My $65 Bong..... SMASHED!!!!!

So, here's the deal...

My father's girlfriend is a psycho and her daughters are her demon offspring. Her daughter is well-known for making up lies, spreading rumors, and especially stealing. Her mother is violent, is well-known for calling the police, always accuses people of things except for herself, and the list could go on.

I threw her daughter's $8 bottle of vodka in the garbage because her daughter was being a stupid bitch and trying to start trouble as usual. Besides, this girl accused me of stealing her $6 pot pipe about 2 years ago, so she ended up stealing about $100 worth of my DVD movies, thinking it would justify my so-called "actions." Let me mention now that I never took her pot pipe, especially since I had pipes of my own at the time as I still do. Come to find out, the vodka was my father's girlfriend's and not her daughter's. My bad. I retrieved her vodka, seeing as how it was still unopened and all in the bottle, and my father's girlfriend just shrugged and it seemed as if we were able to work out our differences. She's very obsessive, controlling, and psychotic. She's pushed everybody, except for me, out of my father's life. Honestly, I could see this woman cutting the brake lines in my car to try killing me in an accident and I could see her poisoning my father. No joke! She has his business in her name now and she's trying to take control of his life.

So, this "brilliant" thing I guess you have to call a "woman" that my father's going out with, decided to "get back at me" for tossing out her $8 bottle of vodka that I later retrieved for her. Like I said a few minutes ago, I thought it was her daughter's so I could've cared less. I thought it'd be done and over with. I went to go take a shower yesterday morning, but before that I went into my closet to grab a t-shirt. I'm quite observant, and of course I saw all of my bongs and pipes resting peacefully on the shelf in my closet. Once I came out of the shower and went back into my closet, I noticed that one of my bongs was gone and my closet door was open. I automatically started accusing my father's girlfriend's daughter. My father's girlfriend and her daughter both had me under the impression that it was the daughter who stole it and was hiding it somewhere.

My father's girlfriend sent me an e-mail, explaining to me a dreadful story about how she threw my bong on some rocks when I was in the shower, which of course ended up smashing. I guess she never intended on telling me. She said that she definitely didn't have it and that she didn't think her daughter did when I confronted her about it. How the hell do you justify anything by smashing a $65 bong in "defense" of someone tossing out your $8 bottle of vodka? That's been making no sense to me. All I know is I am entirely pissed off. All I know is I can't report her to the police for it seeing as how it was paraphenelia. I'd like to get a restraining order or something against her, but she'd fire right back with the same thing. She'd probably also report me for all of my other paraphenelia and such, even though she's grown marijuana out on our balcony several times. She pretty much started a war and I'll be damned if I let her win. I seriously hate drama, but she brought this upon herself and I will finish it.

I just wanna make her and her daughter's lives a living hell for a while... My father's girlfriend said if I dare to try damaging any of her property or harrasing her and her daughter, then she'll call the police. I told her that she's not the only one who can threaten to call the police. I told her there's nothing fucking special about her and about her calling the police. Big fucking deal.

All I know is this; Her daughter's toothbrush is going into the toilet tomorrow morning and then back into her medicine bag thing. I've thought about busting a nut into her daughter's shampoo or conditioner bottle. I'd like to do some other things more drastic for my own entertainment and for their humiliation. I'd also like to damage something of hers without her noticing. If anything EVER comes up missing or is misplaced, she automatically accuses me and degrades my family.

I'm informing my father that I'm finding another place and moving out, and he'll be very hurt by it, but I told him the time would come. It's all because of his girlfriend. I'm pretty much giving in and letting her win, but I've had it with her.

At the risk of sounding immature...let 'er have it! I'm all for the jizz in the shampoo...reminds me of some movie.

ugh...don't nut in there.
that's sick. if they were to ever find out, you'd be mad screwed too.

I say u just find something to blackmail them with since they are in control right now. If u really want to mess her up, wait until she has a drug testing date or something and somehow slip some herb into her food on the week of her test.

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Originally Posted by sordid

At the risk of sounding immature...let 'er have it! I'm all for the jizz in the shampoo...reminds me of some movie.

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I've only seen something similar in 'American Pie's Band Camp.' Stifler's younger brother ends up jizzing in some jock guy's bottle of sunscreen and the guy ends up using it, and rubs it on his lips as well. LOL. Won't jizz actually fuck up her hair? Along with the eyes, I know girls hate jizz getting in their hair.

Humiliating them will be entertainment for me and may eventually pay off the $65. It'd be nice to chase them out of the apartment somehow so they could no longer stand being here, but my father's girlfriend realized at one point that I was trying to get her to leave. Now she fights back, refuses to leave, insists that I leave, and threatens to call the police any time I say or do something that seems "offensive" towards her or her daughters. She's a real basketcase. Of course my father is only with her because she puts out and she's with my father because of his money. Evil bitch.

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Originally Posted by Xhoshi

ugh...don't nut in there.
that's sick. if they were to ever find out, you'd be mad screwed too.

I say u just find something to blackmail them with since they are in control right now. If u really want to mess her up, wait until she has a drug testing date or something and somehow slip some herb into her food on the week of her test.

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Why don't I nut in her tube of toothpaste then? LOL.

Neither of them have any drug testing seeing as how my father's girlfriend is self-employed and her daughter is a lazy bum.

Any more suggestions?

I could always put her toothbrush into the toilet and also touch the bristles to my asshole? LMAO.

I know this sounds "immature" and 'American Pie'-ish, but these bitches MUST get pwned.

