Ass pennies

[Purple Banana]

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

Anyone else do this to their spare change?

Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on 04-16-2007. Ass pennies I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter Rating: 5

[twentysac]

wow, $30 a day. that just makes me think about all those times i was short on cash and said something to the effect of "well, i can't just pull it out of my ass"....guess i was wrong. lol

[timothylearyisdead]

I keep too much other shit in my ass to hold my spare change. Literally.

[BUZz UK]

I did it with £2 coins, try those fuckers for size! if you can even get it through your sphincter...

[Purple Banana]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STONERS HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT YET. DOESN'T ANYONE WATCH UPRIGHT CITIZEN'S BRIGADE?!

Little Donnie Foundation, anyone?

[timothylearyisdead]

I haven't seen that in years. I really can't even recall what that show was about. All I remember is they like traveled through time or something.

[yoda]

uh huh....suuuuure PB, try to cover it up now, it may not be too late

[Gatekeeper777]

always on here.lol

[ILikeSurfing]

I had no idea what to expect clicking on this thread.


Still dont.

[Skink]

Rachel Ray does 40$ a day...