My $65 Bong..... SMASHED!!!!!

[highguyinny]

So, here's the deal...

My father's girlfriend is a psycho and her daughters are her demon offspring. Her daughter is well-known for making up lies, spreading rumors, and especially stealing. Her mother is violent, is well-known for calling the police, always accuses people of things except for herself, and the list could go on.

I threw her daughter's $8 bottle of vodka in the garbage because her daughter was being a stupid bitch and trying to start trouble as usual. Besides, this girl accused me of stealing her $6 pot pipe about 2 years ago, so she ended up stealing about $100 worth of my DVD movies, thinking it would justify my so-called "actions." Let me mention now that I never took her pot pipe, especially since I had pipes of my own at the time as I still do. Come to find out, the vodka was my father's girlfriend's and not her daughter's. My bad. I retrieved her vodka, seeing as how it was still unopened and all in the bottle, and my father's girlfriend just shrugged and it seemed as if we were able to work out our differences. She's very obsessive, controlling, and psychotic. She's pushed everybody, except for me, out of my father's life. Honestly, I could see this woman cutting the brake lines in my car to try killing me in an accident and I could see her poisoning my father. No joke! She has his business in her name now and she's trying to take control of his life.

So, this "brilliant" thing I guess you have to call a "woman" that my father's going out with, decided to "get back at me" for tossing out her $8 bottle of vodka that I later retrieved for her. Like I said a few minutes ago, I thought it was her daughter's so I could've cared less. I thought it'd be done and over with. I went to go take a shower yesterday morning, but before that I went into my closet to grab a t-shirt. I'm quite observant, and of course I saw all of my bongs and pipes resting peacefully on the shelf in my closet. Once I came out of the shower and went back into my closet, I noticed that one of my bongs was gone and my closet door was open. I automatically started accusing my father's girlfriend's daughter. My father's girlfriend and her daughter both had me under the impression that it was the daughter who stole it and was hiding it somewhere.

My father's girlfriend sent me an e-mail, explaining to me a dreadful story about how she threw my bong on some rocks when I was in the shower, which of course ended up smashing. I guess she never intended on telling me. She said that she definitely didn't have it and that she didn't think her daughter did when I confronted her about it. How the hell do you justify anything by smashing a $65 bong in "defense" of someone tossing out your $8 bottle of vodka? That's been making no sense to me. All I know is I am entirely pissed off. All I know is I can't report her to the police for it seeing as how it was paraphenelia. I'd like to get a restraining order or something against her, but she'd fire right back with the same thing. She'd probably also report me for all of my other paraphenelia and such, even though she's grown marijuana out on our balcony several times. She pretty much started a war and I'll be damned if I let her win. I seriously hate drama, but she brought this upon herself and I will finish it.

I just wanna make her and her daughter's lives a living hell for a while... My father's girlfriend said if I dare to try damaging any of her property or harrasing her and her daughter, then she'll call the police. I told her that she's not the only one who can threaten to call the police. I told her there's nothing fucking special about her and about her calling the police. Big fucking deal.

All I know is this; Her daughter's toothbrush is going into the toilet tomorrow morning and then back into her medicine bag thing. I've thought about busting a nut into her daughter's shampoo or conditioner bottle. I'd like to do some other things more drastic for my own entertainment and for their humiliation. I'd also like to damage something of hers without her noticing. If anything EVER comes up missing or is misplaced, she automatically accuses me and degrades my family.

I'm informing my father that I'm finding another place and moving out, and he'll be very hurt by it, but I told him the time would come. It's all because of his girlfriend. I'm pretty much giving in and letting her win, but I've had it with her.

highguyinny Reviewed by highguyinny on 05-18-2007. My $65 Bong..... SMASHED!!!!! So, here's the deal... My father's girlfriend is a psycho and her daughters are her demon offspring. Her daughter is well-known for making up lies, spreading rumors, and especially stealing. Her mother is violent, is well-known for calling the police, always accuses people of things except for herself, and the list could go on. I threw her daughter's $8 bottle of vodka in the garbage because her daughter was being a stupid bitch and trying to start trouble as usual. Besides, this girl Rating: 5

[sordid]

At the risk of sounding immature...let 'er have it! I'm all for the jizz in the shampoo...reminds me of some movie.

