If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

Dog for me, closest thing to human lol.

i unnow probably a unicorn or whatever

Why a unicorn?

Chimpanzee is actually...


I'd be a shark, Tiger Shark to be specific.

Eagle.

...what do u mean why a unicorn... why the fuck not a unicorn man... u fuckin against animals with horns? are me and my Narwhal homies gonna have to fuck u up?

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Actually a monkey is the closest thing to a human

How ever, I'd prefer to be a big tropical bird somewhere on an awesome island

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Lol yeah i thought about that but dogs live the clostst life to a human in a nice warm house unlike monkeys or whatever that have to live in the jungle.

I would come back as a spider mite.
And eat all of your plants!!! :eat:

a cat... so i can murder old ladys and eat them... or not. a cat cus then i get to spend my whole day lying around doing fuck all cept eat, sleep, shit and sit on people (cus people dont get to sit on cats!)

a crow

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a crow

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why would anyone want to be a crow? lol

...I would come back as a female Lesbian Dinosaur....Lickalotapus...:wtf:...

a Great White shark GWS cruise around the ocean all day and eat furbags (seals)

:eek:!

a tiger

I'd like to be a monkey or a panda...beating people up with bamboo sticks

A human. I love all the funky advanced cognitive functions we have.

Slug

A monkey, so I could be captured and used for tests with Cannabis.

LOL good one! ^

I'd be a centaur biatches!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm centaur....

Koala Bear. Those dudes are so stoned, from morning 'til night, on eucalyptus leaves. Other than that, probably a dog. Good chance my owner watches American football, and I may even end up doing those porns that have women having sex with me.

It's not beastiality. It's inter-species erotica.

I'd be somebodys pampered pussy cat that gets spoiled rotten
or I'd be somebodys spoiled and pampered puppy dog.

If all else fails, I'd love to be a big beautiful bird in the rainforest.
Providing there still is a rainforest. :(

:bigsmoke:

A sasquatch so no one can ever find me...

I'd be....one of those fish..you know...the ones all the way down in the darkest parts of the ocean

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A sasquatch so no one can ever find me...

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lol, skink would be the bigfoot smoking a doobie. :jumphappy:

w/e when i come back as a unicorn ima laugh at all ur faggy animal reincarnations...

I'd be a falcon or a koala, so I could sit around all day and get stoned off of eucalyptus leaves lol.

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lol, skink would be the bigfoot smoking a doobie. :jumphappy:

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Yeah,,, nobody wood find my stash either...

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Originally Posted by cannabis campbell

why would anyone want to be a crow? lol

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Maybe he knows how feels like being a crow...

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm centaur....

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Damn... i tought a LOT of things i could do with one centaur like this... Could write some more chapters to Kama-sutra... ;)

A wolf:cool:

Id be a dog, the type to protect the yard

:pimp:

lol i remember those fuckin fish from the crazy animal books i had when i was little...

Seriously though where are my unicorn people at?

yeah i agree...a dog. cause i dig them.

A crocodile. Then I could eat everyone that pissed me off and not get in trouble for it. If you try to hunt me down I'm eating your ass too!:rastasmoke:

An anteater.

So I can take bigger hits. I'd suck all the weed-smoke out of an entire burning field.

Owl

Wise and can fly

something really really deep under the sea, that noone knows about. something amazing. deep sea life.

A goat. I'd find a stream and just watch myself eat all day, cause it don't matter how many times i see a goat chew it's food it just cracks me up.