Instead of jizzum, put hair-removal lotion into her shampoo, or conditioner.

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Instead of jizzum, put hair-removal lotion into her shampoo, or conditioner.

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Wouldn't that seem like a setup though? Her hair wouldn't randomly start falling out since she's been using the same shampoo and conditioner, although it's a wonderful and hilarious suggestion.

Yes :D it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...

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Originally Posted by sordid

Yes :D it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...

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She starts college around the same time I will in September. Shouldn't I save an idea like that for a time when I could really really humiliate her? All of a sudden her hair will start falling out once she starts college. The college kids will love that.

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Originally Posted by sordid

Yes :D it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...

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All I know is her mother is at the point where she'll call the police on me for ANYTHING. I couldn't seriously get charges pressed against me for putting hair removal lotion in her shampoo and/or conditioner, could I? I guess she could sue me or something for emotional shit, but oh well.

I wanna somehow torture my father's girlfriend as well, but don't know exactly how to. All she'll do is fight fire with fire, including calling the police. She could report me for paraphenelia, dating a girl 3 years younger than me (still a minor until January), and so on and so forth. However, the paraphenelia will be gone tomorrow. I'm bringing it to an undisclosed location so it won't be here. I have a few knives, but I am allowed to have such things safely put away in my home. My girlfriend's uncle is the Chief of city police and her father's a CO, not to mention my friend Amanda's father is a state trooper. Besides, the police would need DNA (aka, my semen inside my girlfriend's vagina) to be able to press charges against me and detain me. For all the police know, my girlfriend and I are strictly friends, and my father's girlfriend is just an evil, kaniving bitch trying to get me in trouble with the law in any way she can think of. Police MUST obtain proof of DNA as evidence to make a case against me going out with my girlfriend.

go back to the end of 8th grade and i was in the same situation as you. living with my moms boyfriend and his daughter. what a nightmare.

i went for the toothbrush in the toilet thing plenty of times, sometimes i would just give the bowl a nice scrubbing with it. but it really isnt satisfying since they never really know about it.
one of my favorites was fucking with her computer, i would just go in there and burn parts of the computer with a lighter, her internet antennae mostly. pissed her off, she spent loads on new antennaes and thought it was shorting out or something the whole time. sometimes i would just go on her comp while she was gone and delete random files. once that included her AIM buddy list.
sometimes i would get her shoes, and go squash them in a fat pile of dog shit and put them back. she just assumed that she had stepped on it earlier and didnt notice. i tried to be careful not to do this stuff to frequently though so she did end up getting suspicious and accusing me a couple times.
one night i went out in the middle of the night and egged the shit out of my step dads car with about 20 eggs. and a neighbors garage with a couple eggs(so my stepdad didnt get suspicious), than went back inside and back to bed.
oo god the list goes on.
everyday my step dad came from home work all he would do is watch tv, so i would constantly break the remotes, i would just bang them against a wall until i could hear all the parts inside jinglin. that pissed him off a loooot.

of course i took my hits as well, im almost 100% sure that mystep sister was responsible for breaking my ipod. water damage and i NEVER got water on it while it was with me. and that was right at the time she suspected me of doing the dog shit shoes thing.

i was a vindictive evil little bastard, and looking back on all the stuff i used to do, i cant believe my life was so bent on revenge and anger.

in the end both our tempers subsided and it kinda just turned into this awkward we live in the same house but i havent talked to you in 6 months thing. thank god im out of that hell hole.

dude tell your dad to dump that bloodsucking whore

and sorry bout your bong man, it blows

I feel you man, I broke my one and only big bong the other night. My step mom runs out the back to get the clothes off the line because it starts pouring with rain, so me after a few bongs in the patio freak out and smash the bong by misjudging the depth of the ground from the table and smashed the bong right into the edge. She knew I broke something, but luckily she didn't know it was my bong... (Doesn't know I smoke, everyone else does lol)

nair in the shampoo bottle ;) take thier toothbrush shove it up a dogs ass uhm lets see put a nail in each of her car tires..... butter the floor before her ass wakes up and call the phone she will fall flat on her face....what else put a egg in thier gastank i dunno what else lol google it and u can find lots of shit to do for revenge

Well dude your story got me pretty raged just reading it. I know if that shit were to have happened here I probably would have killed the bitch, but then again Iâ??m used to having a fair degree of control over my life as well as a good deal of control over my privacy â?? no one ever goes in my room for any reason without asking me. She obviously is under the impression that she can do these things to you, thatâ??s unacceptable.

Leave a can of tuna in the sun for a few days and then unleash it over the inside of her car.

My advice? Slap the bitch. second you should've went with the restraining order so she could keep her scrary ass away from you.

Cause them living hell. Breaking someone's bong on purpose should be punishable by DEATH. But I'd be a little worried about them calling the cops having all those pipes and bud in your possesion. If the cops find all that your fucked either way.

My dad's girlfriend is like that, not as bad but still an evil bitch, wow I didn't know so many people did the tooth brush thing haha.

bitches man.

i dont like bitches.

wouldn't he need a valid reason for filing for a restraining order? other than her smashing his bong? i mean, he could write in "damaged my personal property on purpose" and just be very vague about what it was. dude, if you're over 18, you could just say it was your tobacco pipe. also, putting a mix of bleach, rock salt, and sand in her gas tank should do yourself a nice little favor ;)

and if you really wanted to get her, next time she grows on your balcony, take pictures of it, and get it in writing that your dad admits it's hers somehow.