i love jeff foxworthy
and his redneck way's
you know ur a redneck when :
you think loading the dishwasher mean's
getting your wife loaded
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i love jeff foxworthy
and his redneck way's
you know ur a redneck when :
you think loading the dishwasher mean's
getting your wife loaded
im sooooo stoned
i meant
u know ur a redneck when
u think loading ur dishwasher mean's
getting ur wife drunk
so sawly
when theres a pic of you floatin the internet on a tractor with beer guns and a straw hat
(i hope i never find out who released it)
I use to love these jokes, but it got old fast along with larry the cable guy's jokes
your porch collapses and more than three dogs die.
.......when you realize that America's disenfranchised working class scapegoats are still getting shafted by ignorance, bigotry, greed, historical inaccuracies and lies.
shits deep man. i read this story on larry the cable guy about hes basically a total fraud.
i like this one the bestQuote:
Originally Posted by Breukelen advocaat
when you are sitting here, eating bbq, listening to Charlie Daniels Band admirering your collection of cars and pickups that dont run.... the list goes on and on haha
According to Wikipedia, Larry the Cable Guy's real name is Daniel Lawrence Whitney. He grew up in Nebraska. After moving to West Palm Beach, FL, at 16 he attended The King's Academy, which was recently recognized as one of the top 7 Christian Secondary schools in the United States. His redneck accent is fake, and he trained to emulate it while growing up in Nebraska.Quote:
Originally Posted by suhl
Here are videos of Dan Whitney before he was Larry the Cable Guy. Warning: they are very unfunny, and have a few inklings of what his future persona would be like.
YouTube - Larry the Cable guy. A fraud?
YouTube - Dan Whitney, otherwise known as Larry The Cable Guy
wow. wow. i knew he was a fraud but shit. the thing is he isnt funny one way or the other, but people like acting like they are all country and if you tack a "country" image on to something it will sell be it shitty pop music or shitty stand up comedy. and to everyone saying well whatever makes you money, i guess none of those people are familiar with a concept of the soul. some dont like selling it
shit. i knew the accent was fake but god damn. hes a total fraud.
shits not funny at all
Entertainment is an event, performance, or activity designed to give pleasure or relaxation to an audience (although, for example, in the case of a computer game the "audience" may be only one person).
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Agreed, he's a pretty smart fraud. Although, I agree with most people in that he's not funny to me. But, there are a lot of people who like that shit I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psycho4Bud
I personally think he was more funny before.
And that's not saying much! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by GotWake88
when you post redneck jokes online.
your sisters baby looks just like you...
The folks in my family, whom I'm proud to call rednecks (wickedly smart ones), get a kick out of this Louisiana jet ski picture!
redneck swimming pool
as well as a link to my redneck neighbors BBQ pics
Redneck BBQ Picture Collage | Fresh Tribe Video Clip
I use redneck tupperware cool whip and butter bowls ;)
no kidding my wife must shop at the same store as you as we have the whole set.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dro_Princess
she just washed up the crock. IE: the shed spread counrty crock bowl. lol:D :thumbsup:
Im a long time user and firm believer in redneck tupperwear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
I remember goint to grandmas for sunday dinner as a kid and drinking green kool-aid in a cup with a built in straw and eating home made vegitale soup from a parkey butter bowl.
I am 3rd generation redneck.lol
I use that sort of tupperware, too. It's great to hang onto and use when you give food away to friends or neighbors or whoever so no one feels obligated to return the container. Old Cool Whip containers are also what my dogs drink their water from.
You know you're a redneck when you take even the slightest offense to redneck jokes.
your gang shootings involve cows
you no your a redneck when you have been shot in the ass 7 times with your friends bebe gun.... the welts hurt when i sat down
when you mow your lawn and find a car.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
You know your a redneck when you try to prove it.
u know ur a redneck when:
u think taco bell is a mexican phone co.
i like larry the cable guy
most of his stuff is funny 2 me
but i really love ron white(tater salad)
you have a layaway at Tractor Supply...
when your shoe laces look just like bailing wire...
if u dont like the thread why u even bother 2 postQuote:
Originally Posted by hello3pat
ur the 1 that brought up larry
im talkin jeff foxworthy
your party dress has racer stripes in the back...
when u think volvo is a part of the female anatomy
u stare at an orange juice container cuz it say's concentrate
When you put a set of these on your trailer hitch....
When "Bondo" is the primary color of your truck or car . . . .