me, I have tried to put my ashes out the car window while the window was rolled up--and then I kept checking through the night to make sure the window was still rolled down, and my friend kept laughing at me.

We also would drive around our town frequently, at night with the car lights off, not realizing they were off. And my friend would just happen to notice when we got 500 ft from her house.

I used to get speeding tickets and was stopped by a Highway Patrol with 3 of my friends in the car, going 70 in a 55, and we had a blunt on the dashboard that NO ONE bothered to remove, and he didn't even notice.

I wear contacts, and one came out one night, so I put it in my mouth to keep it moist. (not very sanitory, but I was high, 16, and didn't have any saline solution on me in the car we were riding in) We had got my friend's aunt to take us to Hardee's (as were we feeling the hunger effects) and when I got my chicken sandwich, I just ate it, and forgot that my contact was in my mouth. Then I didn't even think about it again until we were going to sleep, and we laughed for about an hour off of that.

ceecee79 Reviewed by ceecee79 on 07-01-2007. Funny things you've done while high Ok--so what are some funny things you've done while high? These are mainly stories from when I was younger.....after smoking for several years it doesn't have the same effect. :( For me, I have tried to put my ashes out the car window while the window was rolled up--and then I kept checking through the night to make sure the window was still rolled down, and my friend kept laughing at me. We also would drive around our town frequently, at night with the car lights off, not realizing Rating: 5

[Samwhore]

Hahaha, you ate your own contact lens.

Hilarious, I have no funny high stories, except for dancing in the middle of the street one day.

[GonzoForever]

There's tons...but one that comes to mind was somehow cashing the kicked bowl...I blew it all into my face....I flipped out...I was flalling like Kramer.

A couple weekends ago...me and my friends were blazing at a camp fire....
and we're trying to get the lighter to keep smoking....but no one can find it....I yell and bitch and complain for 10 straight minutes on how they're retarded for losing the lighter

"How the FUCK could you lose the lighter"

It was in my hand the whole time....

[Zoltan]

Me and my friend were riding in my car after blazing headed to this girls house. I was driving and he was in the passenger seat. We had a Ziploc bag that we had our bud in it but we finished all of it. My friend decides he's gonna throw it out the window so I roll down his window from the driver controls. I only rolled it down 1/2 way or so though and he thought i had rolled it down all the way. He goes to throw the bag out the window as hard as he can and slams his elbow into the window hard enough to create a hairline fracture in his forearm. That was a hard one to explain to the parents when his arm swelled up haha. :thumbsup:

[ceecee79]

Something else I thought of.........

While in High School, we always got out early once a month for a teacher workshop, and we would go get high. Two of my friends and I went to my house, my dad smoked (and my other 2 sisters and I would at times "help ourselves" to his supply, and since there were 3 of us, he couldn't pin it on any individual, we all denied it) and we were smoking out of a pipe there. My friend had fake nails and caught her nail on fire.

A friend and I asked this guy (we knew him from school) for a ride to Taco Bell after we had smoked, and when we got there, we told him we didn't have any money and he would have to buy our food. Then when we went in, I fell going to the bathroom. (bad karma, lol)

[Ears13]

First time I hit a bong me and my buddies went inside to make popcorn. It wasnt the microwave popcorn but the air popped stuff. They grabbed two huge bowls and made a fuck load of popcorn. I grabbed what had to be the smallest plate (yes a plate) and put maybe 15 pieces of popcorn on it. I also wanted to butter the popcorn but I didn't know how so I spread butter on the popcorn with a knife and put it in the microwave. Let's just say I smoked myself stupid that night lol.

[Kierz]

Put a frog in a microwave!

[GonzoForever]

Put a frog in a microwave!

That's cool.....



What the fuck?

[SmKeitTillItzALLgone]

i was smokin wit my boys and i was sooo fucked up that when he passed me the blunt, i pulled from the lit end and burnt myself...they thought it was hilarious..and i jus kept yellin at him for passin me the blunt the wrong way...it was funny as shit

[Quincyboy]

me and 3 of our friends were at this guys house and we usually smoke in his backyard and hes got a pool and after we smoked all of the weed i was eating boxes of girl scout cookies and one of my friends throws them in the pool and i went in after them but i was so lazy from the weed i wouldnt swim right and started freaking out untill i found out i was in three feet of water

and another we were smoking with this black guy and his rottwieller and the black was bragging about how high his dog gets and how funny it is and he leaned down and blow smoke into the dogs face and his dog bit the shit outa him