How do your sex dreams go?

[mrdevious]

Was just thinking and all, I get diddly squat when it comes to sex dreams. I mean I never have good dreams as is, but I rarely have sex dreams and when I do they never work out. They're always just really awkward with constant interuptions, or my partner suddenly changing her mind, or a million little distractions stopping it from all out happening. Seriously, I've never had a single sex dream work out that just results in all-out enjoyable sex. lol, and actually I've never even had a "wet dream" happen to me, even though they supposedly happen to everyone.

So is anybody luckier than I?

mrdevious Reviewed by mrdevious on 05-31-2007. How do your sex dreams go? Was just thinking and all, I get diddly squat when it comes to sex dreams. I mean I never have good dreams as is, but I rarely have sex dreams and when I do they never work out. They're always just really awkward with constant interuptions, or my partner suddenly changing her mind, or a million little distractions stopping it from all out happening. Seriously, I've never had a single sex dream work out that just results in all-out enjoyable sex. lol, and actually I've never even had a "wet Rating: 5

[thcbongman]

I have constant daydreams about sex, it's like a porno in my head.

[couch-potato]

I've yet to have a dream where I actually stick it to her. It always, ALWAYS ends right before I penetrate. lol

[Skink]

I was dreaming a week ago about how square my sexlife was then woke up in a cone shaped pool of what seemed to be white sperms... as I shaved I noticed this strange looking thing in my mirror,,,It was all bliss from then on... I dream of getting Coneholed every night now... Last night I was in a Penny Arcade and the change girl coned me on the skeeball game,,,it was like conetastic...

[thNk.m0rbid]

errrr.. i've had sex dreams alot lol.. and yes mrdevious all that distraction stuff happens to me too, like i wanna fuck this girl so bad but somehow we just never end up doing it cause of "soooooomething" happening and i wake up and im like noooooooooo lol.. and haha yeah i've had a wet dream before, it kinda sucks lmao.. once i was taking a piss like in a bathroom in one of my dreams, and i actually pissed myself in real life when i woke up lmao, guess that's what i get for bein a lazy bastard and not taking a piss before i went to sleep :P lol

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ive had some CRAZY sex dreams,
they're usually about girls though
and dildos.
No, I'm not kidding.
I like to perform oral sex in my dreams (/RL) on other girls.
Sometimes, if I haven't gotten laid in a while,
I'll dream about my boyfriend doing me, too.
I pretty much just dream about girls though.
I've gotten off in my dreams,
which is funny 'cause I'll usually wake up with my hand between my legs
Oops!

[Trip06]

Ha, I can never get off in my dreams either. Ill be dreaming bout giving it to a girl and its all going great and then I wake up...LOL WTF. And the girl is always cloudy, like I never can identify her lol. Thats when I actually had sex dreams(its been years sence ive even had a dream)

[rebgirl420]

For about a month I would have dirty dreams at night and I would be so horny id have to get off before i went back to sleep...then it stopped

[scottbrochill]

^^i am going to have dreams about the post above me... haha

[crudemood]

i have had dreams about having sex with a guy in the middle of walmart once.. lol
ive also had several dreams about girls..