How do your sex dreams go?

Was just thinking and all, I get diddly squat when it comes to sex dreams. I mean I never have good dreams as is, but I rarely have sex dreams and when I do they never work out. They're always just really awkward with constant interuptions, or my partner suddenly changing her mind, or a million little distractions stopping it from all out happening. Seriously, I've never had a single sex dream work out that just results in all-out enjoyable sex. lol, and actually I've never even had a "wet dream" happen to me, even though they supposedly happen to everyone.

So is anybody luckier than I?

I have constant daydreams about sex, it's like a porno in my head.

I've yet to have a dream where I actually stick it to her. It always, ALWAYS ends right before I penetrate. lol

I was dreaming a week ago about how square my sexlife was then woke up in a cone shaped pool of what seemed to be white sperms... as I shaved I noticed this strange looking thing in my mirror,,,It was all bliss from then on... I dream of getting Coneholed every night now... Last night I was in a Penny Arcade and the change girl coned me on the skeeball game,,,it was like conetastic...

errrr.. i've had sex dreams alot lol.. and yes mrdevious all that distraction stuff happens to me too, like i wanna fuck this girl so bad but somehow we just never end up doing it cause of "soooooomething" happening and i wake up and im like noooooooooo lol.. and haha yeah i've had a wet dream before, it kinda sucks lmao.. once i was taking a piss like in a bathroom in one of my dreams, and i actually pissed myself in real life when i woke up :o lmao, guess that's what i get for bein a lazy bastard and not taking a piss before i went to sleep :P lol

Ive had some CRAZY sex dreams,
they're usually about girls though
and dildos.
No, I'm not kidding.
I like to perform oral sex in my dreams (/RL) on other girls.
Sometimes, if I haven't gotten laid in a while,
I'll dream about my boyfriend doing me, too.
I pretty much just dream about girls though.
I've gotten off in my dreams,
which is funny 'cause I'll usually wake up with my hand between my legs
Oops!

Ha, I can never get off in my dreams either. Ill be dreaming bout giving it to a girl and its all going great and then I wake up...LOL WTF. And the girl is always cloudy, like I never can identify her lol. Thats when I actually had sex dreams(its been years sence ive even had a dream)

For about a month I would have dirty dreams at night and I would be so horny id have to get off before i went back to sleep...then it stopped

^^i am going to have dreams about the post above me... haha

i have had dreams about having sex with a guy in the middle of walmart once.. lol
ive also had several dreams about girls.. :o

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

I've yet to have a dream where I actually stick it to her. It always, ALWAYS ends right before I penetrate. lol

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Haha, that's a classic. Yeah, there's always the odd one where it works out, but my stupid brain wakes me up because it can't let me be happy!:mad:


I have had a few orgasms in dreams when I was a younger teenager, just from prolonged arousal not any real success, but I never woke up to any sticky surprises thankfully lol.

haha im wierd when i have a wet dream i ll just kiss a bitch and cum...its so wierd but funny!

I've never had a wet dream, but I've had sex dreams, and there usually w/ chicks that I know I'll never have a chance with in real life. Pretty sweet lol

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

Ive had some CRAZY sex dreams,
they're usually about girls though
and dildos.
No, I'm not kidding.
I like to perform oral sex in my dreams (/RL) on other girls.
Sometimes, if I haven't gotten laid in a while,
I'll dream about my boyfriend doing me, too.
I pretty much just dream about girls though.
I've gotten off in my dreams,
which is funny 'cause I'll usually wake up with my hand between my legs
Oops!

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hehehe.. i know how you feel.. besides the whole boyfriend part lol...:stoned:

I only have daydreams about sex never at night ... I do however have a lot of dreams that I am pregnant ... like 9months with a big belly, kinda wierd.

NOT UH i dream the same shit and it trips me out and the thing that makes me trip the hardest is that when i wake up im expecting to see that huge belly.. its weird.. and im totally in love with the fact that im pregnant in my dreams.. kinda creeps me out..


:stoned:

^^Wierddd I too like the thought of it when i wake up, probably means something ...

Oh my goodness. I had a dream four nights ago about one of my sexiest professors back in undergraduate school, Dr. Wells. He was hot and sexy and amazing in real life. And in this dream it was no different. Started with kissing and then ended horizontal (and satisfied x2). I guess I won't go into further details here, but it was a very pleasant dream. I tend to have those sorts of dreams about very smart, hot men. Had a professor semester before last who I kept hoping I'd have such a dream about but haven't yet.

My husband said I was groaning in my sleep the other night with the Dr. Wells dream. Fortunately, Dave knows how the unconscious mind works and is happy to help me work off that energy when I wake up. We're open enough with each other to be able to share that stuff. It was an amazing dream. In real life, Dr. Wells is probably now long retired and pushing the edge of being a senior citizen these days. Dave Byrd is still very much in his prime. . . .

I hate to admit it...but last night I had a dream I hooked up with Dustin Diamond...yes Screech...I think its cuz' ive been watching celebrity fit club and he's on it....*shivers* I think he's funny tho...

I never have sex dreams :(

I dont dream - either that or i dont remember them.

No sex dreams for me.