Ass pennies

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

Anyone else do this to their spare change?

wow, $30 a day. that just makes me think about all those times i was short on cash and said something to the effect of "well, i can't just pull it out of my ass"....guess i was wrong. lol

I keep too much other shit in my ass to hold my spare change. Literally.

I did it with £2 coins, try those fuckers for size! if you can even get it through your sphincter...

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STONERS HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT YET. DOESN'T ANYONE WATCH UPRIGHT CITIZEN'S BRIGADE?!

Little Donnie Foundation, anyone?

I haven't seen that in years. I really can't even recall what that show was about. All I remember is they like traveled through time or something.

uh huh....suuuuure PB, try to cover it up now, it may not be too late

always on here.lol

I had no idea what to expect clicking on this thread.


Still dont.

Rachel Ray does 40$ a day...

I didn't watch the show often, and would not have caught the reference if you didn't state it, but i watched that episode way back when. It was effing funny. I Forgot all about that show. Thanks for a good memory.

I have No clue of what show it was even after you told us...

It's on YouTube, if anybody's interested.
YouTube - Ass Pennies

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Originally Posted by Purple Banana

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

Anyone else do this to their spare change?

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So your ass is like a penny cash machine? lol swipe that crack to get some penny cash? ;)

I'm crushing your head

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

It's on YouTube, if anybody's interested.
YouTube - Ass Pennies

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wow LOL thats so sick but funny as hell! lol

EDIT: weird thought that guy must have a lot of spare time on his hands, it would take a long time to stick 3,000 pennies a day up your ass! thats a lot of ass time lol

They still spend,,,no probs here...

That's why he's better than you. Power Marketing!

Great show when you're stoned...

"BONG BOY, DAMN YOU!"

I saw ass pennies and knew right away.

My favorite of all time = Sweet Johnny V.

"I just made this bong out of a dildo I found, hit it man! whats wrong are you a cop?"

"name one song better than sweet home alabama!" "WHHHHHATTT? SYMPHONY FOR THE DEVIL? SEEYA MAN! Thats what a cop would pick"

LOLOLOL!!!!!

They're getting ready to release the second season on DVD...

My favorite episode is Bucket of Truth... The Unibomber is hilarious. TICKLE FIGHT!

"Why do we need a Hot Chicks Room?"
"That's what you said about the microwave, and look how much we use it, honey!"

I just put all the ass pennies in a high interest bearing saving account... From his ass pennies I would collect more ass pennies for free...

The only thing I am a bit freaked about is I been putting pennies up my nose "Snot Pennies" and now I realize I may have put some ass pennies in my nose...

I got it from the topic title, but it seems I arrived too late to make myself look good.

Great show, though.

I don't do that, but I do stick them up other people's asses. I've got my own army of my human piggy-banks walking round outside right now. What they don't know can't hurt them, right? The only problem is gonna be getting the money back out, I'm gonna need a totally different kind of hammer..

^ What's up Ghost!

figures I'd come back and find you in a thread call "ass pennies"...lol.

Hows life?

Nooooooo way! Likem you know, I was just thinking about you the other day.. I went on a walk down memory lane and found you hanging out, smoking a joint and shootin' the shit.. Life is good thanks, I hope it's equally as awesome for you! Still got my email? :p

Yeah man, things are alright. Since we last talked Iâ??ve graduated from college, moved, and now looking for a job. I donâ??t know if I have your emailâ?¦mine is the same if you have it.

I havenâ??t been here in forever so I thought I would pop in to see who was here. Lots of new faces and some old ones too. Glad youâ??re doing OK.

Do people actually shoot shit? Like with a gun? Or maybe a rubber band, or bow and arrow?

That would be interesting.

the hell is TV...anyone wanna hook it up with some cable or dish :D? all I have are spanish and christian channels :(.

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uh huh....suuuuure PB, try to cover it up now, it may not be too late

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Awesome icky, you should stick around.. Alot of people around a while ago have moved on or don't post as much, I only started posting again lately.. but it's still as cool as ever :D

Glad to hear you're doing cool, I'll dig out your email address and get in touch if you disappear from this site again lol :)

And yes, people shoot shit. :D