AbovetheInfluence Story

Every now and then a focus group calls me and I get to go to an office answer some questions, get free food and go home with 75-100$. the questions are usually about somthing involving advertising and what appaeals to me (teenanger).

So one day me and my friend who is also in their database get called up. We arrive only to realize that we are going to get questioned on how much a AboveTheInfluence website prototype appeals to us! Of course me and my friend had toked before we arrived making it even more ironic. As we get into the main room I immedatly pointed out to my friend the gaint two way mirror witch they failed to tell us about until half way through their presentation.

For the actual questioning they would show us a part of their website on a big projector and ask us weather we liked it and why. Usually they asked us about formats and page desines. I almost always replied that they were making it look way to trendy and wanna-be-cool-teen, witch since their trying to make it appeal to teens and play on their insicurities, did't help them at all. One thing thats noticable is that during their presentation they had a "ask doc" page in witch you could email "doc" about any drug questions you had. when they asked me and my friend if we thought we would use it, I told them only if they could show some type of certification that i was emailing sombody actually knowledgeable. Of course now that the website is up its nowhere to be found. after about an hour and half of me an my friend stifiling our giggles we were sent on our way with 75$ cash and free pizza.

I posted this beacuse I just now relaized that the current aboveTheInfluence website is the one that was presented to us.
check out all their bullshit
AboveTheInfluence.com | AboveTheInfluence.com
I highly suggest smoking a fat bowl and watching "stoners in the mist"
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Stoners in the Mist kicks ass...


makes me wanna listen to Guerrillas In The Mist by Da Lench Mob :thumbsup:

dude. come on. you should have just said "well im stoned, so not very much"

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

Stoners in the Mist kicks ass...


makes me wanna listen to Guerrillas In The Mist by Da Lench Mob :thumbsup:

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LOL! Fucking stoners in the mist is so fucking amazingly hilarious. I don't get how they can say such bullshit. But when y ou are high, that shit is REALLY funny.

haha...stoners in the mist has to have been made for the purpose of watching stoned.

wow, that was so stupid how much fukin bullshit they made up, its pretty sad and pathetic that they have to make so much shit up, fukin morons have animals and i think the last 1 was a fukin alien, in the middle of the road of course u fukin run overthat , lol, and the kids eyes werent even red , dum prep kids wearing makeup trying to act high, if i was in there place i would have robbed the old guy the second the fuker broke into my basement lol.

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

Stoners in the Mist kicks ass...


makes me wanna listen to Guerrillas In The Mist by Da Lench Mob :thumbsup:

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hit him with a coconut, stab him in the gut, push him out of the tree he falls right on his nuts!! LOL

edit:: yo that shit is making me laugh, I think those are lyrics I can't ever forget for some reason lol

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Originally Posted by sefi

wow, that was so stupid how much fukin bullshit they made up, its pretty sad and pathetic that they have to make so much shit up, fukin morons have animals and i think the last 1 was a fukin alien, in the middle of the road of course u fukin run overthat , lol, and the kids eyes werent even red , dum prep kids wearing makeup trying to act high, if i was in there place i would have robbed the old guy the second the fuker broke into my basement lol.

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Haha i'm with you, man. Not only rob the old fuck, but beat him to the ground! Fucker walkin' into my house like that...

kids that want to smoke are going to smoke, i remember i wanted to for quite awhile before i did, and im sure everyone else is close to the same way

i hate stereo types. but unfortunately its what the majority of you morons base all of your opinions about people on.


and by you morons i mean everyone

That dog ad was lame... I like the mouse over pics tho...

I hope that $75 went towards some dank.

lmao 12 hours, 72 hours on the sofa LOL, im not even high and that was funny as shit. "proper hygien" WTF?? o ya and if i saw a alien in the middle of the road i woulda run that bitch over too for stealing my girlfriend from the last commercial!!!!!!!! YOU ALIEN MUTHAFUKERsssss!!!!!!

Dude, I really wish I could get as high as would be needed for any of that shit to be close to true.

I'm not high and i busted out laughing the whole thing.

fuck above the influence, man
you know what they say, arnold layne, that guys got some strange hobbies..

stoners in the mist is the illest shit ever! hahahaha

Hahaha you know the commercial they show with the burning joint at the end?

That shit just make me first, laugh at the commercial and then at the end... roll a fattie....

It really pissed me off when I read their alleged "facts" about marijuana...particularly how regular users have an impaired ability to communicate and relate to others.

I'd like to see some sources to back this one up....oh yes, that's right: www.absolutebullshittouseforrepression.com.

I also hate how they wrote that there are so many chemicals in marijuana....there are just as many chemicals in any plant!! Also, there are far less in tobacco.

Shouldn't there be some kind of law against printing false, unverifiable propaganda for the purposes of stopping teenagers from inhaling a beautiful plant and achieving profound new levels of awareness?

I totally agree with teens not using marijuana, as its something that should be for adults only, but I don't think that lying is the way to convince them of this. That site is chock full of lie after lie.

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Originally Posted by dejayou30

I totally agree with teens not using marijuana, as its something that should be for adults only.

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disagree 100%

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Originally Posted by dejayou30

I totally agree with teens not using marijuana, as its something that should be for adults only

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That's fucking bullshit. When you're young is the time to have fun before it's too late and you have to be responsible. What better way to have relatively harmless fun than toking some herb?

So, by your logic, one day before a person's 18th birthday they are too young to smoke weed, but at the stroke of midnight on their 18th birthday a magical light goes on that makes them ready....of course not. It's all subjective. Some people can handle weed at 16, and some people can't handle it at 30.