If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why

[cannabis campbell]

Dog for me, closest thing to human lol.

cannabis campbell Reviewed by cannabis campbell on 06-22-2007. If you died and came back as an animal what would it be and why Dog for me, closest thing to human lol. Rating: 5

[Thepossumdance]

i unnow probably a unicorn or whatever

[cannabis campbell]

Why a unicorn?

[bucknuts1870]

Chimpanzee is actually...


I'd be a shark, Tiger Shark to be specific.

[Spoken Word]

Eagle.

[Thepossumdance]

...what do u mean why a unicorn... why the fuck not a unicorn man... u fuckin against animals with horns? are me and my Narwhal homies gonna have to fuck u up?

[cannabis campbell]

Actually a monkey is the closest thing to a human

How ever, I'd prefer to be a big tropical bird somewhere on an awesome island

Lol yeah i thought about that but dogs live the clostst life to a human in a nice warm house unlike monkeys or whatever that have to live in the jungle.

[Runaway Jim]

I would come back as a spider mite.
And eat all of your plants!!! :eat:

[Edd.roadrunner]

a cat... so i can murder old ladys and eat them... or not. a cat cus then i get to spend my whole day lying around doing fuck all cept eat, sleep, shit and sit on people (cus people dont get to sit on cats!)

[geonagual]

a crow