[Xhoshi]

ugh...don't nut in there.
that's sick. if they were to ever find out, you'd be mad screwed too.

I say u just find something to blackmail them with since they are in control right now. If u really want to mess her up, wait until she has a drug testing date or something and somehow slip some herb into her food on the week of her test.

[highguyinny]

At the risk of sounding immature...let 'er have it! I'm all for the jizz in the shampoo...reminds me of some movie.

I've only seen something similar in 'American Pie's Band Camp.' Stifler's younger brother ends up jizzing in some jock guy's bottle of sunscreen and the guy ends up using it, and rubs it on his lips as well. LOL. Won't jizz actually fuck up her hair? Along with the eyes, I know girls hate jizz getting in their hair.

Humiliating them will be entertainment for me and may eventually pay off the $65. It'd be nice to chase them out of the apartment somehow so they could no longer stand being here, but my father's girlfriend realized at one point that I was trying to get her to leave. Now she fights back, refuses to leave, insists that I leave, and threatens to call the police any time I say or do something that seems "offensive" towards her or her daughters. She's a real basketcase. Of course my father is only with her because she puts out and she's with my father because of his money. Evil bitch.

[highguyinny]

ugh...don't nut in there.
that's sick. if they were to ever find out, you'd be mad screwed too.

I say u just find something to blackmail them with since they are in control right now. If u really want to mess her up, wait until she has a drug testing date or something and somehow slip some herb into her food on the week of her test.

Why don't I nut in her tube of toothpaste then? LOL.

Neither of them have any drug testing seeing as how my father's girlfriend is self-employed and her daughter is a lazy bum.

Any more suggestions?

I could always put her toothbrush into the toilet and also touch the bristles to my asshole? LMAO.

I know this sounds "immature" and 'American Pie'-ish, but these bitches MUST get pwned.

[Xhoshi]

Instead of jizzum, put hair-removal lotion into her shampoo, or conditioner.

[highguyinny]

Instead of jizzum, put hair-removal lotion into her shampoo, or conditioner.

Wouldn't that seem like a setup though? Her hair wouldn't randomly start falling out since she's been using the same shampoo and conditioner, although it's a wonderful and hilarious suggestion.

[sordid]

Yes it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...

[highguyinny]

Yes it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...

She starts college around the same time I will in September. Shouldn't I save an idea like that for a time when I could really really humiliate her? All of a sudden her hair will start falling out once she starts college. The college kids will love that.

[highguyinny]

Yes it was american pie 4...

and she's gonna hate you anyway so why not use the hair remover too...just put more and more in over the course of a week...

All I know is her mother is at the point where she'll call the police on me for ANYTHING. I couldn't seriously get charges pressed against me for putting hair removal lotion in her shampoo and/or conditioner, could I? I guess she could sue me or something for emotional shit, but oh well.

I wanna somehow torture my father's girlfriend as well, but don't know exactly how to. All she'll do is fight fire with fire, including calling the police. She could report me for paraphenelia, dating a girl 3 years younger than me (still a minor until January), and so on and so forth. However, the paraphenelia will be gone tomorrow. I'm bringing it to an undisclosed location so it won't be here. I have a few knives, but I am allowed to have such things safely put away in my home. My girlfriend's uncle is the Chief of city police and her father's a CO, not to mention my friend Amanda's father is a state trooper. Besides, the police would need DNA (aka, my semen inside my girlfriend's vagina) to be able to press charges against me and detain me. For all the police know, my girlfriend and I are strictly friends, and my father's girlfriend is just an evil, kaniving bitch trying to get me in trouble with the law in any way she can think of. Police MUST obtain proof of DNA as evidence to make a case against me going out with my girlfriend.